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Slovak Police Planted Explosives On Air Travelers

Entropy98 writes "Slovakian Police have planted explosives on 8 unsuspecting air travelers. Seven were stopped by airport security, including one man arrested and held upon arriving at a Dublin airport. Unbelievably, one innocent traveler made it home with 90 grams of explosives, and had his flat surrounded by the police and bomb squad."

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  1. ...apologize unreservedly by Art+Popp · · Score: 5, Funny

    To the Slovakian Minister of the Interior,

            I wish to express profound regret on the part of the US for failing to categorize and properly label DVDs obviously sold to your country. Odd as it may seem, the "Police Academy" video series was never intended as instructional.

            Sincerest apologies,

            I. M. Spending
            President of Physics

  2. More proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    9/11 was engineered by the authorities!

  3. No intelligence service could be this stupid alone by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    They must have had CIA assistance.

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  4. Re:Why? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    TFA doesn't explain why the explosives were planted. One obvious reason is to test security but in that case you would have a "wicket keeper" to catch the undetected explosives.

    It may just be bad English or a translation error, but the Slovakian Police were quoted as saying "Someone set us up the bomb".

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  5. Re:Why? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    I chuck mine straight in the washing machine set on hot, then the dryer. Then I give it a good going over with an iron.

  6. Re:What they do in Russia is worse.... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, in Soviet Russia the explosives plant you.

  7. Re:Seriously? by williamhb · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not that surprised it got through. About 15 years ago a friend's brother inadvertently traveled through at least six airports with a WW2 grenade casing (explosive core removed) in his luggage, courtesy of one of his drunk friends hiding it in there as a joke. He only found it when he unpacked after getting back home from his travels. Sure there were no explosives so it wouldn't set of a chemical detector, but you'd have thought the X-Ray operators might have raised their eyebrows at something clearly grenade-shaped..

  8. Meanwhile, in Spain by mbone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could this be another Police test gone awry ?

    "Huge" quantities of cocaine delivered to supermarkets in Spain hidden in boxes of bananas.

  9. Re:Seriously? by IronChef · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, no "... airports bomb YOU" jokes yet. WTF?

  10. Gotta light? by whrde · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope they at least chose non-smokers.

  11. Re:Suuuuure they did by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do they do to you in Ireland if they find explosives?

    Give you communion and call you a patriot.

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  12. Re:Seriously? by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about we realize that we are far more likely to be killed by our car or the food we eat then by terrorists?

    I don't understand - if you're killed by your car or food, aren't you already dead? How is a terrorist supposed to kill you if you've already been killed by your car or food?

  13. Someone already did test it... by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, a bit of karma whoring, but couldn't keep from telling that someone has already tested the fails in airport security:Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

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  14. Re:Seriously? by buswolley · · Score: 2, Funny
    Back that up.

    Past frequency does not tell us much about future frequency when the context changes. For example, if a terrorist group has a nuke, will previous frequency data still apply?

    I think not.

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  15. Re:What the...? by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah but it'd be really embarrassing in the afterlife...

  16. Re:WHY does this NEVER hapen to me? by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even if you do win, you probably wouldn't like how they "settle their debts".

    What, they sneak the check into my back pocket when I'm not looking?

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  17. Re:Seriously? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Terror Pussies - that'd be a good name for a band. Unfortunately, it's also a description of most of our Congress and a lot of our fellow citizens (especially the ones with Rs after their names).

    What's your problem with registered nurses?

  18. X-Ray Operators... by raftpeople · · Score: 2, Funny

    are trained to find the more deadly items, like more than 3 ounces of toothpaste or shampoo.

  19. Re:Seriously? by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Screeners who miss the contraband (or allow a passenger to exit through an entry way) would be stripped of badges and ids, fired on the spot and escorted outside the airport.

    I don't think you can. I'm pretty sure they're Union.

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  20. Ballsy by pspahn · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the kind of ballsy moves we need to scare terrorists away. Well done.

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  21. Re:Seriously? by SageLikeFool · · Score: 2, Funny
    Off Topic, but I stopped reading after you talked about the terrorists having stock in Apple. That would be one bitchin' internet meme. Somebody less lazy than me should write up a chain spam email about that subject.

    If that email spread far and wide, would APPL stock be dumped like an ugly girlfriend or gain on the stock market even faster due to unscrupulous Wall Street movie-type sharks jumping on a hot trend?

    My money would be on the latter.

    Oh, and Hail Eris!

  22. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    in the 50's the army developed a nuke that could fit into a large backpack. By the 70's they had the size down to a regular backpack.

    It is highly possible for someone to walk into a city center with said item and blow the place up.

    how many people live/work in downtown Manhattan? More people would probably die in that single nuclear blast and more money would be lost from infrastructure losses and telecommunications outages than the number of people/revenue from people being killed by cars and food every day.

    I won't link any sources - but there are some very brilliant people that i work with at my government job that had hands on experience with building, maintaining and disposing of these devices when they were hand selected to be in the army's special weapons unit in the early 70's. Technology has only gotten better and personally - i'd rather said nuke not going off.

    I'm just glad I don't live near any major metropolitan areas and we have bomb shelters... so i should be theoretically ok.

  23. Re:Seriously? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd be more afraid of a cargo ship full of zombies sailing into NY harbor than a nuke in NYC. Simply more awesome.

    There, fixed that for you.

  24. Re:Seriously? by konekoniku · · Score: 2, Funny

    "No one with a brain and access to the internet really believed that Iraq had a stockpile of WMD." This is a lie, unless you want to define "with a brain" liberally. Nearly the entire US intelligence community, the overwhelming majority of US policymakers, the overwhelming majority of US academics studying the topic, the overwhelming majority of the US general population, and the overwhelming majority of our foreign intelligence partners all considered it likely that Iraq had WMD at the time. In fact, this is used in the international relations literature as a classic example of unavoidable groupthink -- even if the US intelligence community had gone to the outside community to get second opinions, they would have inevitably reached the exact same conclusions.