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2-D Avatar To Be Pulled From Theaters In China

SimonTheSoundMan notes that Avatar is being pulled from screens in China for being too successful, and too provocative in its anti-authoritarian message. (The 3-D and IMAX versions will remain.) "The communist nation's state-run movie distributor China Film Group is unexpectedly yanking the James Cameron-directed blockbuster Avatar from 1,628 2-D screens this week in favor of a biography of the ancient philosopher Confucius starring Chow-Yun Fat. ... According to a report in the Hong Kong newspaper Apple Daily, the move was made at the urging of propaganda officials who are concerned that Avatar is taking too much market share from Chinese films and drawing unwanted attention to the sensitive issue of forced evictions."

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  1. Piracy by BiggoronSword · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well this is just going to increase the amount of piracy in China. Which of course will piss off the US and the MPAA even more. Great job China!

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  2. They've gone too far this time. by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...in favor of a biography of the ancient philosopher Confucius starring Chow-Yun Fat

    I expect an outpouring of sympathy from the international community at such a flagrant disregard of the basic human right to not suffer through another Chow Yun Fat performance.

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  3. 3d by blackraven14250 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the extra D in 3D is "dictatorship"?

  4. Is that one of the movies they force prisoners to by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that one of the movies they force prisoners to watch?

  5. Puzzling by pmontra · · Score: 4, Funny

    The 2D version is "too provocative in its anti-authoritarian message" and draws "attention to the sensitive issue of forced evictions" but the 3D and IMAX versions are ok? And censors realized it one week after they approved the movie and a lot of people already watched it? I'm puzzled. Instead could that be a not-too-harsh message to the USA and the world after last week Google affair?

    1. Re:Puzzling by Robin47 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The message only affects people that lack depth perception.

    2. Re:Puzzling by igadget78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The 2D version is "too provocative in its anti-authoritarian message" and draws "attention to the sensitive issue of forced evictions" but the 3D and IMAX versions are ok? And censors realized it one week after they approved the movie and a lot of people already watched it? I'm puzzled. Instead could that be a not-too-harsh message to the USA and the world after last week Google affair?

      They only took the 2D version out of the Theatres because its already been uploaded to the Google Servers via the ie6 vulnerability.

  6. Actually by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Avatar was about the people triumphing over big business. You'd think that would go down well in supposedly communist China.

  7. WTF??? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chow-Yun Fat as Confucius? I don't recall Confucius firing away round after round against Ye Old Bad Guy or running someone through with a sword.

    1. Re:WTF??? by Romberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      A reboot of Confucius would be so fucking awesome that way.

  8. 3D version by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In a follow-up statement, the China Film Group explained that they could not ban the 3D version of Avatar because it was 'too fucking awesome'. They also explained that they were re-shooting the Biopic of Confucious in 3D, and in this 3D version, Chow Yun Fat plays the title role as a 12-foot smurf."

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  9. Re:The link is broken by xOneca · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can a correct URL become that "thing"? The initial "h" may be a misspelling, but who has removed all slashes and dots!?

  10. Re:So ... by kclittle · · Score: 2, Funny

    650,000,000 million women in China, and not a single one with that nose...

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  11. Re:The link is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    slashdot of course. It eats slashes and dots.

  12. Re:Viewing Avatar is a civil right by Ironchew · · Score: 2, Funny

    The people of China have a natural right to view Avatar. The fact that their current government does not respect that right does not diminish that right's inherent truth.

    I let the movie theater know that the last time I had no money and I just wanted a ticket. They didn't bite.

  13. Re:Gee thanks China. by interval1066 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I'd much rather see the biography of Confucius....

    I bet you're great fun at parties too.

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  14. Re:Error by KalAl · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs!"

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  15. Re:This seems stupid. by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    He must be the mysterious 5th dentist in the "4 out of 5 dentists agree..."

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  16. Re:Error by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

    The shocking thing isn't that the editors edited your submission to contain the wrong link. The shocking thing is that they edited a submission at all. It's a start.

  17. Re:Apple Daily... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imax doesn't work with chinese eyes.