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When PC Ports of Console Games Go Wrong

A post up at Gamasutra complains about the lack of effort put into the PC ports of some console games. The author picks on the unimpressively-reviewed Ninja Blade in particular: "Just as a quick guide to what we're dealing with here: when you create a new save file at the start of Ninja Blade on the PC, it warns you not to 'turn off your console.' Yes, Ninja Blade is one of those conversions: not so much converted as made to perfunctorily run on a different machine. In-game, you're asked to press A, B, X and Y in various sequences as part of Ninja Blade's extraordinary abundance of quick-time events. Whether you have an Xbox 360 pad plugged in or not, the game captions these button icons with text describing the PC equivalent controls. Only it doesn't always do that. Sometimes, you're left staring at a giant, pulsating, green letter A, and no idea what to do with it." What awful ports have you had the misfortune to experience?

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  1. The new Prince of Persia reboot. by Sowelu · · Score: 5, Informative

    The new Prince of Persia reboot ensured that I won't buy a PC game from Ubisoft ever again. It suffered from the same "Let's fill the UI with references to console-controller buttons" issue.

    1. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by GarretSidzaka · · Score: 2, Informative

      you know the first thing i thought of when i saw this article was Ubisoft.LOL

    2. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Between this, bad DRM, horrible optimization in a lot of console-to-PC ports and the fact that exclusives tend to be designed to run on hypothetical future computers from the year 2101, it's no wonder PC gaming is dying(as confirmed by Netcraft).

    3. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by XAD1975 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same as Garret... Does anyone really bother buying Ubisoft games anymore after the introduction of their new DRM scheme? Be it Wii, PS3, PC or any other format, I won't give them any cent.

    4. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by nutshell42 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Even worse, the camera was locked sometimes which made mouse+keyboard controls near-unplayable.

      Ubisoft are the masters of getting 90% of a game right and then fucking up the remaining 10% so badly that you can't in good conscience recommend their games. But that's not restricted to their PC games.

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    5. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      GUI related nonsense also comes in games like Borderlands. Doubly aggravating because the developer claims to have optimized the game's GUI for the PC version yet controlling it with the mouse is extremely clunky. Meanwhile something like Section 8 uses the same GUI on PC and console and it works fine on both.

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    6. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by Voyager529 · · Score: 2, Funny

      and the fact that exclusives tend to be designed to run on hypothetical future computers from the year 2101

      I loved Crysis, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and the fact that exclusives tend to be designed to run on hypothetical future computers from the year 2101

      You'll have to give a citation, please.

      And I'm not talking about your hyperbole of "from the year 2101", but just your assertion that "exclusives tend to be designed" for computers other than those that are readily available for say, under $1000.

      Games like Eve Online, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series and others show that PC gaming is not dying. I'll go out on a limb and say that more people are playing computer games today than in 2003.

      And if you've got some "study" by Netcraft or some other company who's scripts I block from my computer that says people aren't playing PC games any more, I'd really like to see it.

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    8. Re:The new Prince of Persia reboot. by CronoCloud · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Netcraft meme is dying, Netcraft comfirms it.

  2. when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please show me a single port of console game to pc, which didn't show these problems.... in over 20 years i believe its less than half a dozen

    Even quite successful series like gta suffer from these mistakes

    1. Re:when? by Holmwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Jade Empire, Mass Effect 1, Dragon Age, Mass Effect 2 are four that don't seem to suffer from the specific problems cited above at the time I write this.(i.e. bad translation of controls). I don't much like the minigames in ME1, but that's not a console issue.

      Fable was fine IIRC. Fahrenheit -- didn't like the control schema, but it was translated properly to PC IIRC.

      That's your half dozen right there, and just off the top of my head. (Granted, a lot are from Bioware). The problem isn't universal; some developers and publishers seem to care about doing a decent port and some don't.

    2. Re:when? by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although these games have been targeted at a vast majority of console players, they are no console ports with simultaneous release and development.

      I understand your point but I think TFA refers to the ports.

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    3. Re:when? by naam00 · · Score: 5, Informative

      What? Mass Effect 2 is horrible in this, especially the UI of your journal and saving and the like. All list-like displays (save files, journal entries) disallow double-clicks, instead forcing you to press some disconnected button to open something. The codex list (a tree-like structure) is worst, something probably working smoothly with sticks and buttons (usually an intuitive affair of 'entering and leaving' with two buttons), but horribly bewildering with a mouse. Weapon loadout choosing actually doesn't even make sense.

