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Full Body Scanners Violate Child Porn Laws

gandhi_2 writes "The Guardian has a story about an ongoing legal battle over the use of full body scanners in the UK. The Protection of Children Act 1978, includes provisions in which it is illegal to create an indecent image or a 'pseudo-image' of a child... which a full body scanner does."

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  1. coming to a airport near you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pedobear TSA edition!

  2. Neat. by Moderator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Think of the Children" meets "Fighting Terrorism." Which one wins? News at 11.

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    1. Re:Neat. by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      "It's not like they only try to blow up 'Adults only' planes."

      There are "Adults only" planes? I'm asking my travel agent to book those!

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  3. Unstoppable force, immovable object by SoVeryTired · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two ridiculous hot-button topics with opposing aims.
    Wow, this is kind of like when the unstoppble force meets the immovable object.

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    1. Re:Unstoppable force, immovable object by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is amazing what is going on. I personally don't care myself, If I get scanned or patted down. But I can imaging a a few folks who might. Pre-Op Transexuals for one.

      I bet we catch more of those preops than terrorists with this new technology.

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    2. Re:Unstoppable force, immovable object by DeadDecoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Batman is the dark knight. The one who stands outside the law, foiling each side's attempts to control humanity. Clearly he's the snarky slashdotter who points out inconvenient flaws in their arguments through example. The public will quietly cheer him on while, the TSA agents who do not understand sarcasm, will think he's a terrorist out to undermine decent American ideals.They'll attempt to capture and tazer him into submission, which will ultimately lead to a riveting segway chase scene; with people screaming ... and lots of explosions ... and a innocent damsel caught up in the middle of this.

    3. Re:Unstoppable force, immovable object by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! I insist in patting down! Seriously, if I didn't fly I wouldn't have any sex life, so please, you can't take that away from me!

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  4. Think of the children by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As much as I don't care for the losers working airport security, I'm more concerned about the trauma they will go through looking at average airline passengers sans clothing all day long.

  5. Now will somebody... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    please think of the adults!

  6. Re:Ridiculous law by Narpak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Security debates don't fuel anything to do with think.

    Unless you count Doublethink.

  7. Re:Ridiculous law by iamacat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Child porn laws need to differentiate between images of voluntarily nude children in the bathtub and children forced to show their privates to strangers so that they can fly to visit grandma.

  8. It's the only logical solution. by HamSammy · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll have to put kids in opaque balls and cast them out to sea so that nobody can look at them or touch them or think about them. It's the only way.

    1. Re:It's the only logical solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hehehe, you said balls!

  9. If you think if the children, the terrorists win by mdmkolbe · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you think if the children, the terrorists win. Wait. No. If you don't think of the children, the terrorists win. Ahhh...my moral outrage is so confused right now.

  10. rethink security by WarJolt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say the passengers for the flight get to take a vote to see who gets to go through the body scanning machine. I doubt you'll get a flight full of pedophiles, but some kids seem capable of blowing things up

  11. Re:Solution: exempt children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Children are small. We can transport them with a series of high speed air powered tubes. Problem solved.

  12. Fear of pedos vs. fear of terrorists by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fear of pedos vs. fear of terrorists.

    The cage match we've all been waiting for.

    Anyone taking bets?

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    1. Re:Fear of pedos vs. fear of terrorists by thatkid_2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody gimp up pedobear with a turban.

    2. Re:Fear of pedos vs. fear of terrorists by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      "In a battle where there can be no victor, who will win?!"

  13. Re:Ridiculous law by MrMista_B · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bestiality is illegal. Let's outlaw all images of naked animals; the logic is the same, unfortunately.

  14. Re:Ridiculous law by linhares · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bestiality is illegal.

    Not here in Brazil, bitches. You will have to pry Mumu from my cold dead hands

  15. Re:If you think if the children, the terrorists wi by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think of the child terrorists!

