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Geoengineering a Snow-Free Winter Fails In Moscow

dinoyum writes "Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov's promise of a winter without snow in the capital city has fallen short. While cloud seeding is not a new concept for Russia, often used on major holidays, geoengineering snow has never been done to that magnitude. Carrying off the $6 million procedure required jets to spray silver iodide into coming clouds, ensuring that all precipitation fell before it reached the capital. However a combination of disrupted radar, wind control, and faulty weathermen have been blamed by Luzhkov for his failed attempt at playing with mother nature. For now, Russia can go back to enjoying snow."

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  1. "Faulty weathermen" is a bit redundant by ShaunC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I didn't think they came in any other variety.

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    1. Re:"Faulty weathermen" is a bit redundant by siride · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They typically do really well, actually. People just remember the abject failures and overgeneralize.

    2. Re:"Faulty weathermen" is a bit redundant by aliquis · · Score: 3, Funny

      They typically do really well, actually. People just remember the abject failures and overgeneralize

      That's what I've been telling the ladies.

      (No, just kidding, virgin in reality.)

    3. Re:"Faulty weathermen" is a bit redundant by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back when I was in elementary school, my school was privaledged to have a special weather program for the more advanced students. A special satellite dish was installed on the roof hooked up to special terminals in our classroom; we had a direct downlink from the satellite.

      I recall seeing a big hurricane coming towards us. With the data we had (a few hours worth), I knew it would hit by tomorrow. The meteorologists said it was a low chance of it coming in, but the basic signs - cold fronts, warm fronts, wind, the path of the hurricane, etc. - indicated to me that it was more likely that it would hit us. In short, I stayed up late and got two days off from school due to heavy rain. It was fun indeed.

      Even with the limited data I had (compared to modern meteorologists), though, it still could have passed us by. It just would have been more and more unlikely.

      The parent(s) are right about the unpredictability of weather, though. I generally don't trust forecasts beyond the next day (and sometimes not even then), because a shift in air pressure, wind, temperature, etc. can divert an incoming storm miles and miles away. It all falls down to computer models and what is "most likely", but until they invent magic crystal balls it will never really be accurate enough to satisfy the people who would depend on long-range forecasts. Not without human intervention (cloud-seeding, etc.) at least.

  2. Huh by nametaken · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Given what it costs to deal with snow in a major city each year, $6 million sounds like money very well spent. Now if only someone would get the dome cities idea back on the table...

    1. Re:Huh by xutopia · · Score: 3, Informative
    2. Re:Huh by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dome cities...

      EPA Soldier: I'm afraid we lost them, sir.
      Russ Cargill: Damn it! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, soft!
      EPA Soldier: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
      Russ Cargill: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!

    3. Re:Huh by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oxygen is poisonous too.

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    4. Re:Huh by aliquis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Over here a city with 20.000 inhabitants budgeted 1.12 million USD / year for snow removal so yes, 6 million to clear whole fucking Moscow would be very cheap indeed.

      But well, snow lighten things up so when controlled it's not that bad. Cold dark misery with no snow would be even worse.

    5. Re:Huh by aliquis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't homeopathic silver iodide have such low concentrations that there wouldn't actually be any silver iodide at all and therefor safe? :D

  3. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Winter geoengineers YOU!

  4. Moscow without snow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be like Paris without dogshit.

    1. Re:Moscow without snow? by demonlapin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's right-wing about dissing the French? English-speaking nations have been doing it since AT LEAST 1066.

    2. Re:Moscow without snow? by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what's right-wing about it: it's old and safe. I would give an example of left-wing dissing, but I can't think of any groups that haven't been dissed.

      Alpha-Centurians, maybe? Naah, Douglas Adams already did it.

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    3. Re:Moscow without snow? by hkz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And to think their refusal to validate the UN resolution against Iraq because of doubts about the intelligence (which was the direct cause for all the vitriol against the French in the past few years like the "Freedom Fries") turned out to be *completely justified*. Who's the funny guy now?

