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Zune HD Twitter App Censors Tweets For You!

SharpFang writes "The new Zune HD Twitter app censors naughty words out of tweets in your timeline. Sure, it's a free app, but this kind of active content censorship just rubs me the wrong way."

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  1. Ugh... by Kc_spot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hate these f****** people always f******* censoring anything they can get their f****** hands on!!!!

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    1. Re:Ugh... by fracai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quote from Samuel L. Jackson's new movie, "Profanities in a Post"?

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    2. Re:Ugh... by kehren77 · · Score: 4, Funny

      THAT'S IT! I've had it with these motherf***ing censors on this motherf***ing internet!

    3. Re:Ugh... by Icegryphon · · Score: 3, Informative

      YOUR MOTHER IS A CLASSY LADY!

    4. Re:Ugh... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah. Copulate that excrement!

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    5. Re:Ugh... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Funny

      YOUR MOTHER IS A CLBUTTY LADY!

      Fixed that for you.

      Now if only I could fix the stupid caps filter...

    6. Re:Ugh... by blai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How did you know my p***word?

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  2. Option by rocket97 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It should be an option, not a requirement.

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    1. Re:Option by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 3, Funny

      It should be an option, not a requirement.

      An option that turns on during Friday and Saturday nights so drunken texts to professors are less likely to get you kicked out of school.

    2. Re:Option by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because they used the full product name, I'm going to say the opposite, this is someone trying to keep us talking about the otherwise failing and undesirable Microsoft product. It is completely inane, the only possible explanation is a marketing troll.

    3. Re:Option by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Underpowered? It's an 800Mhz ARM CPU, surely to fuck it can do a little text processing on 150 character tweets.

      I'm guessing top-end mainframes didn't achieve that kind of CPU power until the late 80s.

      Back in the day, ftp.cdrom.com pushed ~1TB a day from one 200-MHz P6 Pentium Pro.

      Now get of my lawn.

    4. Re:Option by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nobody says "check out my cool new Microsoft Zune HD®!" in normal speech. I don't write like that in any kind of informal setting. Not to say grandparent is 100% accurate, but it sounds strange.

  3. Censorship rubs you the wrong way by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your Zune usage rubs me the wrong way.

    1. Re:Censorship rubs you the wrong way by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The phrase "Rubs me the wrong way" really grinds my gears.

  4. Who cares? by jamesl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... but this kind of active content censorship just rubs me the wrong way.

    Then don't use it.

    1. Re:Who cares? by azior · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the submitter plans on not using it, and most likely submitted the story to inform others, should they wish to not use it as well.

      I think the submitter should elaborate on what this "wrong" way of rubbing is. Just to inform other, should they wish to be rubbed in that way.

      I for one welcome our new wrong-rubbing overlords

  5. Censored Tweet by norminator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This Zune HD isn't as good as the i*** T*****. I wish I could hook it up to my M** instead of my PC."

    1. Re:Censored Tweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you want to hook it up to your mom rather than your computer?

  6. Twitter is stupid anyway by Alanonfire · · Score: 3, Insightful

    so who cares?

    1. Re:Twitter is stupid anyway by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn straight. Publishing short, pointless messages saying whatever's on your mind to random intertubes strangers? Who would waste their time doing that?

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  7. Beta? by Snarkalicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps in the near future it will be repurposed to filter out the stupid. I, for one, would blow Bill Gates if he could just do this and kill Twitter.

    1. Re:Beta? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps in the near future it will be repurposed to filter out the stupid.

      I have a hostfile for that.

      twitter.com 127.0.0.1
      www.twitter.com 127.0.0.1
      myspace.com 127.0.0.1
      www.myspace.com 127.0.0.1
      facebook.com 127.0.0.1
      www.facebook.com 127.0.0.1
      youtube.com 127.0.0.1
      www.youtube.com 127.0.0.1
      digg.com 127.0.0.1
      www.digg.com 127.0.0.1

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  8. clbuttic case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a clbuttic case of censorship gone too far.

  9. Joke time! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you call 1 million censored tweets?

    A good start!

    Hey-o!

    1. Re:Joke time! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alright then lets keep this rolling.

      Did you hear the one about the Terrorist who held a bunch of Twitter users hostage?

      He threatened to release one every hour until his demands were met!

      Zzzzzing!

  10. Language bias? by harmonise · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Naughty words in which language? Only English?

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  11. Bastards. by blcamp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid fucking disrespecting-my-goddamn-freedom-of-speech assholes.

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  12. Know what rubs me the wrong way? by mea37 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When the submitter plagiarizes from TFA, that rubs me the wrong way. Quoting the article is one thing; changing a pronoun from "us" to "me" so that the quote reads as your voice is obnoxious.

    I think TFA's use of the word "censor" here is borderline; the zune app is not the means of publication. That said, if there's really no option to turn this feature off, then it's not an app I would use.

    1. Re:Know what rubs me the wrong way? by mea37 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fair enough. I guess I should've realized the editors might be trying to add value again; I'm just so used to them doing nothing at all that I hadn't considered they might be making matters worse.

  13. Wow terrible... by Ractive · · Score: 5, Funny

    This would greatly affect all 3 users of this Zune thing.

  14. Re:No toggle? by megamerican · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's choosing to be censored, therefore it isn't censorship. He could easily use a different app or different platform and get his naughty words unmolested.

    This is a completely non-issue and a waste of time. These types of articles are rearing their heads more than usual lately.

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  15. And then there were nine by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll tell you who cares, all 9 Zune users, that's who cares!

    A couple of posts before, there were THREE Zune users. Now there are nine? It's popularity has tripled in a matter of hours?

    Somebody go wake up Balmer.

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  16. Re:Twitter - What's the point again? by fyrie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speak for yourself. Twitter saves me a ton of time everyday. I use it mostly for professional networking (I'm a programmer). I follow a couple hundred other programmers. Instead of me surfing the web an hour so a day to keep my finger on the pulse of the programming world, the information comes to me in my twitter stream. It's much better than looking for content or subscribing to RSS feeds.

  17. Reuters on the Zune by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    UPDATE 1-Obama moves to **** U.S. broadband access
    Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:49pm EST(Updates with ******* remarks)

    Bonds

    WASHINGTON, Dec 17 (Reuters) - The Obama administration on Thursday began the award of $2 billion in grants and loans over the next 75 days as part of a plan to dramatically expand Americans' **** and create *************.

    The $2 billion is part of an overall $7.2 billion set aside in President Barack Obama's $787 billion economic recovery package to bring ******* access to unserved or underserved U.S. communities.

    Vice President Joe Biden, at an event in Dawsonville, Ga., announced details of an initial $183 million investment in a range of ******* projects in 17 states.

    "New **** access means more **** and better **** in rural areas and underserved urban communities around the country," he said in a statement.

    Biden's chief economist, Jared Bernstein, told reporters in a briefing the administration was not able to provide more precise figures on exactly how many **** would be created.

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