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Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open

Reader oxide7 is one of the many to note that the heaviest speculation is mostly over (still waiting on the price, though) about Apple's anticipated new device (though there are surely plenty of questions about the device's hardware capabilities and the scope of its software and content marketplace): "At an event in San Francisco Apple released its anticipated iPad.'[It's] Way better than a laptop, way better then a phone. You can turn it any way you want. To see the whole page is phenomenal,' said Jobs." The (0.5") skinny: 1.5 lbs, multitouch, up to 64GB of flash, 9.7" screen, and a 1Ghz "Apple A4" chip (more about the A4 in Engadget's developing story). The iPad is closer in concept to an expanded iPhone (OS and all) than a miniaturized laptop, though it doesn't have quite as much connectivity as you might expect, with no 3G connection built in. (You'll have to make do with 802.11n, Bluetooth, and tethering.) Live coverage is ongoing at gdgt live, Engadget, and Gizmodo, as well as various others. Update by timothy, 19:58 GMT: Got the 3G part wrong; 3G is indeed an option. Prices run from $499 (16GB flash, WiFi but no 3G) to $829 (WiFi and 3G, 64GB flash). Should start shipping in 60 days (WiFi only), in 90 days for 3G. Surprsingly, no built-in camera.

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  1. gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    as usual

    1. Re:gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      If I remember correctly, the term for new overhyped Apple products here on slashdot is: Lame

    2. Re:gay by sopssa · · Score: 0, Troll

      I do understand why Apple went for iPad name, but maybe they should had think a little bit more about it.

    3. Re:gay by toastar · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, it could of been worse, they could of named it the iTampon

    4. Re:gay by Goaway · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, this will totally DOOM IT TO FAILURE just like the "WEE"!!!

    5. Re:gay by sopssa · · Score: 0, Troll

      Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.

    6. Re:gay by Miseph · · Score: 0, Troll

      Could they have? Could they really? Have? HAVE?

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  2. The Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Chinese junk for uneducated American consumers.

  3. Re:New Ipad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You need some of the giant pocketed pants that niggers wear. You know, the ones that you can fit a telephone pole in the pocket.

  4. Re:Like him or loath him by WegianWarrior · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because people - and not just the fanboys - buy into the iHype and are fooled into believing they need one.

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  5. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is that an IPad in your panties, or are you just happy to bleed?

  6. Re:No flash support by idontgno · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, exactly. It's a notebook with no keyboard. Completely different thing.

    COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! DIDN'T YOU HEAR STEVE!?!?!

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  7. iWhat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    iWhat? uSuck!

  8. I feel a great disturbance in the force... by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...as if millions of iSheep gizzed their pants when Steve Jobs showed them they could see a whole webpage at once!!!

  9. Re:price? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 0, Troll

    >so it's not just the 3G antenna being added for 130 dollars; it's also the sim card and associated hardware

    Right, that's why gsm phones are so expensive, all that added cost for the sim card and socket. Oh, wait...

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  10. Re:price? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's unlocked

    Where did you see that? I was hoping this was the case but I couldn't find any articles saying this would be an "unlocked" device.

    Please let us know where you found that information, kthx. I'd like all the data before I go line up at the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue later tonight.

    I'm so excited about the iPad that I can barely hold down solid food.

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  11. Re:Is that an OLED screen? by LucidBeast · · Score: 0, Troll

    OLED screen comes with iMaxiPad

  12. Re:No WCMDA/HSPA or even CDMA/EVDO is a huge miss by mdm-adph · · Score: 0, Troll

    Which you have to pay $30 a month for, anyway. :P

    _If_ you spend the money to get the $820 3G Ipad.

    Though, I do like the lack of contract.

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  13. Re:Phenomenal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    To see the whole page is phenomenal

    I'm not sure "phenomenal" is the right term to describe "seeing a whole page". You would think that we've never been able to see a whole page before and that Steve Jobs is personally responsible for some entirely new experience.

    I guess that's what they mean by the reality distortion field.

    *Slapsknee* Hooo, boy, y'sure got 'em with that one, Mikey Jack. I bet your existing mobile device can show a readable page on a single screen too... right, Mikey? Hey, Mikey, why don't you answer?

    You can turn it any way you want.

    Good god, you mean I can pick the thing up and actually turn it? I'm so excited I'm about to soil myself! Will Apple innovations never cease?

    Burn! Face! Moded! Ha ha, you sure showed them Silly Con Valley boys, Mikey Jack. Why, just the other day I flipped your laptop sideways and the monitor stayed exactly in place without adapting for your convenience... Mikey, come back.. awww, where ya goin, Mikey?