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California Legislature Declares "Cuss-Free" Week
shewfig writes "The California legislature, which previously tried to ban incandescent light bulbs, just added to the list of banned things ... swear words! Fortunately, the measure only applies for the first week of March, and compliance is voluntary — although, apparently, there will be a 'swear jar' in the Assembly and the Governor's mansion. No word yet on whether the Governator intends to comply."
what a fucking waste of time
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Fuck that.
In other news, astrophysicists have announced that they now know what all that dark matter is: it's stupidity.
Give me your clothes.
Of course, this story is going to generate the largest collection of cuss-word containing posts that Slashdot has seen in months. Maybe even all but one of the posts will contain cuss-words.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Fruits,
Nuts,
Flakes,
Pelosi
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Profit?
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
Good to see that with schools going down the toilet, a budget spirally out of control and more and more companies moving out of the area...the legislature is hard at work.
I Need someone to rebuild a Digitech Digital Delay pedal for me....for me...for me...for me.
.... For now.
Shh.
They're doing that because they can't do anything else. Governments with their backs against the fiscal wall frequently start banning everything in sight. Banning is cheap, because inevitably they never put any money into enforcement, or in cases like cell phone driving bans, they let the cops go crazy with fines as a backdoor revenue generator. In any case, when you see a government get on the "ban this ban that" bandwagon, it means they're broke, can't actually pass any legislation that would in fact do anybody any good, but still need to justify their salaries.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
Frequently I like to embrace the role models in our government and
use word placement to make a point. Arnold did this, and it was
clear what his intentions were. I applaud our government for
keeping their promises on this critical piece of legislation.
Year after year tax payer money gets thrown away on
one stupid idea after another. Unless we can educated the
uneducated, these movie stars will continue to rule.
America needs leadership that can dedicate a week to getting
results. A week just to stop swearing at each other, that is
not even a good start. We need a week away from faith in
our markets to fix everything. We need a week of using
logic to solve problems. We need to vote third party, the
democrats and republics are colluding, but they call it compromise.
" Fortunately, the measure only for the first week of March, and compliance is voluntary — although, apparently, there will be a 'swear jar' in the Assembly and the Governor's mansion. No word yet on whether the Governator intends to comply.""
Governors office:
Scene: Two aides about to get chewed out.
Governor walks over to the swear jar and puts in a $100. Apparently it's going to be a long night.
Shai Schticks:"You don't make peace with friends, you make peace with enemies"
Give them at ticket every time they swear, and at least they'll have something to wipe their ass with!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Tits? seriously? Piss doesn't seem like a swear word anymore either.
RIP George, you dead fucker.
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