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What Has Your Phone Survived?

NotAnIndividual writes "On an ice fishing trip two months ago, I lost my iPhone somewhere in the snow. I searched and searched, but to no avail. But just this weekend when moving the ice hut, lo and behold there it was. I quickly threw it into a bag of rice and placed it under a lamp to defrost. Three hours later I plugged it in. I wasn't expecting much. I mean, really, it had been frozen in snow for the last two months! To my surprise, the Apple logo popped up. I put in the SIM card and voila, my iPhone was back. My apps, my contacts, my music and more importantly my life were back. And this is the same iPhone that I dropped in a cup of coffee a few months ago! This got me wondering how much damage a cell phone can actually take. How have other Slashdot users punished their phones without actually killing them completely?"

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  1. Slow by Exitar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    news day?

    1. Re:Slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, my phone has survived many a slow news day.

    2. Re:Slow by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Today has been the day of "But we couldn't think of anything else for today's obligitary Iphone Slashvertisement".

      We've already had the classic of judging the success of a product in a completely different market, by comparing it to how few Iphones have been sold. So here we have Saturday's obligitary Iphone story. Before you know it, there'll be stories about how you can now finally visit a website On Your Iphone, like it's 2001 again. Oh wait, we we already did that one too. Before you know it, there'll be stories about how you can use your Iphone to talk to a complete stranger, as if they were in the same room as you, just like on Star Trek...

      (Seriously, as soon as I read the headline of "What Has Your Phone Survived", I immediately guess that there'd be obligatory advertising for Apple, despite being a niche player in this market. You know what my Nokia 5800's survived? Not being the subject of a major spam campaign by the media, that's what.)

    3. Re:Slow by icebraining · · Score: 2, Informative

      He doesn't deserve to post stories here. A true geek would have backups of everything. My E65 syncs all the contacts, notes and schedules to an online server every night.

    4. Re:Slow by Denihil · · Score: 2, Informative

      OCD geeks aren't the only type of geek out there, you know.

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    5. Re:Slow by derspankster · · Score: 2, Funny

      This fucker's LIFE is his damned phone?

    6. Re:Slow by OmniBeing · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh wow, my iPhone syncs everything to my exchange server in my basement right away, you call yourself a geek. Shame!

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    7. Re:Slow by Eunuchswear · · Score: 3, Funny

      a "geek" has what kind of server in his basement?

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    8. Re:Slow by tsa · · Score: 2, Informative

      .Mac: pay a lot for things you pay your provider for too. But hey, it's Apple, so it's better, no?

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    9. Re:Slow by Idbar · · Score: 2, Funny

      My iPhone, has survived several drop calls, particularly when I left my girlfriend ends up talking to her self. This my be good for me sometimes, but she normally never blames the phone, but me.

      I don't know if I'm going to be safe next time I leave my gf talking to herself, but the iPhone has remained unpunished.

    10. Re:Slow by MrHanky · · Score: 2, Informative

      As he felt the need to mention the phone's brand name four fucking times in that short advertisement^W "story", he clearly cares more about that than about those other things which were only mentioned once.

    11. Re:Slow by z_gringo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man, I sure would like to know how you do that. I have an E65 and an HTC Dream. I would also like to find an easy way for my android phone to do that.

      What I also need is to be able to extract a text file containing my contacts from thos backups.

      And then I don't understand why there isn't an easy way to just import and export all of my contacts to a CSV file whenever I want. I use Sony Ericsson phones, Nokias and HTC, I am constantly needing to sync my contacts, but I have never found a quick and easy way to do that. It sure seems like something that everyone would need to do. Why isn't it an obvious option on every single phone?

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  2. A full season in the snow by its · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I lost my iPhone while skiing on Mt Hood slopes in February last year. In July I got an email from someone that he had found the phone, charged it and retrieved my email account for it. I let him have it since my insurance had already replaced it.

    1. Re:A full season in the snow by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mine got run over by a car once, while it was lying in an inch of snow in the street.
      The velcro on my belt clip let go, and I didn't hear it hit the ground, because of the snow.

      Realized it was missing a little later, and when I got home, there was a tire track right over it.

      The front display was cracked - it was a flip phone - but the internal one was fine, and the phone still worked for the next several months or so until I changed carriers. I still use it on occasion for a camera or flashlight, but not a phone, anymore. But it's two years later, and the thing still works, powers up, and does everything a phone with no carrier normally does, except for the funky blue/orange splotch that should be the clock on the front display.