  16. Re:Government by NecroPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    No sister, no daughter, and if you think my mom is hot, then there's something -really- wrong with you.

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  17. From TFA by linhares · · Score: 3, Funny
    "A Department for Transport spokesman said: "We understand the concerns expressed about privacy in relation to the deployment of body scanners. It is vital staff are properly trained and we are developing a code of practice to ensure these god damn hot tiny titties and asses are properly taken into account. Existing safeguards also mean those operating scanners are separated from the device, so unable to be seen ejaculating to the person to whom the image relates, and that these images are immediately sold to tabloids.""

    Note. This quote may have been altered for your safety.

  18. Re:False Dichotomy by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I propose we invoke the law of the school yard which clearly states that if they're going to see ours they're going to have to show us theirs. That should put an end to that.

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  19. Easy solution... by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get the Queen to run the scanners. She is above the law (or ta least can pardon herself from anything)

  20. Re:Ridiculous law by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the meantime, enjoy the hilarous sound that two stupid laws make when they collide.

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  21. Re:Ridiculous law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bestiality is illegal.

    Not here in Brazil, bitches. You will have to pry Mumu from my cold dead hands

    Your cold dead hands? Is necrophilia legal there as well? Because then I could get a two-fer.

  22. Re:Massive overreatctions by Arimus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Currently doing a few hundred rpm in his grave, just need to hook him up to a generator and our electric problem is solved :)

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  23. Re:Ridiculous law by MoeDumb · · Score: 1, Funny

    Except when Bruce Schneier contributes to the debate.

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  24. Re:Solution: exempt children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Kindernet: It's a Series of Tubes!

  25. Stupid friggin article by Spiked_Three · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid friggin article.
    First off, in order for the law to have any effect, you have to find someone willing to press charges.
    Second, the charged person will have a right to be judged by their peers.
    So, do you think anyone would prosecute someone under this law? Do you think any jury (including a judge) would convict someone for these circumstances?
    This is how and why the laws work in the US, are they that much different in the UK?. Whoever wrote (and posted here) the article is just digging for attention on a non-issue.
    Now if images did leak out onto the internet, then you have a case against anyone who allowed or enabled that leak. So, I would be all for stringent historical logging of usage of these machines. Some way to identify all persons who had access that could have leaked an inappropriate image, be it child or not. So, like other things, quit trying to stop a good thing based on exaggeration, and spend more effort discussing and fixing the real problem.

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  26. Re:Government by unapersson · · Score: 4, Funny

    No sister, no daughter, and if you think my mom is hot, then there's something -really- wrong with you.

    He said wife, not mom. You have issues ;-)

  27. Re:Ridiculous law by IrquiM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just stop giving out candy from the back of your van, and you should be safe until the next major child porn bust in your neighborhood

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  28. Re:Sent to prison for Cartoon Porn by toQDuj · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can make it erotic by having an erection when I'm in the machine ;).

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  29. Not indecent by Geeky · · Score: 2, Funny

    The UK law prohibits indecent images. Nudity is neither necessary nor sufficient to indicate indecency under UK law.

    Simple snaps on a nudist beach, medical photographs, photos gathered for evidence in court, snaps in the bath or on a rug - all perfectly legal. A fully clothed but sexually suggestive photograph of a child may be illegal - nudity is not the defining criteria.

    There is no way these machines would fall foul of the UK law, so it's a complete non-story.

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  30. Re:Government by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    One thing is certain though - given the survival of the recent bomber, bombers should now think twice before hesitate stuffing explosives into their crotch area

    Should, maybe, but won't.

    If they weren't blazing idiots in the first place, they would be hesitating before stuffing explosives next to their balls BEFORE someone lit his own on fire.

    I mean come on... Jihad is Jihad, but these are the twins we're talking about.

  31. Re:Developed != Civilised by LanMan04 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's the same in any other civilised nation where the gun lobby doesn't have control of the legislature and gun laws are actually somewhat sensible.
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