  5. Madness by iamacat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Russia is reverting to its industry-over-humans ways. Sure road cleaning might cost a bit, but who would to spend 5 months with subfreezing temperatures but no snow (which would accidentally raise temperatures a bit). No snowmen, no snowballs, no sledding, no respite from pollution by covering up the accumulated gunk with white? And in spring city landscaping will suffer from lack of moisture in soil.

    1. Re:Madness by qoncept · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Really? A lot of people hate snow and would presumably be more than willing to go without. Myself included. Unfortunately, living in a tiny town just west of a larger city, if this were to ever happen I'd probably be a little unhappy.

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    2. Re:Madness by Robotbeat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Russia is reverting to its industry-over-humans ways.

      That always was my favorite part about the Soviet Union. None of this whiny "but we'll get cancer" crap. In Russia, a guy would be lucky to see his sixties and not die of alcohol-related disease.

      My favorite was Nuclear Explosions for the National Economy, which was a much bigger version(i.e. over 200 nuclear explosions!) of the US's Operation Plowshare (a mere 28). They made a lake, went prospecting for diamonds and oil and gas and all sorts of neat things to do with "peaceful nuclear explosions." I believe the Soviets also found a way to make cattle feed directly out of petroleum (though I haven't been able to source this), I suppose in case of nuclear winter. I think the Soviets were also thinking of working with the USA to intentionally melt the Arctic ice sheet via damming up the Bering Strait or something. They were going to use the Energia rocket (designed for their Buran Space Shuttle) to orbit a giant orbiting mirror to illuminate arctic/Siberian towns during the cold, dark winters there.

      You learn how to fight to win in the struggle of Man vs Nature when you live in a place as cold and desolate as Russia.

      I think the Russians actually WANT global warming. I doubt they'll ever start doing anything meaningful to stop it. Heck, an ice-free Arctic would mean a lot more viable trading ports for Russia, something it has always been in very short supply of (compared to the United States, which has ginormous, ice-free trading ports on the two busiest oceans... this has been an enormous engine of growth and geopolitical power for the USA). Also, they would likely substantially increase how much arable land they have available if the temperature rose a few degrees. The only people who have more to gain from Global Warming is probably Canada.

      And if global warming is ever a big enough problem that we just HAVE TO lower the temperature a few degrees via some geoengineering scheme, the Russians are the ones to go to who have the gonads to do it and the industrial capability to pull it off, although China could probably do it just as well.

    3. Re:Madness by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason people die when it snows is because people are dumbasses. People die in car accidents in the summer also because they (or people who hit them) are dumbasses.

      What's this white stuff? Made of ice you say? Well that can't mean it's slippery, and if it isn't slippery why should I slow down and give everyone around me more room?

      Dumbasses.

      Also, the snow in cold climates is very important to keep plants from dieing in the extreme cold season. For something buried in snow, -20 outside will be right around freezing inside - snow is a fantastic insulator.

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    4. Re:Madness by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I believe the Soviets also found a way to make cattle feed directly out of petroleum (though I haven't been able to source this),

      It's not much of a stretch. In the West (probably everywhere), we use petroleum to make artificial flavors. For instance, strawberry flavored gum or strawberry flavored ice cream just wouldn't exist at the consumer level without faking it with Petroleum-based esterification (there are just not enough strawberries in the World to make that a viable option).

    5. Re:Madness by Pareto+Efficient · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Absolutely correct!

      After I get off work I make many esters at home, Fischer Esterification is the name of the process. I make rum, cherry and banana flavors regularly. I purify them via vacuum distillation. I make more exotic ones such as pineapple, honey and various other fruits/flavors.

      All you need is a copy of Vogel's 3rd Edition Practical Organic Synthesis (written in plain english), the webpage on wikipedia about esterification and the reagents (ingredients you buy in a walmart) plus a little sulfuric acid drain cleaner as a catalyst (gets things started). Only a few eye drops worth are required.