      Don't get me wrong, love the game, and maybe its GUI is bad on console as well, in which case, port successful!

    4. Re:when? by grumbel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mass Effect 1 came out on XBox360 first and the PC port wasn't even done by Bioware, Mass Effect 2 came out on both systems at the same time.

      That aside Bioware so far has been doing great on porting consoles to PC or visa versa, as they actually redesign the user interface for each system, instead of just mapping mouse moving to an analog stick, which never really works.

    5. Re:when? by blahplusplus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong.

      Mass effect 1 had horrible inventory management on the PC (i.e. still had the 150 item limit, when it should have had effectively infinite) A small adjustment to the amount of items you could carry would have fixed that, oh and a stash/chest ala Diablo 2 (a 10 year old game almost now I think) could have at least gone a long way to prevent inventory hell.

      Let's not also forget the convoluted shop interfaces when compared even against console many supremely old RPG's (we're talking 20 years here). It's sad when a game from 1992 (FF4) has better inventory then a game in 2007'ish (mass effect 1).

      ME2 did also suffer from console-itis by REMOVING instead of fixing the item system from mass effect 1, they turned ME2 into gears of war now in teh mass effect universe, lets face this fact please.

      It was so obvious the game was gears of war reskinned /w slight modifications. There ar etonnes of issues with ports, Mass effect 2 made up for their lack of deeper game options with a comitment to story, cinematics and simple shooter action because they weren't up to the job of a full RPG, and they wanted to hit the mass market of drooling first person/third person shooter fanboys.

    6. Re:when? by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which works great when developers support it, like Fallout 3 (where connecting the controller changes the UI automatically). Not so great for Mass Effect/Mass Effect 2, where they give the bird to gamepad users.

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  3. Guitar Hero World Tour... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... on PC requires a "crysis ready" machine.
    Will not run properly on a P4 2.8 + Radeon X1950 pro, runs ok on a C2D + radeon 47something.
    No way to turn off the background animations, menu navigation is extremely slow, the game seems to be a console version running in a console emulator...

    No surprise people are turning to Fofix.

  4. Awful ports? by leromarinvit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, let's see. USB is a bit of a turd sometimes...

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:Awful ports? by Spad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah USB, the only rectangular connector where you have to make 3 attempts before you get it the right way around.

    2. Re:Awful ports? by unts · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes! Why on earth does it work like that? I try to plug a USB cable in, but it doesn't feel like it wants to go, so I invert it, and it still won't go. Then I frown and look down the end of the cable, decide once more upon the proper orientation, and whoosh, it fits.

      Truly an engineering masterpiece.

    3. Re:Awful ports? by quantumplacet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      only better engineering i can think of is the dell dimensions that have their front usb ports mounted vertically, facing the ground, under a cover. try getting that in on 3 tries.

    4. Re:Awful ports? by Dunkz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra

      That should help!

  5. Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance by Madsy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The PC port of Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance was not bad, it was horrible!
    You had to map the keyboard/mouse/joystick to the Playstation 2 buttons via a config tool. I also never got the graphics to display correctly.

    1. Re:Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Finally someone else understands my pain, I thought I was the only guy gullible enough to try and play that.

      I have actually had an easier time mapping mechwarrior to keyboard and mouse controls than I did Substance. Trying to bind dual joysticks AND 8 PRESSURE SENSITIVE buttons to a keyboard just isn't possible, even if you manage to get one of the expensive keyboards that CAN press that many keys at once you'll still run out of fingers.

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  6. The case of Gears of War by Fittysix · · Score: 5, Informative

    When Gears of War's PC port was first released, it was:
    1) buggy
    2) crashy
    3) released A YEAR LATER than the xbox version
    The crashy part was fixed, iirc about 2 months after release by a patch.
    As you can imagine, the sales for this port were a little slow. Video game companies being video game companies chalked this up to piracy. To them the fact that the game was a shitty port released a full year after the original with dated graphics and all couldn't have POSSIBLY been a reason.

