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Hollow Spy Coins

Bruce Schneier's blog links to a few sources for hollow spy coins, one being BoingBoing's Bazaar — where a nickel that can hold a microSD card costs $27. Another is Slashdot's sister company ThinkGeek, where you can get hollow quarters and half-dollars in the low 20s. As if corporate and government security geeks didn't have enough to worry about.

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  1. Great.... by Ironhandx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I have to start running everyone who enters and leaves through a giant EM field?

    Sigh... the shareholders aren't going to like the cost of those generators and the shielding...

    More than that, how do I sufficiently shield the porn they bring in with them? If that gets damaged there'll be hell to pay.

  2. Re:Sounds rather disappointing, really by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I put one in a vending machine maybe I'll finally get to see how they really work. And for only $20! Such a deal!!

  3. Victim of the Economy... by Jazz-Masta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just another way for the mint to save money!

  4. Re:Sounds rather disappointing, really by Lord+Lode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, and that makes my phone a spy-phone too! Cool!

  5. inevitable jokes by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    penny for your thoughts?

    your turn, post your own bad puns

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  6. Spyfolder by DeanLearner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give me 20 quid and I will install a SPY FOLDER on your computer, whether it's Windows, Mac or Linux.

    You too can store things INSIDE your very own SPY FOLDER. Features include

    Store things inside.
    Keep things separate from other things that are not inside your SPY FOLDER.
    All this and more!

    Again, all yours for just 20 quid. Call 555-HAPPYDUDE now.

  7. That's nothing by AC-x · · Score: 5, Funny

    Micro-SD? I can fit a whole usb flash drive in my spy-rectum!

  8. Re:I just inserted a microSD card into my pee hole by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry but all that makes it small.

  9. Re:Coins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am Mayan, we use rocks, chocolate, and virgins for money

  10. Re:Nothing new by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It must have been really hard grinding those coins out with a hand drill...

    I'm sorry, I'll get off your lawn.

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  11. Re:Coins? by cmiller173 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the exchange rate USD to virgins?

  12. Re:Slashvertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    don't worry, he will refund every penny that you paid to read slashdot articles about spy coins.

  13. Re:Sounds rather disappointing, really by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could put a tiny robot inside that comes out at night, takes pictures and climbs back into the coin before dawn.

    It's contact hides in a gumball machine. Codename Bubbles.

  14. Re:Sounds rather disappointing, really by ZeroPly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Use red paint to mark a clear X on all your spy coins. That's what I do and I haven't accidentally spent one yet.

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  15. Re:Sounds rather disappointing, really by ircmaxell · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isn't that kind of defeating the point? The idea is to have it 100% inconspicuous. Having a big red X on it may raise some red flags for those people who are looking for something... Perhaps get a coin from a difference currency than your own (I am in the US, so I could get a Euro 20c or 50c piece), and keeping it in your wallet. That way there's very little chance of you accidentally spending it, and if someone asks why you're carrying a Euro coin in the US, you can simply answer for sentimental value (and make up a semi-true story about how you found it on the ground in **insert EU country here** when on vacation, and it has brought you luck ever since)...

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  16. Old news by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those of us with the eyes to see have long known that coins are notorious for being psychotronic mind-control amplifiers. That's why I only use my own banknotes, drawn on the First Bank of Rogerborg. Also: Al Gore is completely right about global warming.

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  17. Re:I just inserted a microSD card into my pee hole by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get your genres straight; we're talking about spies, not private dicks.

  18. Re:X-ray impervious? by countertrolling · · Score: 3, Funny

    My girlfriend's a magician. One night I was driving down the highway, she touched my leg, and I turned into a hotel.

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  19. Re:Just wait a while ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait, I'm confused... Where do I hide my microSD card in that case?