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New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist
krou writes to tell us that according to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a team from King's College London has found no evidence to suggest that the G-Spot actually exists, and they believe it may be a myth encouraged by magazines and sex therapists. The study performed is the largest of its kind, including some 1,800 women, and still was unable to find meaningful proof. Of course, the studies were probably all led by men, who everyone knows can't find the G-Spot anyway.
Yeah, so I built my wife this machine because she's a technogeek and I'm off doing research support a couple weeks out of the month. As you can guess, it's a machine to satisfy her while I'm gone. It involves a 1/2hp 1140RPM 3-phase motor with a 120V single phase drive. It strokes between 30RPM and 1140RPM as I have it configured now.
Now here's where the interesting stuff comes in. The wife wanted to use the machine on me. I was a bit turned off at first, but she said that she would be willing to do anything for me if I tried it, so I agreed. (That paid off a few hours later!) We, let's say, flushed me out, and got to business. Lots and lots of lube and the wife's Jollet dildo. We started slow and worked it in. Didn't start getting fun till we popped open the amyl nitrites. After about five minutes at quarter speed, I was having the most intense feeling for my life for about thirty seconds. Didn't even touch myself. I'm not gay but have been getting some of this ever since.
By the way, this study is FUD. I participated in a lot of psychological research, and the study has no sound basis.
And what about the Democrats who voted for war right along with him?