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Facebook Master Password Was "Chuck Norris"

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "A Facebook employee has given a tell-all interview with some very interesting things about Facebook's internals. Especially interesting are all the things relating to Facebook privacy. Basically, you don't have any. Nearly everything you've ever done on the site is recorded into a database. While they fire employees for snooping, more than a few have done it. There's an internal system to let them log into anyone's profile, though they have to be able to defend their reason for doing so. And they used to have a master password that could log into any Facebook profile: 'Chuck Norris.' Bruce Schneier might be jealous of that one."

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  1. Chuck Norris... by thewils · · Score: 4, Insightful

    doesn't need a password.

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    1. Re:Chuck Norris... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will he brute force his way in?

    2. Re:Chuck Norris... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, passwords ask for Chuck Norris.

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    3. Re:Chuck Norris... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Chuck Norris types in his name as the Username and a program never has the chance to ask for a Password.

    4. Re:Chuck Norris... by Zarf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chuck Norris doesn't need a password, he just round-house kicks the keyboard into submission.

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    5. Re:Chuck Norris... by electricbern · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That joke is so clever you get modded insightful for calling it clever. It had to be about Chuck Norris.

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    6. Re:Chuck Norris... by Eric52902 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ^ Chuck Norris must have gotten to him

    7. Re:Chuck Norris... by skelterjohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The joke is so clever that you get modded insightful for talking about how someone got modded insightful for calling it clever.

      Hopefully we'll see some recursion here...

    8. Re:Chuck Norris... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can Chuck Norris create a password SO strong that he, himself, cannot crack it?????

      Yes.

      And then he can crack it.

  2. Not the master password by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not Facebook's fault: it's not like they actually set the master password to "Chuck Norris".

    The real WTF is that "Chuck Norris" works as a password into anything: Facebook, your online bank account, your sister's pants...

    1. Re:Not the master password by zig007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try this when attempting to enter a club. When the bouncer denies you entry

      "Attempting"....Not "if" but "when"....

      Make no mistake, this is definitely Slashdot. :-)

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  3. Reason #2378238 not to be on Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like you need another reason?

  4. SHOCKER by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nearly everything you've ever done on the site is recorded into a database

    Considering nearly everything you ever do on Facebook is made public to either your friends or everybody - thats not shocking at all. The entire system is basically built around informing everybody of everything you do. You can't even perform an action without some app or another prompting you "Do you want to post this on your profile? YES/NO".

    And for those of you wondering, it's obvious what the new password is;

    The only man to have ever beaten Chuck Norris? Bruce Lee.

    1. Re:SHOCKER by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 5, Funny

      If 24 starred Chuck Norris, it would have been called "1".

      And most of that time would have been Chuck just taking his time to get there...

      -JJS

  5. Re:Chuck Norris Jokes by maxume · · Score: 4, Funny

    So this guy shot Chuck Norris in the face with a shotgun, and then he ended up in prison, because murder is illegal.

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  6. TFA accuracy? by carvell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rumpus: When you say “click on somebody’s profile,” you mean you save our viewing history?

    Employee: That’s right. How do you think we know who your best friends are? But that’s public knowledge; we’ve explicitly stated that we record that. If you look in your type-ahead search, and you press “A,” or just one letter, a list of your best friends shows up. It’s no longer organized alphabetically, but by the person you interact with most, your “best friends,” or at least those whom we have concluded you are best friends with.


    This is rubbish, isn't it?

    I've just typed "a" into the search box and it comes up with an alphabetical list of contacts. The first one happens to be someone whos profile I don't think I've ever clicked on.

    1. Re:TFA accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't have any friends.

  7. Re:Chuck Norris Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you meant because suicide is illegal.

  8. Re:There's funny... by coastal984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's funny, and then there's irresponsible. Having "Chuck Norris" as a master password that grants access to any account is most definitely the latter. I would expect that from a couple of teenagers running their first web server, not one of the most popular websites on the Internet. But Facebook WAS a couple of teenagers running a web server (He was 19 when FB launched)... and it grew. Not that I don't disagree with it being irresponsible, I'm just saying...

  9. Chuck Norris... by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...can actually type ******** into any system and login successfully.

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  10. The very idea of a "master password" seems scary.. by mi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder, what it is now... "Angelina Jolie"? "Bruce Willis"?

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  11. Chuck Norris is good security by nilbog · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least the master password wasn't something weak like "Rick Moranis." By using Chuck Norris, you can tell Facebook was taking security seriously.

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  12. Re:There's funny... by carvell · · Score: 5, Informative

    The default password only worked from the Facebook office on the Facebook ISP.

  13. Re:There's funny... by Rary · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's funny, and then there's irresponsible. Having "Chuck Norris" as a master password that grants access to any account is most definitely the latter. I would expect that from a couple of teenagers running their first web server, not one of the most popular websites on the Internet.

    Despite what the summary and title say, the password was not "Chuck Norris". The password was a combination of uppercase letters, lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols that essentially spelled "Chuck Norris". In other words, probably something like "(hu(|<N0rr15". Also, it only worked from within the Facebook office, and was only known to certain individuals. It's not like you or I could have used the password from home to enter anyone's account.

    There is a time and a place for silly HTML comments or in-joke variable names, but a master password for a site with hundreds of millions of users is not one of them.

    It's pretty normal for support personnel to have access to production systems in order to provide support.

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  14. Re:There's funny... by Ma8thew · · Score: 4, Informative

    RTFA. Firstly, it wasn't just "Chuck Norris", the interviewee didn't reveal the actual password, but suggested it included numbers and symbols. And secondly, it only worked within Facebook's internal network.

  15. google has a similar set up by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    in fact, a little known subplot in the whole drama last week over china hacking into google email servers is that chinese intel knew the master password for gmail was "chuck norris"

    problem was, when the chinese spies typed chuck norris into the human rights activists' email logins, the password itself would jump off the computer screen, hit the spy with five roundhouse kicks to the face, then smash their keyboard into dust just by giving it a hard stare

    so the chinese government had no other choice but to hire hackers to break into the accounts. because even when they hired seven of the greatest kung fu masters and the most proficient in the eighteen arms of wushu in all of china to stand by while the spy logged in, plus jet li, plus jackie chan, and plus the reanimated cyborg admantium zombie of bruce lee, the chuck norris password still roundhouse kicked all of them into submission

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  16. Now its ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Paris Hilton. So anyone can get in.

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  17. Re:There's funny... by Rary · · Score: 5, Informative

    Inquiry, how do you know this? You from facebook?

    No, I used a novel new approach to acquiring information — I read the article.

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  18. Re:There's funny... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, I used a novel new approach to acquiring information — I read the article.

    I'll go fetch the torches, guys.