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Yale Law Student Wants Government To Have Everybody's DNA

An anonymous reader writes "Michael Seringhaus, a Yale Law School student, writes in the NY Times, 'To Stop Crime, Share Your Genes.' In order to prevent discrimination when it comes to collecting DNA samples from criminals (and even people who are simply arrested), he proposes that the government collect a DNA profile from everybody, perhaps at birth (yes, you heard that right)." Regarding the obvious issue of genetic privacy, Seringhaus makes this argument: "Your sensitive genetic information would be safe. A DNA profile distills a person’s complex genomic information down to a set of 26 numerical values, each characterizing the length of a certain repeated sequence of 'junk' DNA that differs from person to person. Although these genetic differences are biologically meaningless — they don’t correlate with any observable characteristics — tabulating the number of repeats creates a unique identifier, a DNA 'fingerprint.' The genetic privacy risk from such profiling is virtually nil, because these records include none of the health and biological data present in one’s genome as a whole."

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  1. Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by Dan667 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then feel free to post a retraction to your very naive statement.

    1. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or worse, he probably watched it and thought it's a great idea.

      Oh, and where's the gattaca tag?

    2. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or, read the fucking article and realize that no one is storing your DNA, simply a fingerprint of the data. But nice

    3. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, and where's the gattaca tag?

      Um, its different for each person?

    4. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The government would never lie to us. It never has lied to us, has it?

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    5. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by Manip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realise the keep the original samples right?
      So they take a sample of DNA, store X points of data into a database, and then take the sample and store it in a massive warehouse. Why? According to them it is so they can re-sample it at higher detail later.

    6. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by LifesABeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Your sensitive genetic information would be safe." Is there a Sith Lord running Yale?

    7. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No

      -the government

    8. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by AstroMatt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yea, I dated a forensic scientist for a while, and she thought it was a great movie and a great idea.

    9. Re:Dear Seringhaus, see the movie Gattaca by narcberry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Crystal ball says:

      2012 US Ratifies bill giving the FBI the authority to collect a DNA fingerprint from all citizens.
      2012 Citizens sue for rights to DNA fingerprint Joe vs. USA. Judge rules fingerprint is generated from, but is not inherent to, someone's DNA; no rights exist to own your DNA fingerprint.
      2013 First suspect indicted on DNA only evidence, no previous criminal record. New FBI program hailed a major success.
      2016 Judge grants warrant to FBI agents to fully sequence the DNA from a federal repository of two suspects with identical DNA fingerprints.
      2017 Citizens sue to deny FBI from keeping a repository of DNA Jane vs. USA. Judge rules repository is necessary to the success of the fingerprinting program, and is therefore implied in the language of the bill.
      2017 DNA fingerprinting program in full force, cataloging the fingerprint of every new child.
      2022 First kindergarten class taught DOE lesson 14, "How your DNA fingerprint keeps you safe."
      2025 Executive order 75920; DOHHS given access to DNA repository to quantify risk of current populace to goat flu, later designated H1M1.
      2026 DOHHS isn't able to identify goat flu risks, but does find an alarmingly high number of Alzheimer prone individuals.
      2026 Government healthcare adjusts rates to compensate for high-risk individuals
      2027 Outraged citizens sue government for rights to DNA sequences John vs. USA. Judge rules the state cannot be placed in double jeopardy citing Joe vs. USA.
      2029 Legislation introduced requiring high-risk individuals pay a reproductive tax for having offspring. Legislation fails to pass.
      2031 Recession strikes. Drastic new legislation is introduced giving the DOHHS the authority to mandate medical decisions for high-risk couples. This will save or create millions of new jobs. Buried in the bill is a requirement for high-risk individuals to register with their local communities as such.
      2032 1419 high school sophomores are mandated an abortion for being a pregnant, high-risk individual.
      2033 Investigative journalist, Todd Todsen, uncovers federal tampering of "high-risk" thresholds. Newly appointed Whitehouse Chief of Staff, Todd Todsen, journals the successes of the DNA program over the past decades.
      2034 Generation DNA graduates from highschool. 64% of them are required to register with their local municipalities as gene-offenders.

      And the genetic aristocracy is born.

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  2. Dammit... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my fingers don't even have to be cold and dead to pry my DNA out of them.

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    1. Re:Dammit... by Danse · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...my fingers don't even have to be cold and dead to pry my DNA out of them.

      They would if you had a gun too! :)

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    2. Re:Dammit... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's got to be a masturbation joke somewhere in there.

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  3. Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a practical matter, universal DNA collection is fairly easy: it could be done alongside blood tests on newborns, or through painless cheek swabs as a prerequisite to obtaining a driver's license or Social Security card. Once a biological sample was obtained, its use must be limited to generating a DNA profile only, and afterward the sample would be destroyed. Access to the DNA database would remain limited to law enforcement officers investigating serious crimes.