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    2. Re:A full season in the snow by Walzmyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had an old just-a-phone get ran over by a loaded 18-wheeler. I had laid it down on the tire when I climbed the side to check the load and forgot it. It cracked the screen, but still made calls.

    3. Re:A full season in the snow by catd77 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wow, my phones just break on me for no reason. I keep mine in a case with screen protectors on ecery screen. I've already had to replace it once because it wouldn't shut off. My phone before that I took amazing care of and it stopped making calls after a year. All my phones hate me!

    4. Re:A full season in the snow by gspira · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like you shouldn't bother with the cases and screen protectors..

    5. Re:A full season in the snow by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Damn those white iPhones. Once at the summit of Mount Stirling in Victoria, Australia I saw these guys madly digging in the snow. One of them had pushed his ski pole into the snow and it came up without the plastic basket. New baskets are cheap but skiing to the shop without one would be a PITA.

      The basket they lost was white. Now when I replace mine I don't buy white ones.

    6. Re:A full season in the snow by walt-sjc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mine is a (work) Windows Mobile. I looked at it and it froze up. It doesn't survive much use at all (worst user interface EVER!)

    7. Re:A full season in the snow by mmarlett · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My iPhone didn't live through it, but when I got hit by a little old lady who ran a red light, my iPhone took a direct hit. I was thrown 20 feet and broke a half dozen ribs. I had a bruise up my left side from my knee to my shoulder -- with a non-bruised rectangle where the phone was. It was at ground zero of the impact, and may have absorbed enough impact to keep my thigh from breaking. iArmour.

    8. Re:A full season in the snow by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 2, Informative

      My iPhone's screen shattered when it fell less than 3 feet from my bed and apple wanted $200 +tax to fix it. I talked them down to $100 but the fact that it took them less than 10 minutes to fix still left me feeling a bit taken advantage of.

    9. Re:A full season in the snow by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My iPhone's screen shattered when it fell less than 3 feet from my bed and apple wanted $200 +tax to fix it. I talked them down to $100 but the fact that it took them less than 10 minutes to fix still left me feeling a bit taken advantage of.

      They didn't replace the screen. They just gave you a replacement.

      Check out iFixit to determine how to replace the screen - it's very difficult and prone to breaking something. Instead, it's just like the iPod - they give the customer a refurb unit, then send the bad ones off to be recycled into more refurb units. If you look carefully, the scratches would be different.

      The other work is transferring the activation information so the new iPhone's serial number is on your account, but that just takes a couple minute's worth of work.

      Otherwise, if you have an original iPhone, and it fails under AppleCare, they won't give you a new 3GS. They have a stock of all the iPhones for replacement, even the ones you can't get anymore (e.g., 16GB 3G, original 2G). NO free upgrades.

    10. Re:A full season in the snow by quenda · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had an old just-a-phone get ran over by a loaded 18-wheeler

      While deep-sea fishing 3 years ago, I accidentally dropped my iPhone over the subduction zone of the Mariana Trench.
          Last month I got an email from a guy in New Zealand who found it while skiing on Mount Ruapehu after a volcanic eruption.
      Praised be Apple.

    11. Re:A full season in the snow by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Learned that one the hard way. I spent 2 hours searching for a ski that popped off in powder. A SKI! It was lost in about 40 square feet. Took 2 hours to find. Learned my lesson and after that always rolled a neon streamer up my snow pants. In the event of losing a ski you get a bright trail to where it went. Might be able to do that to a cell phone. :D

    12. Re:A full season in the snow by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, you're both wrong. It's the same iPhone and it was just the glass they replaced.

    13. Re:A full season in the snow by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Worst. Pickup line. Ever.

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    14. Re:A full season in the snow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, you're both wrong. It's the same iPhone and it was just the glass they replaced.

      If you had mentioned HOW you know it's the same phone, your post would have some actual content, and someone might rate it Informat...

      Oh, never mind.

    15. Re:A full season in the snow by Pyrus.mg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes but why the hell would you want to find a Zune?

  3. I don't have an iPhone, by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

    but if I did, I'd probably leave it in the stove, and the next day is wouldn't be burnt at all and would work perfectly.

  4. drove over it by czmax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Similar to your story I was out shoveling snow one day last winter... and after I was done my iPhone was missing.

    I tracked it down in the tracks of my truck -- I'd moved it to finish shoveling and driven over my phone. As in your case all was fine -- didn't break the screen and it's been working just fine for at least a year since then.

  5. your life? by SharpFang · · Score: 5, Funny

    My apps, my contacts, my music and more importantly my life were back.

