Sumo Wrestler Steals Cash Machine From Moscow Shop
timothy writes "Anyone skeevy and devious enough can buy online an ATM skimmer from some underhanded maker of same, but why not cut out the middleman, and just take the cash directly? (Also, if you're going to attempt to stop him, can I have your watch when you are dead?)"
I thought this was in idle and was wondering why it was in my RSS feed and then saw it's in YRO. Come on slashdot...