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Sumo Wrestler Steals Cash Machine From Moscow Shop

Posted by kdawson on from the you-want-fries-with-that? dept.

timothy writes "Anyone skeevy and devious enough can buy online an ATM skimmer from some underhanded maker of same, but why not cut out the middleman, and just take the cash directly? (Also, if you're going to attempt to stop him, can I have your watch when you are dead?)"

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  1. meh by Fusen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought this was in idle and was wondering why it was in my RSS feed and then saw it's in YRO. Come on slashdot...

    1. Re:meh by Kagura · · Score: 2
      Best. Summary. Ever. No information was left out. It is the perfect example to which all other summaries pale in comparison. It set the bar so high. Here was my pitiful attempt:

      A man believed to be a sumo wrestler ripped out a cash machine weighing 90kg (200lb) and made off with it on his shoulders, police in Moscow report.

      The machine containing 25,320 roubles ($850) was found in his car.

    2. Re:meh by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Well, it could have been snapped right out of a Stephenson book, but yeah, it would have been his front page, not Slashdot's.

      My search skills are sub-par, where is that story in /. about 'Sci-Fi short stories in seven words or less' when you need it? Any link/help would be greatly appreciated...

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    3. Re:meh by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Best. Summary. Ever.

      Well, now. Here's a story that nobody's going to claim is a dupe of one from 2008.

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    4. Re:meh by Brianwa · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it does represent a security flaw that is present in most modern operating systems.

    5. Re:meh by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      No most modern operating systems can operate automated guns just fine. I prefer a Linux based one but I'm blasphemous denier of The One True Operating System.

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  2. This isn't Fark, Kdawson by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This story has nothing to do with "Your Rights Online", it isn't news for nerds, and it doesn't matter.

    It may be entertaining but it's not remotely slashdot material.

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    1. Re:This isn't Fark, Kdawson by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      It may be entertaining but it's not remotely slashdot material.

      Hey, it's only 6 in the morning,

      Haven't you ever heard the expression "slow news day"?

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    2. Re:This isn't Fark, Kdawson by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but it's not remotely slashdot material.

      To be fair: So is kdawson. ;)

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    3. Re:This isn't Fark, Kdawson by lucian1900 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can we please mod article authors?

    4. Re:This isn't Fark, Kdawson by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Careful what you wish for. They could get pissed and stop writing, and then you're facing the threat that my articles get accepted.

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    5. Re:This isn't Fark, Kdawson by tepples · · Score: 1

      Can we please mod article authors?

      No, but you can set authors on ignore, under "Customize Stories on the Homepage".

  3. I have a Sumo Wrestler by Symnron · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a sumo wrestler, it's loaded, and I'm not afraid to use it!

  4. I read this yesterday. Interesting, but not YRO. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    This very interesting story has jack-all to do with YRO.

    But anyhow, there were two perpetrators, who tried to flee with a car with darkened windows. A black BMW, IIRC. When the police caught them, the small(er) guy was trying to protect his sumo-wwrestling friend, saying that he didn't know this was a crime, that he has been conned by the little guy into thinking this was just an attempt at getting the little guy's money back - but the police didn't buy it and arrested both of them.

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  5. a Russian saying applies best here by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    "If you have strength, you don't need brains" (or you don't need intelligence).

    Ripping out a 90Kg ATM and carrying it away on his shoulders? Well, this guy sure has the strength.

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    1. Re:a Russian saying applies best here by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Yes, and he committed an easily traceable crime in broad daylight, and was caught soon after in possession of fairly solid evidence (the stolen machine itself). All this was done for the potential profit of, at most, the few thousand that you might find in a cash machine - in this case it was only about $800. I'm going to guess that perhaps a little more intelligence would have done him good after all.

    2. Re:a Russian saying applies best here by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, that saying is a sarcastic remark, it is not intended to be followed, it is intended to ridicule such actions of brute force without attempting to use some intelligence first.

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  6. Driving without number-plates? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

    This guy clearly has no moral compass.

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  7. Imagine the point in the police investigation... by hey! · · Score: 1

    where they ask the witness to pick the culprit out in a lineup.

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  8. The punchline by outsider007 · · Score: 1

    Pardon me, officer, I was just trying to check my rolling balance.

    Or something about the rising costs of all-you-can-eat sushi buffets

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  9. Moral compasses by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

    Do moral compasses work that far north?

    Perhaps it's time to invest in moral GPS.

  10. It's not THAT hard... by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

    Also, if you're going to attempt to stop him, can I have your watch when you are dead?

    Stopping him by confronting him head-on would be a risky maneuver at best, but there are other ways of stopping his behavior and/or not letting him get away with it. Taking cell phone footage of the guy hauling the ATM and plastering it on Youtube, for example. I'm told this same technique brought a lot of unwanted notoriety to the BART police when one of their officers shot a restrained guy dead.

    This sort of thing, sumo wrestler or not (and since that's the suspect's claim, I doubt he is one unless Roho or some of the other Russian wrestlers went nuts), is best left to the authorities anyway. But take the pictures discreetly, just in case it's a mayor's son or something.

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    1. Re:It's not THAT hard... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, considering what I know of Moscow, it's not a bad advise to take pictures of a suspect discreetly when you watch him drive off in a BMW with tinted glasses... Whether it's wise to hand the pics to the police personally instead of sending them in an envelope without your address or fingerprints on is another thing to consider...

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  11. Brute Force Attack ! by OricAtmos48K · · Score: 1

    Literally, this is the first real life example of what I read in the books.

  12. El Guapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice three amigos reference

  13. BBC? Seriously? by djdevon3 · · Score: 1

    You posted a non-technological story to Slashdot and the source was BBC. Double Fail.

  14. Re:Imagine the point in the police investigation.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Could still be touch in some areas of the US and Europe. Maybe they're not as strong but finding enough people "beefy" enough to make the lineup "acceptable" should be trivial.

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  15. Tags by fulldecent · · Score: 1

    photosoritdidnthappen

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