    You should really see a dotor about your addiction. I mean, seriously, that's just a phone!

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  6. Sony ericsson by isthisnametaken · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had their flip phone from about 4-5 years ago. After about a year the texting got quite difficult as the buttons started to stick and it became difficult to text quickly. One day when I was filling up my car with gas I put my phone on the hood of my car for some reason and then drove off. I realized about 5 minutes later and drove back and someone had run over it. It actually worked BETTER than before as the buttons no longer stuck. It was pretty scratched up though. Later that year in the winter I was digging my car out of the snow on a warm day and it fell out of my pocket and into a giant puddle of water.I took it out, turned it off and let it dry for a day or two near a heat source and it still works to this day. Sweet phone, and if anyone else has this phone and the buttons stick, run it over with your car.

  7. Re:Really.. a cup of coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you drop an iPhone into a cup of coffee? The thing is barely small enough to fit into a duffel bag, let alone a cup of warm beverage.

    Hard core coffee drinkers have huge mugs and for some reason they don't like to wash them either.

  8. wtf? by retchdog · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's practically no difference between being frozen for one day, or arbitrarily long. There are only two dangers: contraction of metal and joints while freezing; and condensation/expansion while thawing. I'm sure the rice helped with the condensation, although putting it under a lamp couldn't have helped; better to warm it as slowly as possible.

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    1. Re:wtf? by LOTHAR,+of+the+Hill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup. Most of the damage from freezing and thawing electronic component comes from any water in the device. Other than that, the LCD may take some damage.

      Silicon is not water based and is already frozen in a solid state. The chip components can go to -20 to -40 Celsius before damage occurs.

    2. Re:wtf? by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it's probably better to be frozen for several days at least - to make sure that the battery is totally dead. That way, when the ice and snow in the phone thaws, the water won't hurt anything. Just let it dry completely before recharging.

    3. Re:wtf? by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it's probably better to be frozen for several days at least - to make sure that the battery is totally dead

      If you're very worried about small bits of ice and snow inside it, just pop it in your freezer for a while. The water will slowly sublimate. Simplest way of testing this, is to make a really good snowball and leave it in your freezer for a couple of days.

  9. Simple by moogied · · Score: 2, Informative

    Phones break from physical impact(shattering LCD and stuff), or from short circuits.. or from component failure(caps blowing, overheating, etc). TECHNICALLY you can drop a running circuit into *PURE* water and nothing happens. Water isn't very conductive. FYI

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    1. Re:Simple by kelanden · · Score: 5, Informative

      TECHNICALLY you can drop a running circuit into *PURE* water and nothing happens. Water isn't very conductive.

      I'm fairly certain that if you tried this, the water would be rendered conductive by dissolving whatever contaminants you happen to have on the surface of the device and you'd still get a short. YMMV.

    2. Re:Simple by nomel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, it's very low conductivity even with regular contamination. Try testing your tap water...pretty pathetic. Not even remotely close enough to directly kill something. The death would be from a secondary effect, like a power converter going unstable from a huge change in circuit wide capacitance or, if you were real unlucky, something like a high impedance transistor gate being physically close enough to a voltage source to actually turn the thing on (or off), even with the high resistance.

      Now, if you drop it in the ocean, I'm sure your chances of a bricked phone are MUCH higher.

    3. Re:Simple by baileydau · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm fairly certain that if you tried this, the water would be rendered conductive by dissolving whatever contaminants you happen to have on the surface of the device and you'd still get a short. YMMV.

      Actually that's very unlikely. Even in a fairly conductive liquid you don't necessarily get a short.

      Many years ago I dropped my calculator into Copper refining electrolyte.

      Electrolyte is
          * ~180 g/L H2SO4
          * 35 g/L Cu++
          * plus lots of other stuff.
      It's meant to be conductive.

      It's also at 65 degrees Celcius (to aid conductivity).

      I fished it out as quick as I could and pulled out the batteries. I asked the ex electronics foreman what to do. His advice as to pull it all apart, wash out as thoroughly as possible with water, put it somewhere to dry in the air for a week or two, and see what happens.

      The calculator still worked. The only issue was that some Copper had plated on the contacts of the physical on/off switch, so I couldn't physically turn it off. It has an auto off feature and a soft on button. It still works to this day.

      I have had the same calculator and number of other electronic devices (PDA type things etc) fall into a variety of "not good" liquids. They've all survived. The main thing seems to be to get the batteries out ASAP.

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  10. weird mirror universe by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    slashdot is mirroring the crazy awesome friday night conversation i'm having at the bar with all my male friends *right now*! and there's no girls here either!