      Its safe, simple, harmless fun with chemistry and a great way to get kids into science by having them make pleasant smells. (Use supervision)

      It beats the stuffing out of those so called chemistry sets that are sold and for a fraction of the price.

       

  6. Re:good job russia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seems weird they would be messing with cold weather precipitation cycles while the rest of the world is up in arms about the effects of global warming...

    Groan. And time for... yet another idiot confusing weather and climate.

  7. Does this EVER work? by dtolman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is this used successfully anywhere, regularly?

    I remember China making mention of doing this for the 2008 games, but as far as I can see, the only policies that really did make a difference in the weather was closing factories, and banning cars from the road to reduce the choking air pollution...

  8. The article says.... by Primitive+Pete · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article in Time says Moscow usually spends about $12M on removal, twice the $6M cost of seeding for this exercise.

    1. Re:The article says.... by Talderas · · Score: 3, Informative

      So this year they're spending about $18M on removal.

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  9. Re:Snow falls in Russia - Film at 11 by isama · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Kapitalist russia YOU control snow,
    In Communist Russia Snow controls YOU!

    yet again a failed promise made by a politician, does it ever CHANGE?

  10. Snow Removal In Moscow by twmcneil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One morning with nothing better to do, I watched from my hotel window as a crew removed snow from the Moscow street below. Men with shovels scooped the snow into a truck, no other machines were used. The truck disappeared to dump the snow into the river. The snow has so much salt in it that nothing, absolutely nothing downstream survives. It's a huge source of pollution. It took the truck about two hours to dump the snow and return. During this time the men lean against their shovels and smoked. They did not employ a second truck which led me to assume that in Russia a truck is worth more than six men.

    So there is a good reason to stop snow accumulation in Moscow (reducing pollution) but unemployment would spike.

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    1. Re:Snow Removal In Moscow by istartedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow. That sounds like the Soviet Union never really ended. Is there so much snow that they can't use a plow and shove it up on the sidewalk?

      That would eliminate all the jobs except "snowplow driver", of course.

      As long as you are employing men with shovels, a 2nd truck doesn't really help. They need to rest anyway. The last thing they need is heavy smokers shoveling snow continuously without a break.

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    2. Re:Snow Removal In Moscow by jrumney · · Score: 2, Informative

      This may be surprising to you, but outside of North America sidewalks are for walking on, not for storing surplus snow.

  11. Re:Does this EVER work? "not really" by Wodenedow · · Score: 2, Informative

    To save folks time, I will quote directly from the wikipedia article: "The amount of precipitation due to seeding is difficult to quantify. Cloud seeding may also suppress precipitation." The article contains plenty of examples of places where cloud seeding is used, but no data that would back up the "works" claim.

  12. Poor Russian snow by damburger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It saved their asses from Napoleon and Hitler, and this is the thanks it gets!

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  13. Re:Hmph by aliquis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Baltic fleet? Seems rather inconvenient.

  14. Re:good job russia? by Cimexus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once looked it up, and 15 cargo ships produce as much greenhouse gas as all the cars in the world combined.

    As much as I despise the phrase ... lolwut?

    Just think about that for a second. Use your sense of natural intuition, your common sense, your sense of proportions and orders of magnitude. Does that statement seem even remotely plausible. That 15 ships emit the same volume of GHGs as a billion cars?

    For the record, what you are thinking of is this: http://www.greencarreports.com/blog/1020063_pollution-perspective-one-giant-cargo-ship-emits-as-much-as-50-million-cars ...which is talking about the volume of ~pollution~ (e.g. sulfur, particulates, other 'dirty' stuff etc), not greenhouse gas emissions (most GHGs aren't dirty and cannot really be called pollutants, as they occur naturally in decent concentrations anyway). When we are talking about pollution (rather than GHG emissions), modern cars are in fact very clean indeed due to the tough emissions standards in most countries in the last several decades.

    Having said that shipping is still a substantial slice of the greenhouse gas pie (the above article attributes 3-4% influence to total anthropogenic GHGs). But it's nowhere near the huge difference between cars and ships as you make out.