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What Clown On a Unicycle?
R3d M3rcury writes "The New York Times has an article about walking and using a cellphone. 'The era of the mobile gadget is making mobility that much more perilous, particularly on crowded streets and in downtown areas where multiple multitaskers veer and swerve and walk to the beat of their own devices.' But the interesting part was an experiment run by Western Washington University this past fall. There was a student who knew how to ride a unicycle and a professor who had a clown suit. They dressed a student up as a clown and had him ride his unicycle around a popular campus square. Then they asked people, 'Did you see the Unicycling Clown?' 71% of the people walking in pairs said that they had. 51% of the people walking alone said that they had. But only 25% of the people talking on a cellphone said that they saw the unicycling clown. On the other hand, when asked 'Did you see anything unusual?' only about one person in three mentioned a unicycling clown. So maybe unicycling clowns aren't enough of a distraction at Western Washington University..."
Unicycling clowns, a greased yoda up someone's ass, and linux.
Only on the internet would I not question finding these things on the same page.
A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed "To whom it may concern."
Wazu is known for being quite the party campus, so it surprises me not that students don't notice things like unicycling clowns, though it's highly unlikely that the cause is cellphones and not booze. What would have interested me is if they had the unicycling clown cycle around campus while talking on his cellphone and seeing how long it took for him to swerve into a parked car. And since it would be a clown, it'd be a lot more funny.
"A government is a body of people usually -- notably -- ungoverned." -Shepherd Book
What the study (or the reporting of it) failed to note is whether clowns, unicycling, or unicycling clowns are common on the campus. For example if everyone at the campus wears a clowns suit or unicycles then one more unicycling clown isn't noticible.
Bad reporting. No donuts.
Who in his right mind would not interpret unicycling clown as extremely threatening?...
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Right. They should have asked "Did you walk into a unicycling clown?"
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> ...a clown isn't that unusual for a college campus.
Right. The frats, for example, are populated entirely by clowns.
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I don't even understand how that accident was possible. Do people close their eyes while talking or something? She walked into a semi!
The summary may be right. A student that has a clown suit and knows how to ride a unicycle, may as well know how to ride a professor. Ok, perhaps there's a comma missing somewhere.
That's what clowns do.
Maybe if it had been a normal person unicycling, or a clown simply walking, someone would have noticed.
At an amusement park, a female friend returned from the restroom relating how a man entered while talking on his cellphone, looked her dead in the eye then turned to enter a stall, talking all the while.
Other women heard him talking and asked "is that a guy in here?" She responded, "Yeah, he doesn't realize he's in the 'ladies', don't worry about it."
He finished the call, finished in the stall, came out and his eyes widened when he saw all the women.
I applaud your superior reading comprehension skills my dear sir. I deduce that you must have been home schooled and your mother a professional teacher. ;)
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
Ah, so the clown must have been a member of the Judean People's Front!
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I challenge the veracity of your assumption. Truckers are not allowed to make right turns over crosswalks in Danmark?
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The submitter must have been talking on his cell phone when he wrote the summary.
-Dave
It would be awesome if I could get a grant to body-check guys with cell phones. For the sake of research, and for the sum of human knowledge, I mean.