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  11. My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm *so* glad your iphone survived. Thanks for sharing your inspiring story with us, I can sleep easy tonight knowing full well that another iphone owner out there has found another way to talk about his iphone on slashdot. Thank you, thank you for this.

  12. Pissed off by mrobinso · · Score: 4, Funny

    Realized the iphone didn't have a drive I could mount, Safari didn't have flash, no voice recognition... a battery that can't get through The Dark Knight...

    Laid it down on the basement floor and pissed on it.

    Still running. Didn't help at all.

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  13. dropped it in water by BLAG-blast · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was on the third floor of an apartment building, taking pictures of the moon from a balcony when I dropped my Nexus 1. I watched it fall two floors before bouncing two or three times on to another roof, landing in a large puddle under and an extractor fan. I figure it would be dead and climbed down to recover my SIM card. After about 10 minutes of fishing around under the extractor fan in a 4+ inch deep puddle I recovered it, it was still on and in camera mode, not even a scratch on the case. I wiped it off and it's been working fine with no side effects from the fall and bath.

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  14. Took mine scuba diving by nharmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once took my cell phone scuba diving. It was a couple of years ago at White Star Quarry in Ohio. I was having trouble donning my rented wet suit and forgot my cell was in my swim trunks pocket. I did not even notice it until we were on our safety stop, which is where you stop on your way back to the surface for a few minutes ease decompressing. So that was 40-some minutes submerged in water up to 50 feet deep.

    Miraculously after drying out the phone worked just fine.

  15. Re:My phone has fallen and can't get up. by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does browsing Slashdot count?

    Maybe hosting a popular story that's linked to on slashdot would be a more appropriate test.....

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  16. Returned Device Horror Stories by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My stories don't involve cell phones but it's devices of about equivalent size. And are from a different era.

    I used to work at a medical device manufacturer that made TENS units. I worked in the Reliability Lab and my bench was across the room from the guy who serviced all the field return units.

    He would occasionally get back devices that had fairly 'interesting' stories behind them. In that era, for the price we charged for the units, they came with a lifetime warranty. And the circuit boards were conformal-coated so it really was possible to offer that sort of warranty. Returned units might sometimes need the pots and connectors replaced, seldom more than that.

    But the occasional unit would have a note attached. Like the unit that came back with a note that said 'Unit fell in a bucket of liquid feces.' Or the unit that came back completely filled with dried blood.

    Both units were serviced and returned at no cost to the customer, BTW.

  17. Original iPhone 2G by CmdrPorno · · Score: 5, Funny

    My iPhone 2G has survived almost three years of AT&T's spotty reception, their failure to offer a reasonably priced rate plan for people who don't talk much but need data service, their woeful customer service, and their lack of 3G coverage outside metropolitan areas. Other than that, it's been very enjoyable.

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  18. Zune by xbeefsupreme · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know it's not a phone, but someone in my scout troop brought his zune 120 on a campout and accidentally left it out on a bench the night it rained. After finding it in a small pool of water, he turned it on to find that it still worked like new.

  19. Re:Rice does nothing! by bcmm · · Score: 3, Informative

    Cooking isn't just about putting water in things, you know...

    Also, rice does indeed appear to be a desiccant, just not as strong a desiccant as purpose-made things like silica gel. It's fairly common to put a few grains of dry rice in a salt shaker to prevent the salt sticking together from moisture.

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  20. Jesus Phone by MrEricSir · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it's so much MORE than just a life. It's life, it's the meaning of life, and it's the afterlife.

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    1. Re:Jesus Phone by Tromad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Satan phone is more like a windows mobile phone. You're pretty much free to do whatever you want but you're eventually going to be punished for it.

    2. Re:Jesus Phone by lgftsa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Woah, you've never heard of Confession? That where you have to go if you do anything they don't like. It's a kind of self-service court system, where you're your own prosecutor and the company's local sales and support manager is the sentencing judge. In the last couple of centuries the lock-in has been relaxed quite a bit in most countries, but before that you were likely to be killed.

  21. Re:Rice does nothing! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2, Informative

    All those little 'do not eat' packets that come sealed in packages with devices and items you buy contain a desiccant. And it's reusable. Usually the desiccant in them is crystal granules that are blue when dry, and go white when they've absorbed moisture. You can bake them at a low heat in an oven to re-dry them out for reuse. In fact, it's worth saving all the little 'do not eat' packets for that purpose. You can tear the packet open and keep the granules inside to combine in a larger container if you wish.

