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Unboxing the Fake Intel Core i7-920

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the recognize-boo-yaka-shah dept.

SkinnyGuy writes "The only thing more remarkable than NewEgg shipping fake Core i7 CPUs to customers is getting your hands on one and checking it out. Apparently there are only a couple hundred of these things in existence and Gearlog somehow managed to get and unbox one. The images are fascinating."

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  1. Wow, newegg must be getting huge... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    to have added a third g to their name.

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  2. The irony here is... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That the fakes could become more valuable eventually than the real item, simply by dint of their fame and rarity.

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    1. Re:The irony here is... by pesho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't count on this. I am sure somebody in China keeps on cranking thousands of those as we speak. They already have gone through the trouble of making molds for the fake fan and CPU. Why stop now when with all this publicity there will be a market for the fakes as collectibles?

    2. Re:The irony here is... by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

      the fakes could become more valuable eventually than the real item

      At least until somebody starts faking the fakes.

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    3. Re:The irony here is... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least the lead used to make these things won't end up in childrens' toys or in baby food.

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  3. Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are saying the processor is actually made of lead, so the overclocking potential is dismal.

    That combined with the underpowered foam cooler relegates this processor to HTPC uses only.

    1. Re:Warning! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the processor is made of lead, the cooler had better be cast from Melamine... I demand the authentic fake experience.

    2. Re:Warning! by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, the cooler can't be made of melamine.

      They used all that up in the baby food.

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  4. Alphine Stereo for sale by e2d2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My friend once bought an Alpine stereo from someone. When we looked closer at the box it was actually "Alphine" with an h. Okay so typical story. The funny part was the box. It had a picture of a Lamborghini on it. But the one they took a picture of was actually a toy. You could see this when you looked close. They didn't even bother to use a real Lamborghini picture! Even that was a fake! We couldn't stop laughing for at least an hour. The lengths some people will go to dupe people, if they spent that energy on creating something with actual worth..

    1. Re:Alphine Stereo for sale by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

      >They didn't even bother to use a real Lamborghini picture! Even that was a fake!

      Its like a movie where the killer is always giving the police hints on his next crime. The fraudster gave your friend at least two hints, but he still bought it. Even fraudsters have the occasional attack of conscience.

  5. Re:No way was this an accident by rock217 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The cpu "cooler." The misspellings on the box. This was fraud.

    Are you sure?

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  6. Re:No way was this an accident by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, you think? That's some fine detective work. Tell me, was it the lead "processor" or the solid plastic "fan" that gave it away?

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  7. hey by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are they saying a picture of a fan does not provide the same level of cooling as a real fan?

    1. Re:hey by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

      That depends on if you're using an Intel Magritte or not.

      Ceci n'est pas une heat-pipe

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  8. No need to defend NewEgg by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This story is not "OMG! NewEgg is so bad!! They shipped fake CPUs!" okay? No one is bashing NewEgg, you can relax, your job there is probably safe.

    The story is "Wow! Look at these hunks of lead and plastic blocks with stickers that look like fans on them!" I mean, someone went to a lot of trouble to make these things. It's an interesting story.

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    1. Re:No need to defend NewEgg by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I feel bad for the distributer. NewEgg is probably a huge customer of theirs and I doubt they did this. If these had been mislabeled or relabeled chips I could say some company trying to pull it off. But this is a sure fail so no company would do this knowingly.
      Odds are somebody in some warehouse got a pallet of expensive CPUs for a good price when they "fell off the back of a truck".
      I am more interested in where in the supply chain this happened.
      Does the distributer buy straight from Intel? If so maybe the shipping company they used? or the Shipping company that was used between the distributer and NewEgg?
      Just wonder where the switch happened.

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    2. Re:No need to defend NewEgg by dsoltesz · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's an ancient rumour. According to NewEgg, the supplier was IPEX.

  9. How long before the first fake fake? by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, I bought a fake i7 on eBay, but it turned out to be real! What a ripoff!

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  10. Re:No way was this an accident by Knara · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's some darn good police work there, Lou.

  11. Re:No way was this an accident by rednip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Someone who wanted to pull a couple of hundred processors out of the supply chain. By making fake boxes and shipping them they might be able to hide at what point they were stolen.

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  12. CSI Sillicon Valley by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hmm. Mis-spellings on the box. A sticker of a fan. A solid block of metal for the CPU.

    I'd say the buyers were

    <removes sunglasses>

    mis-lead."

    YEEAAAAAAAAH!

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