    When time comes around to release Gears of War 2 - cliffyB says there's no plans for a port because the first one was just pirated too much...

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    1. Re:The case of Gears of War by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uh, GTA IV is a perfect example of an utter clusterfuck of a PC port; buggy, slow and it attempted to assrape you with DRM, without even taking you to dinner and a show first. If Rockstar is better, who's worse?

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    2. Re:The case of Gears of War by SpeZek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The installer took 40 minutes for me. I didn't even think that was possible, considering that copying everything off the DVD manually takes all but 4 minutes.

    3. Re:The case of Gears of War by Korbeau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not sure what all you guys have against GTA IV on PC. Aside the fact that it takes like 15 minutes to start the game because you have to create accounts in Game for Windows, update Game for Windows etc. it runs quite well and I never had any bug or isssue.

      Of course, you needed a decent gaming machine for the time.

      It's like saying Doom 3 is a pile of sh** because about nobody could run it correctly at the time of release.

      Note that I'm not arguing that they couldn't have made a better port, it's just that I don't understand why this is cited as one of the worst example of PC porting in gaming history.

  7. Final Fantasy 7 on PC by smd75 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The fact that it would crash at the required Golden Saucer chocobo race in windows newer than 98. Also the fact that Eidos didnt give a rats ass to provide a patch for it.

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    1. Re:Final Fantasy 7 on PC by russ_allegro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I loved it that at one point in the game to go on, you had to edit the registry to tell the game to look for the game data in a directory on your drive drive and not on the CD, then replace one of the video files so you were able to continue on with the game. This was the solution listed on the Eidos support site.

      It is also great that the minigames were cpu cycle timed instead of actual time. Trying to replay it a few years later on a faster computer, it is impossible to play any of the minigames because the minigame is done right when in starts.

      Battles at high resolution were cool though, to bad about all the other problems.

    2. Re:Final Fantasy 7 on PC by RogueyWon · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you want to play Final Fantasy VII on a modern PC, don't even bother looking at the PC version - it was a bumpy ride even back when it was new, let alone with modern hardware and operating systems. Buy a copy of the Playstation version (can be found very cheap second hand) and grab ePSXe (or your emulator of choice). The same goes for Final Fantasy VIII. You'll get better, more configurable graphics, fewer bugs and a few useful (if slightly cheaty) extra features like fast-forward and a save-anywhere option.

      Alternatively, VII and VIII are available on the Playstation Network for a few dollars each which gets you an electronic copy portable between the PS3 and PSP (though this is probably still less "nice" than playing the original version emulated).

    3. Re:Final Fantasy 7 on PC by RogueyWon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the day, whether or not you had problems with Final Fantasy VII on PC was largely down to your PC's setup. Some systems would get along fine with it, others wouldn't (whether or not you had a Glide-supporting card was a big factor). However, as time went on and PC hardware and operating systems moved on, running the PC version became harder and harder.

      Modern PS1 emulators essentially invalidate most of the old PC version; you can bump the resolution up as far as your graphics card and monitor will support (though it will look a bit odd in very high resolutions) and you can use the emulator's own save-state features to get an even better save system than the PC original's (though be careful not to over-write your save in the middle of an unwinnable battle). You also get the benefit of the superior sound of the PS1 version (where the music in particular was much better than on the PC).

      VIII has fared a little better. You can still get the PC version running with fairly minimal effort. However, the patch that fixes a few non-game-breaking but still irritating issues can be hard to find these days. And, of course, the emulated version still has the advantages I mention above.

  8. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or Zero Wing?

  9. A few awful examples by RogueyWon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think the worst example has to be Ghostbusters. The console versions are fairly good and somewhat quirky, if ultimately flawed, third person shooters. The PC version is actually broken. As in, it can't even reasonably be described as "working". If you want to install to a drive other than c:\ you're out of luck. If you have anything other than "generic Windows sound card" drivers installed, you won't be hearing any voices in-game. And some of the early fights are essentially unbeatable without cheating, due to collision detection and clipping issues. Oh, and it does the whole "console controller analogues" thing.

    There are plenty of other awful examples. The Prince of Persia reboots have been mentioned (justly so) and I think the more recent installments in the Tomb Raider franchise also deserve a mention. Last Remnant is another good example; Square-Enix titles have never been particularly kindly treated on the PC anyway. Fire one of these up on even a top end PC with an Xbox controller plugged in and it's still very much apparent that you're playing the "second best" version of the game.

