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The Worst Products of CES 2010

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the it-can't-all-be-roses dept.

loose electron submitted a (sigh) slideshow page documenting 10 of the worst products from CES this year. Includes a baseball hat with a TV in the brim, vibrating earbuds, an Android powered microwave, and what appears to be the next generation of Teddy Ruxpin.

6 of 214 comments (clear)

  1. Krave by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

    One look at that advertisement and I'm craving something other than an electronic cigarette.

    1. Re:Krave by Anonymusing · · Score: 4, Funny

      One look at that advertisement and I'm craving something other than an electronic cigarette.

      Hmm. Do you need to borrow my vibrating earbuds?

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    2. Re:Krave by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What? In Utah we were told candy cigarettes were a gateway drug! Had to drive to Evanston, WY to get them.

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  2. Vibrating earbuds... by tacarat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interestingly enough, they weren't meant to go in your ears >.>

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  3. Vibrating "earplugs" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think those vibrating "earplugs" are really meant to go in your ears.

    Seriously, try putting an inexpensive pair of earbuds up your rectum (use a lubricant). Then, if you play the second Pavement album at full volume, while watching The Wizard of Oz, you will achieve states of Tantric ecstasy. You have to start them at exactly the same time. Then, just as Dorothy is about to meet the Tin Man, yank out the earbuds as fast as you can.

    Warning: Be sure to lock the door to your office before doing this. Having a co-worker walk in could cause some uncomfortable feelings in the workplace.

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  4. Android Powered Microwave Chime by ufpdom · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Insert popcorn 2) Push popcorn button 3) wait 4) When popcorn is ready instead of a chime you'll get: DROID!!! DROID!!! DROID!!! DROID!!! DROID!!! DROID!!! DROID!!! DROID!!! Only if you can program the replacement chime :)

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