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Man in Court Over Simpsons Porn
Ever get the urge to look at pornographic drawings of famous cartoon children? Neither do I, but 28-year-old Kurt James Milner did, and that's what got him registered as a sex offender. Police received a tip about the pornographic material and eventually found images featuring child characters from The Simpsons and The Powerpuff Girls on Milner's computer. Back in 2008, a Supreme Court judge in Australia ruled that cartoons in which child characters engage in sexual acts is child pornography. Milner said he downloaded the images to show them to his friend 'because he believed they were funny.' Guess it's not so funny now.
All your hentai are belong to us.
Maybe he plea bargained to the lesser offence of "possessing images of child exploitation".
Then maybe I'll invest in a flock of pre-schoolers and a cryogenics lab.
Treating this material differently is merely a way to punish people modern society considers "creepy." That's all.
As we rightly should! If today we allow this, then tomorrow it might be acceptable for fat guys in beards to dress in sailor moon outfits. And when we start to allow that, then humanity's slide into depravity will be unstoppable.
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If I draw a dead stick figure, will I be arrested for murder??
All hail the Pedo Finder General!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsoVdvtZC4
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Good idea, somebody better go tell Randall
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Small breasts beat big breasts any day.
Absolutely, more than a mouthful is a waste. Those wanting more were most likely bottle fed.
At this point I'm picturing Nelson Muntz popping up in the courtroom, shouting HAH-Ha! at the judge, and then running off. (And just to be clear, it's not a naked Nelson Muntz).
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Your right. Its far more serious. Its copyright infringement!
If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
That's pattern is easy to explain...
They're hiding it, so we want to see it. So we convince them to show it and we're okay with it for a little while until they become grandmas themselves and in the interest of not singling out the elderly we convince them all to put it away. Which we are okay with for a little while, until they keep hiding it, so we want to see it... and around it goes.
Australia is putting people in jail? This seems oddly redundant.
The ______ Agenda
and on the fourth day you'll see two fat grandmothers jogging.
Then you will be scarred for life.
You will not watch Baywatch.
ever again.
ever.
My parents have old pictures of me as a kid, taking a bath. Should they go to jail?
Of course, and you for taking part in the production. You sick, sick man!
how about this. Assume Benjamin button is real, now sleep with him when he's 12 years old. on other words he looks 80 something. Is it illegal? how about when he actually is 80 or so (looks 15) is it illegal?
Oh , and I must point out how brilliant the Queensland police are:
but a year later police forensic experts recovered 64 images of cartoon child exploitation material in the machine’s recycle bin.
The fool ! He should have known that cartoon characters don't recycle ! You have to use *the Dip* !
May contain traces of nut.
Made from the freshest electrons.
Bada-BOOM!
Cantankerous old coot since 1957.
Aren't the simpsons kids over 20 years old now?
oh god, your mum has some sick titties.
You wrote "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station.
Thanks.
No they don't. Sincerely, somebody with more experience in the field than merely looking at porn.
No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
That's for sure. Who wants to see cartoon characters having sex, anyway?
Now excuse me, I've got to go back to playing Dragon Age:Origins. I think Morrigan is almost ready to give it up.
You are welcome on my lawn.
You could impale yourself on the pen. Attempted suicide is illegal in some places.
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> forcing people to clean up the mess Fine, they can charge the jumper with littering.
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Why do you list torture and American Idol as distinct categories?
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Actually I'm opening a porn studio in Kabul. I could get girls to undress but still no men to shave. If these directives pass I could have an opening in Australia...
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Well, she will now, big mouth.
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