    That said, there are plenty of decent ports out there. While I know others disagreed, Fallout 3 felt pretty good to me on the PC. Mass Effect 2 likewise feels as though they've spent a lot of time optimising the PC version so that it feels at home on the platform. In fact, there are even a few cases where it is the console version that feels like a nasty port. Pretty much any RTS that makes it onto the consoles can be chalked up in that category. The recent AvP game looks and feels far better on the PC than on the consoles; the Predator is an over-complicated nightmare to control on any platform, but the PC version does work out somewhat less toxic.

    1. Re:A few awful examples by dingram17 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I found that the game worked really well, but loading took a long time. I think I need to buy an accelerator cartridge for my C64.

  10. Most games I can think of by Tukz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most games I can think of that got ported from console to PC, suffers from a lot of issues.

    They all have one or more in common:

      - Lack of configuration
      - Extremely high hardware requirements
      - Bad mouse control (acceleration, non-configurable sensitivity etc) Example: Mass Effect 2 got THREE settings for mouse. And it's STILL very high on Low.
      - Low FOV
      - Difficulty setting too low for PC (it's easier when you actually have a mouse to aim with in FPS)

    But these issues are usually something that can get patched eventually.
    The most annoying thing about ports is this:

    They usually make a direct port of the game. What works on console, DOES NOT ALWAYS WORK ON PC!
    On PC, I got an entire keyboard of keys. Allow me to freaking bind actions to em, don't give me 3 "command wheels" or whatever.

    Don't make me "tap" a button to perform a action. Who thought of that?

    I can go on with numerous game design issues, but I think everyone gets my points here.
    When porting a game to PC, there are certain elements you just have to redesign.

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  11. One good one by gaelfx · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember playing Megaman X for PC and I was pretty impressed with how well adapted it was to the keyboard. It did away with the whole 16-digit code system of "saving," and in lieu there were actual saved games. Controls were pretty easily changeable (though I used the same setup I do for SNES emus that I normally use. That being said, I've played a couple of the latter PC ports of MMX series and they were ok, though not much different from the original. So I guess I would say that Capcom had the dualism down pat.

  12. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What you say?

  13. GTA IV! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Starting out with more bugs than a jungle, and the only patches available being on gamecopyworld.com
    And then having up to 3 seconds of input lag (time between pressing a key, and the car reacting).

    But only when you saw how crappy the graphics were, and how the game was slow like a dog, did you know that it was a console port.
    The graphics card was irrelevant. The only thing that counter, was if you had more than 2 cores.
    Because apparently, they implemented the PS3 vector processors in the CPU, instead of the vastly more powerful graphics cards.

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    1. Re:GTA IV! by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      All that, and crappy DRM as well. It's like they punched you in the nuts, then whined that you hurt their fist.

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  14. As a games developer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a games developer, its really pisses me off too.

    Thing is the word "port" is a misnomer. Since in development dev kits are rare and expensive so only the more senior guys get them or you have to share.

    This means there is (and must) always a working PC build on the go. Yep, all console games start life as PC games, you don't code directly on the console, your in Visual studio. Also a lot of the testing is done on PC as its a hell of a lot easier to debug and for large periods of devlopment your console builds might not even be working. For instance on our AAA title the Playstation 3 build spends half of its time utterly dead. (Fyi the Playstation 3 is a terrible console and is actually less powerful than a 360, the graphics power is especially poor)

    So there's no excuse for putting out a bad PC release, its just lazyness. or more likely bad producers and their corporate overlords dailing to listen to the concerns of the designers and pushing out a shoddy product.

    One fo the problems also is when the art is created for the console. Art in a decent environment should be compiled together choosing correct sizes, resolutions, compressions for the platform. This often isnt done. This means that a texture that looks nice and crisp on the console will look utter pants on the pc at 1920*1080 as it will be having to upscale the mips.

