One Variety of Sea Slugs Cuts Out the Energy Middleman
dragonturtle69 writes with this story, short on details but interesting: "These sea slugs, Elysia chlorotica, have evolved the ability to gain energy via photosynthesis. Forget about genetic modifications for sports enhancements. I want to be able to never need to eat again — or do I?"
Yeah, but how would this help? Instead of eating you would have to go out into the sun (you know, that big, bright, yellowish thing on the eastern horizon when you go to bed).
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
This would be awesome. having a + and - poll could give men's nipples a purpose.
Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
If you can make that light coherent and focused, you can be some sort of super hero. Laser Pointer Assisted Presentation Man! Is it a CEO? Is it a college professor? No! It's Laser Pointer Man! Boring wrongdoers into soporific oblivion at the speed of light! Taunting cats in his free time...
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
I’d say, “hi, did you realise that you’re standing in the toilet?”
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
Perhaps the GP planned to unzip his skin down the back, peel it forward, and present his entire "surface area" to the sun?
** shudder **
kmem russian roulette: Aquillar> dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem bs=1 count=1 seek=$RANDOM