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New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist

krou writes to tell us that according to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a team from King's College London has found no evidence to suggest that the G-Spot actually exists, and they believe it may be a myth encouraged by magazines and sex therapists. The study performed is the largest of its kind, including some 1,800 women, and still was unable to find meaningful proof. Of course, the studies were probably all led by men, who everyone knows can't find the G-Spot anyway.

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  1. I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this article on slashdot for the three of us women? Or are there more women lurking than we knew about?

    1. Re:I'm confused by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is this article on slashdot for the three of us women? I've got news for you... the other two are just pretending to be women!

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    2. Re:I'm confused by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 4, Funny

      hi baby, how you doin'?

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    3. Re:I'm confused by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 5, Funny

      I take off my wizard robe and hat.

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  2. Slashdot agrees... by Sepiraph · · Score: 5, Funny

    As most of slashdoters have not seen the G-spot either.

    1. Re:Slashdot agrees... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well being I haven't inserted the head on my shoulders into a vagina lately I would have to agree.

    2. Re:Slashdot agrees... by sgage · · Score: 5, Funny

      So this lady goes to the drugstore and tells the pharmacist guy there that her husband has dandruff, and what can she do about it. He says "give him some Head and Shoulders". She thinks for a second and says "how do you give shoulder"?

      Bada-bing.

  3. Re:Vaginas on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you are coming (as a man, and as a hint for slashdot's girls), stimulating the area between your balls and asshole makes your orgasm a lot more powerful. It's even possible to come just by stimulating that area, without touching your dick (I've done it).

    TMI

  4. [Smirk] by smitty777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing we on Slashdot found out about this. Now all of us experts on this topic can go back to our normal lives now that we know why that one wasn't working. [/smirk]

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  5. I know where my wifes g-spot is by Jailbrekr · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is in my back right pocket, shaped suspiciously like my wallet.

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    1. Re:I know where my wifes g-spot is by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I suppose she carries your balls around in her purse?

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  6. This is science? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 5, Funny

    The dumb thing about this study is that they ask women if they have a G-spot.

    Shit, with that methodology and the right sample population I can prove that men don't have prostate glands or spleens.

    1. Re:This is science? by Verdatum · · Score: 5, Funny

      "The women in the study, who were all pairs of identical and non-identical twins, were asked whether they had a G-spot."

      "If one did exist, it would be expected that both identical twins, who have the same genes, would report having one."

      STAND BACK! I'M GOING TO TRY PSEUDOSCIENCE!

    2. Re:This is science? by sopssa · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it gets you 900 twins to test for if they have a g-spot, and you will personally conduct that test, the plan is perfect.

  7. Re:Vaginas on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    WAY TMI. My eyes bleed.

  8. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks by Serenissima · · Score: 5, Funny

    And their weight, and their hair, and if their "sexy clothes" really look sexy, and their breath, and your breath, and their THIS, and their THAT, etc, etc, etc, etc....

    It's amazing how much crap is going on in their heads during sex.

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  9. What?! by Das+Auge · · Score: 5, Funny

    They asked? That's it?

    *sigh*

    For a minute there, I thought I'd found my new dream job. "Now, tell me if this makes you have an orgasm. Don't worry, it's for science."

  10. Re:Hillariously Flawed Study by omnichad · · Score: 3, Funny

    teehee...stimulus bill.

  11. Really on Slashdot? by Rogue974 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, we are supposed to have a meaningful discussion about this here? Let me sum up all the comments that are forth coming. Jokes about /.ers not being able to get out of the basement to get a girl let alone knwoing about their G-Spot. The 3 women on slashdot offering their opinion, which will lead to a bunch of /.ers being surprised that there are women on /. Comments about how we welcome our new G-spot overlords. Yes, it makes no sense but most reading this are saying, woman, what is that? G-Spot, what is that...must be some new kind of fembot, cue the overlord jokes. Imagine a Beowoulf Cluster of these.... The person always complaining about how /. sucks now and how this is not new about something tech related Someone correcting my grammar/spelling mistakes followed by someong correcting their and a spiral for the grammar/spelling Nazis...Jsut for those people in case I don't have enough, I is not bengi thiking that yous peopel is being knwoing Engrish prperly, not like it maters anyway on a plaec of blogging. The few /.ers who claim to have dated women and know where the G-Spot is and are trying to prove they are a man here on /. I think I about covered it all...next topic...please. ;)

    1. Re:Really on Slashdot? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, you forgot "Soviet Russia" jokes

      In Soviet Russia, G spots you!

