The FBI's Newest Tool — Google Images
lee317 writes "The FBI recently used a photograph of Spanish politician Gaspar Llamazares as an example of what Osama Bin Laden might look like today. According to Reuters, Special Agent Jason Pack said a forensic artist had been unable to find suitable features from the FBI's database of photographs and used a picture from the Internet instead. That photo turned out to be one of Llamazares, who apparently looks strikingly similar to what the FBI thinks Bin Laden would look like with a few extra years on him. 'I am stupefied the FBI has used my photo — but it could have been anyone's — to compose a picture of a terrorist. It affects my honor, my own image and also the security of all us,' Llamazares said."
We should constantly live in fear of tribal men in caves 8000 miles away at all times. It's the new American way.
Come on, the FBI agent simply went to images.google.com and entered "osama bin laden now" and hit "I am feeling lucky". How could he know that he should not have been feeling lucky that day? Blame google, not the agent.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
But, Señor Llamazares is a Commie
Fortunately for him he lives in a society where you can formulate political opinion from a variety of sources and not resort to a childish game of name calling and vague nonsensical grandstanding. In many parts of the world, you can call yourself a communist or a marxist or a socialist and then have a discussion about what that means.
Stateside, I bet many people would consider calling the police. But such is the state of our populace: hysterical cowards and uneducated drones, ready to plead fealty to whatever entity promises them the most convenience and security.
You must be American.
Does the FBI own the rights to the image they're showing around? Aren't they violating copyright? Can't they be sued for millions in made up damages?
Something must be quite wrong when a forensic artist uses google images to find suitable features.
But it is even more worrying that they used Llamazare's features for another picture!
They took the Spanish PM's eyes and hair again for an image of a _different_ wanted terrorist:
http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2010/01/16/internacional/1263662696.html
http://www.rewardsforjustice.net/index.cfm?page=atiyah_abd&language=english
One wonders about the reliability of such wanted pictures, when it seems they serial produce them, cutting and pasting from the same image...
You know I've never seen Bin Laden and this Gaspar Llamazares fellow in the same place at the same time. Just saying...
In other news, Ben Affleck apparently died in pakistan
I have a feeling that he's in the US, probably even working in DC, laughing at how he has managed to be free for years. He probably is working at a StarBucks by the White House. It sure beats the hell out of the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region, and no one would suspect it.
SSC
That guy doesn't represent what bin Laden would look like now. You can tell because:
Ignorance and stupidity aren't exclusive American traits.
When it takes the form of McCarthyism, it invariably is.
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!