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Sumo Wrestler Steals Cash Machine From Moscow Shop

Posted by kdawson on from the you-want-fries-with-that? dept.

timothy writes "Anyone skeevy and devious enough can buy online an ATM skimmer from some underhanded maker of same, but why not cut out the middleman, and just take the cash directly? (Also, if you're going to attempt to stop him, can I have your watch when you are dead?)"

3 of 43 comments (clear)

  1. I have a Sumo Wrestler by Symnron · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a sumo wrestler, it's loaded, and I'm not afraid to use it!

  2. Re:This isn't Fark, Kdawson by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It may be entertaining but it's not remotely slashdot material.

    Hey, it's only 6 in the morning,

    Haven't you ever heard the expression "slow news day"?

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  3. El Guapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice three amigos reference