      There. We are mathematically complete.

  12. Rim Shot! by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Q: How do you spell clitoris?"

    A: I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.

  13. Re:Vaginas on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    WAY TMI. My eyes bleed.

    So do vaginas.

  14. Slashdot close to home... by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 5, Funny

    HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?

    WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit at the computer and fart all night.

  15. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks by fataugie · · Score: 4, Funny

    That, my friend, is what alcohol is for

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  16. Shhhhhhhh! by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've just managed to convince my wife that her "g-spot" is actually located in her throat -- don't ruin this for me!

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  17. Re:My Wife Thinks it Exists by ionix5891 · · Score: 5, Funny

    wife? vagina?? orgasms?

    checks the address bar

  18. Re:Vaginas on /. by t0p · · Score: 5, Funny

    My eyes bleed.

    You're doing it wrong. The GP said asshole not eye sockets.

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  19. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's amazing how much crap is going on in their heads during sex.

    Sure, but to be fair, compared to our minds during sex, a pet rock has more going on mentally.

  20. Re:Vaginas on /. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any women who haven't had it explored, drop me a line. :)

    I suppose that's the downside of posting anonymously...

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  21. help by dsanfte · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, with all of the suggestions here, I am SO CLOSE to finding my G-spot and I just need a bit of help.

    So I've got two fingers in (relax guys, I am legal, just turned 19 last week), and curled backward to do the 'come here' sign, but backwards, since I am doing this to myself. I am almost two inches in, and it is starting to feel good, but my fingers are short. My question is this: Should I try to go deeper by inserting a third finger, or will this just make my thumb jamb up against my balls?

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    1. Re:help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to seek a Mac user to assist you.

    2. Re:help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      shit just works.

  22. To quote George Carlin by zorro-z · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always wanted to work in a deli, just so a woman would come in and ask me to give her some tongue. Then I could tell her, "sorry, I don't get off until 5:00!" Then she'd tell me "I don't get off at all, that's why I'm looking to buy some tongue!"

    Thank you very much; I'm here all week. Try the veal.

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  23. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Middle Eastern country is like a woman. In the short term you plan well and enter targeting sensitive areas. In the long run of course you're stuck with a costly occupation and getting away eventually costs you half your stuff.

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  24. Test that Myth! by jacksinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see Mythbusters try this one.

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  25. Sure it exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called a 3 karat diamond.

  26. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks by Nathrael · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, Bill "Cigar" Clinton didn't help matters much either with his antics and subsequent representation after the fact, which can tend to influence an entire generation as well.

    Dude, remember to whom he's married to.

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  27. I call Bullshit by Chapter80 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I call bullshit on this article.

    I found it right here.

    And I quote:

    The following trademarks used herein are the property of Oldemark, LLC and licensed to Wendy's International, Inc.

    3 Tour Challenge, Best Hamburgers And A Whole Lot More, Big Bacon Classic, Big Classic, Biggie, Biggie Size, Cheddar Lovers, Chicken Temptations, Choose Fresh Choose Wendy's, Classic Double, Classic Single, Classic Triple, Create A Combo, Dave's Biggie, Dave Thomas, Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption (and design), Deletree Conmigo, Eat Great, Even Late!, En Wendy's Comer Es Más Rico, Garden Sensations, Garden Spot

    ...

    If Wendy's got one, then every woman with a hot and juicy does!

  28. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I don't think they're really thinking about all that during sex, at least if they don't have some kind of a problem. "

    Well...date enough chicks over the years and I think you'll come to agree that most of them have some kind of a problem.

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  29. Re:Vaginas on /. by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but I AM a master of the Tao, and Native American Sensuality

    ...what you are, is hilarious. And pitiful. At the same time! You can multitask!

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  30. Re:Vaginas on /. by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew something wasn't right. I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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  31. Re:Vaginas on /. by edumacator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some people don't know their asses from a hole on their face.

  32. Re:Hillariously Flawed Study by left00coaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great idea. We could phrase it along the lines of "formulating the Grafenburg Uncertainty Principle."