    What should be done is that each platform should have people responsable for it at each step of its production. That would ensure you don't end up with terrabad "ports". Try pitching that to management tho. :(

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  15. Resident Evil 4 PC... by yourtallness · · Score: 5, Informative
    • Almost no shading and piss-poor textures. They were sensible enough to release a patch for this. Patch had no bounds checking for disk space. If you had too little disk space, the installer would fail without any hint as to why.
    • X-box key names. Imagine having to remember what key press you mapped the X-box key to when it flashes on the screen while trying to avoid certain death by a rolling boulder.
    • No mouse support...
    • Forced 16:9 letterboxed display

    Despite their hard effort (or lack thereof) to make the game piss off PC owners as much as possible, the game was still awesome.

  16. List of terrible port errors. by Tei · · Score: 5, Interesting

    - FOV settings, the fov is related to the distance to the viewer. On a PC, people is near the screen, so the FOV sould be higuer, is just a number, but even 90 million dollars videogames forget to change it on the PC. Out of lazyness, is not modified. (note: It may need to recompile some maps, and edit some weapons a littel).
      - Stupid messages "Don't shutdown the machine"
      - Savepoints, but thats parts of the mechanic, and can't be fixed
      - Autoaim, thats helps pad users, because you can't properly walk and aim on a pad (seems) so need autoaim. With a mouse, you don't need autoaim. Out of lazyness, is not deactivated.
      - HORRIBLE server browsers or lack of server browser. Idiot-box with a single button. Lack of dedicated servers. A whole horrible bad network experience, with not community sense and not respect to the PC values of freedom and user control of the experience.
      - The game greets you with a "Press ENTER". This is a arcade saloon artifact from 1982. It has not reason at all on a PC.
      - Use of bloated middleware. .NET, Windows Games For Live, etc.
      - Unoptimized code. Code written for the console, that runs poorly on the pc.
      - Smallish maps. Since the consoles are serius ram limits (like 512 MB or less) some maps are really small, and you see lots of "load screens". On the PC proper games use streaming to have not load screens, or the maps are giganteous large.
      - Quick Time Events. These things work ok with a pad, on a keyboard are something like a "learn where the A and B key are on your keyboard" minigames. Don't work at all on the PC.
      - Weird resolutions. If your game don't support 1280x1024, your game is shit, cause this is a normal (low) resoultion for lots of LCD. This force people to use lower resolutions that looko blurry, and with enormo pixels.
      - Lack of configuration options. The console people like FEW options, the PC people like MORE options. Add a FOV setting, and autoaim settings, a resolution setting, a bloom setting.
      - Use of the UNREAL engine. This engine don't support things like AA, so you have to force AA on the driver, but it don't work on some engines. Games like Borderlands suffer of this. Unreal could be a decent engine for consoles, but is BAD for the PC, because is optimized for the consoles.

    I could continue, but I am wasting my time here. since most of these problems are out of lazyness. Disabling autoaim sould take a well managed company only 1 hour of time, If people don't know you have do disable autoaim for the PC, what the hell are you doing near a "conversion to PC" proyect?

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  17. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm really shocked Borderlands wasn't included in the original article. Someone in another forum posted "i heard they finally fixed borderlands so you can play without unblocking 200 ports" - the response he got back was less than kind and more than happy to correct him. Great game, greater still with mutiplayer, but completely ruined when you can't play with three of your best pals. Also, lol @ gamespy as a matchmaking service. I felt like I'd traveled back to 1999.
     
    In other news, the vestigial xbox360 code for L4D1 allowed you to play the PC version split screen with a friend, playing as player2 using a xbox360-come-USB controller and some well timed console commands.

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  18. Deus Ex 2 by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time I see it, I curse both Ion Storm and Microsoft.

    The 64Mb memory of Xbox lead to room-sized levels. I had a feeling that game designers were more concerned about advertising this console graphics (oh, look, we have shaders and are not afraid to use them), than actually making a decent game. The six-button controller crippled the interface. The teenager target group lead to oversimplified gameplay (same ammo for pistol and flamethrower, WTF?) and a stupid plot (virtual Britney Spears clone is remarkable).

    And despite all that, it ran really slow on my PC, which had four times more RAM and a better videocard than this X-crap.

  19. You Were Starting The Game Wrong by BRock97 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The new Prince of Persia reboot ensured that I won't buy a PC game from Ubisoft ever again. It suffered from the same "Let's fill the UI with references to console-controller buttons" issue.