    It's common practice to use that kind of desiccant in a sealed safe where you are storing rare coins or anything else you don't want to tarnish. You can buy it in bulk quantities for that purpose. Put the recharged-blue desiccant in the safe before sealing it, and it'll pull all the moisture out of the sealed-in air and reduce corrosion/tarnishing of the silver/copper coins.

  22. Re:Rice does nothing! by Manos_Of_Fate · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the case of the salt shaker, the rice isn't absorbing moisture (the salt is WAY better at it than the rice is), it's being used for the same function as the bearing in a spray paint can, to break up the clumps mechanically. You could actually use some metal ball bearings for the same purpose (make sure they're bigger than the holes in the shaker, obviously).

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  23. Re:Hail/Rain and Multiple Stories by Jhon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It took you 30 minutes to walk down 4 flights of stairs?

  24. Re:Speaking of fish by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Callin' bullshit on that article.

  25. none at all by jamesh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This got me wondering how much damage a cell phone can actually take.

    One of my previous phones was working just fine one minute, and then the next minute it wasn't, and it never worked again. Based on the overwhelming weight of that single anecdote I would have to say that 'none it all' is how much damange a cell phone can actually take and still continue working.

    (by a strange coincidence, 'none at all' is exactly how much of a scientific conclusion you can draw from this :)

  26. Re:Really.. a cup of coffee by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hard core coffee drinkers have huge mugs and for some reason they don't like to wash them either.

    Wash the mug!?! Are you crazy! Do you have any idea how long it takes to get the perfectly balanced biological film deposited to bring out the full rich coffee experience? Not to mention the saved up oils of coffees past that gets in the pores of the mug!

    Where do you come up with this mug washing crazy talk?

  27. A run through the wash cycle by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I left my blackberry in my pants once when I put them in the washer. The phone was on during the entire cycle. I feared the worst, but put them on the heater for a day, turned it on, and.... it worked. Ok, so for the next two weeks or so buttons would randomly press themselves, and login was occasionally tedious, but it worked - and still does. I'm still pretty amazed that it didn't completely short it out.

    Oh, and to you nitwit support people who gaze at that stupid little humidity strip and tell me that it is my fault the phone is crashing all the time.... go hump a lamp post. That strip turns pink when it's just somewhat humid outside. Since submerging a phone in water for about 20 minutes doesn't kill it, I'd like you to support your piece of crap hardware like you promised you would.

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    1. Re:A run through the wash cycle by theArtificial · · Score: 2, Informative

      I worked at Nintendo around the time of the N64 and up until the Gamecube and a lot of the calls we received on the support line regarding Gameboys that had water damage were the result of being dropped in the toilet. Take the batteries out and let the unit dry (without powering it on while its wet) and the majority of the time they were okay.

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  28. Washing Machine & Dryer by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The worst for me would have been my old Motorola Razr that survived a full cycle in the washing machine, then tumbled dry. I left it off and let it dry for a week before trying to power it back on - and not a thing wrong with it.

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  29. Re:Broken screen by v1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are there any phone manufacturers that will certify their products as 'washing machine safe'? :)

    Be sure to set the washer on delicate, and dry on low heat

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  30. My iPhone Came Back From tHe Dead by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What has my iPhone phone survived?

    After spending hours trying to work out how to get my iPhone to run more than on aPplication at once, I thought sod it, and proceeded to nail my iPhone to a wooden cross.

    Three days later, I picked it up again. I wasn't expecting much. I mean, really, I'd shoved a nail right through the almighty touchscreen! To my surprise, the aPple logo popped up. My apps, my contacts, my music and more importantly my life were back.

    Life wouldn't be worth living if I hadn't discovered the iPhone.

  31. Re:Really.. a cup of coffee by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm you have to clean and dry and treat cast iron. You just don't use soap on it.

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  32. Re:Hail/Rain and Multiple Stories by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

    It took you 30 minutes to walk down 4 flights of stairs?

    Maybe he's a quadriplegic (you insensitive clod!) and he had to drag himself down the stairs using only facial twitches.

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  33. Re:Rice does nothing! by Abstrackt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the case of the salt shaker, the rice isn't absorbing moisture (the salt is WAY better at it than the rice is), it's being used for the same function as the bearing in a spray paint can, to break up the clumps mechanically. You could actually use some metal ball bearings for the same purpose (make sure they're bigger than the holes in the shaker, obviously).

    Popcorn kernels are a better candidate than ball bearings. I'm not saying ball bearings aren't a good choice but you'll find a lot of people have an aversion to finding them in something they're going to eat.

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