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SCO Zombie McBride's New Plan For World Litigation
eldavojohn writes "Years after you thought it was all over, Groklaw is reporting that Darl McBride (ex-CEO of SCO) has formed a new company that is buying SCO's mobile business for peanuts — but he's also going to get 'certain Intellectual Property' with the deal. You may recall that McBride was the brains behind the Linux lawsuits that SCO launched and it appears he may be orchestrating an exit route where he escapes with some IP intact, in order to wreak havoc once again. Hopefully this is the part at the end of the movie where the zombie comes back to life one last time only to have the hero deliver the final final blow. When this news broke upon the investment world, SCO's stock skyrocketed a blistering 11%, bringing it up seven cents to a full seventy cents — a level which it has not achieved since 2007."
"You may recall that McBride was the brains behind the Linux lawsuits....."
The brains?!?!? Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
"The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
the double tap.
Is killing a zombie legal outside of self-defense?
Won't someone think of the zombies???
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Next time you want first post, just check the "post anonymously" button and say "frosty piss", or cut and paste a GNAA troll, or say something about CmdrTaco's gay sex orgies (with goatse link!) or something of that nature...you'll get less abuse that way.
I'm suddenly feeling like this thread has turned into a Mafia conversation. "Yes. Please don't hire a hit man. Please don't call Freddy at 555-0129. That's Freddy at 555-0129. His services cost $5,000 per hit plus expenses, so he is quite affordable, but again, I repeat, do *not* call Freddy at 555-0129. After all, that would be illegal. That's Freddy at 555-0129. Don't call him today."
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"How do you kill that which has no life...?"
Are you implying that Slashdotters are immortal?
...who is the zombie: SCO, Mc Bride, or both ?!?
... ...
“My friends”, he announced in a voice clear and clean,
“My name is Darl McMonkey McBride.
And I’ve heard of Your troubles. I’ve heard you’re unhappy.
But I can fix that, I’m the Fix-It-Up Chappie.
Zombie Kill of the Week.
at least 11% more.
Gahhh!!! Never forget Rule No. 4: Doubletap!
No, it's illegal no matter what.
Well coming from a state where "He needed killin' yer honor." is an affirmative defense might just color my perception of that a wee, little bit.
Who's with me?
[sound of crickets]
You know, it's morning here as I read this, and nothing makes me giggle more than a post by someone who misread the article, followed by ten or more posts showing the incorrect math used, examples and why the post is mislead.
I haven't worked out whether it's
a) Altruism - No my friend, you got this wrong, here is how you were meant to interpret the article.
b) Pack mentality - No brother, you need to read it correctly, if we all read it correctly, our slashpack will become the most powerful pack on earth and we will enjoy the good life.
(It starts going downhill from here)
c) Nitpicking - You silly slashdotter, you read it wrong, naaarrny naarny nar nar!
d) Douchebaggery - Check it out, I am so much smarter than you, I am like a million times smarter than you, I read it correctly! Here is how it's meant to be read. Now bask in my glory!
But whatever the case, it's amusing, and I don't think there are many other sites that give me both nerd news and giggles.
*sips coffee*
Moved to http://soylentnews.org/. You are invited to join us too!
[sigh]
Should have known better.
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Hey, now he'll go and drink eleven coffees at once instead of just one! You bloody murderer!
Ezekiel 23:20
..when there are further developments. I'll be at the Winchester.
You killed Zombie McBride!
He was a Zombie?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
What do they always tell you?! Hmm?!
You have to shoot these motherfuckers in the HEAD or they always come back.
Now we have to go with the nukes from orbit plan.