    I had the same problem if I started the game from a shortcut I created to the executable. If I used the launcher from the game disk, all the UI references to the console controls went away.

    With respect to the port, I played it on both the PC and the PS3 and enjoyed the PC version since the graphics were very crisp compared to the console and I like the mouse/keyboard combo.

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  20. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Summon Lich" vs. "Summon Rich"

    I always kinda liked that one, I imagined some guy named Rich in a Grim Reaper costume appearing to smite my enemies.

  21. The S is for Schroedinger by Cassander · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, the orientation of the USB cable is in a state of superposition until you make an observation, collapsing the quantum wave function to a single orientation, thus allowing it to fit....

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  22. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda like this guy? http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/3

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  23. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

    "All your base are belong to us." Here's the whole sad scene from that terrible game: (zoom 400% so you can read it):

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/AllYourBaseAnimated.gif

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  24. GTA: Vice City by netsavior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The pc port was actually pretty good, few bugs that bothered me, but one gigantic, huge, blaring flaw...

    It was really really really really super easy. It was the exact same gameplay as the PS2 version (which I also owned) but mouse+keyboard is so far superior to the console, that every single gun might as well have been "the golden gun" from goldeneye. I am serious, those super hard missions where you had to take out 900 guys and you had to try 1000 times on PS2 and still you just barely pass it after breaking a controller or two.. cakewalk when you can actually aim.

    The hellicopter mission, where you are taking passes on the mob base, with a tinfoil hellicopter... That mission was the bane of the ps2, finishing with more than 5% of the chopper health was a feat of god... On PC, 99% health was like oops, LOL I should not have made pizza rolls while playing that mission.

    It really opened my eyes to the common notion at the time that the gap was narrowing between console fps/3ps and PC, it was just not the case. Still isn't, because a controller will never (barring comprehensive design changes, and I am not sure motion control will ever quite cut it)have enough precision and reaction.
    It was really weird having a pretty nice port that was totally useless, and it really turned me off of the PS2 version, made it seem like "Nintendo hard" Hard because of gimped controlls not because of good design/creativity.

  25. Re:Xpadder by jgtg32a · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bioshock 2 does not support the 360 pad

  26. Re:Worse than bad ports are bad translations by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >>>unblocking 200 ports

    Stories like this and the Slashdot summary are why I made an attempt at PC gaming in the 90s, but then quit. Computer gaming was fun in the era of Atari 800s, Commodore 64s, Atari STs, and Commodore Amigas, because you had FIXED hardware that just worked (and worked extremely well - better than the PCs/Macs). No need to mess with drivers or cards or other nonsense. Gaming on those old 8/32 bit machines was plug-and-play easy.

    Computers are no longer that easy to use, so I bought my first console ever with the PS2 and Gamecube. Where PC gaming had been a major headache, the consoles once again returned the simplicity that I experienced with my Commodores and Amigas. Plug and play. No headaches.

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  27. Re:ST:Legacy sheeples! by kcbnac · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dear GOD YES. I was wondering when someone would mention Star Trek: Legacy...hey, lets not put in ANY in-game system for rebinding keys, reference the 360 controller in all the tool tips, oh and not bother binding these 4 keys that you NEED to complete the campaign, oh and it is a space game in 2-D space. (Sure you can fly "up" about 10 feet)

  28. View from the inside by tylersoze · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having been personally involved in coding several of several ports mentioned in these comments, to and from a wide variety of different platforms, the way it usually works is that the publisher will outsource the development to company like the one I work for. The schedules are always very aggressive and tight so unfortunately you know what the end result of that is. It's not like we're trying to make a bad product, we do the best we can given the constraints. Personally I find the job very rewarding and fun and intellectually challenging, even if the end result isn't always that great. I get to see a lot of code from a lot of different companies and it's quite interesting. The challenge is, basically, here's a big mess of code of uncertain quality, get it to work on another platform in 6 months. I *always* give the publishers realistic timelines, which they ignore and we still wind up having to do it 6 months. The only way to get a real quality product on multiple platforms is for the original dev team to develop for all those platforms themselves, or give us enough time to do the port. A lot of times we'll get the contract a year or more after the original game has shipped, we've only occasionally be able to develop the ports simultaneous the original development.