    Since every American would have a stake in keeping the data private and ensuring that only the limited content vital to law enforcement was recorded, there would be far less likelihood of government misuse than in the case of a more selective database.

    Yeah, I remember being 5 or 6 years old and wondering why the whole world wasn't just nice to each other and all our problems would be solved.

    Unfortunately, I grew up to have to understand the real world.

    This guy reminds me of a cute little 5 year old. His heart is in the right place and he just wants everything fair and nice. However, those are some BIG ASSUMPTIONS he is making:

    1) A sample will be destroyed after it is used to create a DNA profile.
    2) Only law enforcement will have access
    3) Since more Americans are in the database there is a less likelihood of government misuse.

    Actually, I am not sure we can call those assumptions. More like hypothetical requirements for an argument, like, the Sun will be Purple tomorrow.

    All 3 of those assumptions have been proven to be false, time and time and time and time again. Wasn't it just recently that we found out Texas A&M was participating in collecting blood and tissue samples from newborns without the parents knowledge and consent? Were they not also used for purposes the parents were unaware of and could object to?

    Are we really to believe that only law enforcement would have access when any PI with a few bucks can currently gain access to supposedly proteced information that only law enforcement officials should be accessing?

    Has not the goverment been caught time and time and time again abusing databases by using them for purposes well outside of the justifications and reasons for their initial creation? Doesn't the goverment quite frequently change their minds about what they will do with resources after the fact?

    Sure, if all of those assumptions are held to be true, I would agree with him about making a DNA database. However, it is not my cynicism and disillusionment in goverment that causes me to be skeptical of those assumptions. It's COLD HARD REALITY, FACTS, AND PRECENDENCE. If you want to ignore that, and let them move on with a clean slate, that's your choice. I choose to remember how often the government lies to me and abuses me.

    1. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This guy reminds me of a cute little 5 year old. His heart is in the right place and he just wants everything fair and nice. However, those are some BIG ASSUMPTIONS he is making

      You could say the same thing about the American electorate. As obviously flawed as these arguments are, they are convincing to a large proportion of the population.

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    2. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by Swanktastic · · Score: 2, Informative

      We shouldn't automatically reject any proposal simply because abuse and mistakes are possible.

      If I used your exact same methodology/argument to evaluate the criminal justice system, I would have to decide that it doesn't make sense to prosecute criminals because we could make a mistake and send a guilty person to jail. Society has decided that it is OK to prosecute criminals as long as the rate of false convictions is low because the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.

      IF it is indeed technically possible that one can "hash" DNA into a one-way encoding, then the concerns for abuse drop dramatically while the benefits (identification) still stay roughly the same.

      The more rational argument is to compare this proposal to our existing system of criminal investigation, flaws and all, where cops intimidate/interrogate everyone they suspect they get their man/woman.

    3. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by moteyalpha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree completely with what you say, and beyond that it is worse and wasteful. I recently completed courses in genetic analysis and RFLP along with cloning. There are some very serious logical flaws in the assumptions. I think you are giving too much credit to say 5 year old and it looks more on the order of the terrible twos. Or maybe terrible binaries of good and evil.
      The person is acting from a legal perspective and does not understand the technology. I can see many different places where the technology will change and much like the internet, people will be surprised when the first SQL injection happens or the first BOT. It is a complex technology and it is the same fricking problem that happens with everything. A linear system cannot control and manage a system which is NP hard.
      I am certain from my studies that most people do not even understand what the RFLP measures. They seem to think it measures something which is related to the person, and it really doesn't. That fact really shocked me when I was in the lab.
      I wonder whether the drone that bombs a city has a DNA to tell you who is the culprit? Or does the BOT net give a signature that says it is created by some unique UUID?
      This is an extension of methods which worked in another world before the internet.Fingerprinting, DNA and many other forensics were great when this began, but it is a new world and the threat is not cloaked in DNA or doesn't sneak into your data base in a meat suit.

    4. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We shouldn't automatically reject any proposal simply because abuse and mistakes are possible.

      Oh, but I am not. I am rejecting the proposal because abuse and mistakes are highly highly likely because they have happened repeatedly in the past.

      If I used your exact same methodology/argument to evaluate the criminal justice system, I would have to decide that it doesn't make sense to prosecute criminals because we could make a mistake and send a guilty person to jail. Society has decided that it is OK to prosecute criminals as long as the rate of false convictions is low because the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.

      That's a Strawmen argument and you are not using my methodology in the first place.

      IF it is indeed technically possible that one can "hash" DNA into a one-way encoding, then the concerns for abuse drop dramatically while the benefits (identification) still stay roughly the same.

      That's not the issue at all. The concerns for abuse do not drop in any measurable way whatsoever. One of the issues is whether or not the government can be trusted to destroy the sample, containing the information that is supposed to be 'hashed'. I don't trust them to do so and the facts support my position of not trusting them as being reasonable and rational.

      Just because the information is hashed, does not mean it cannot be abused either. Maybe not in the ways popularized by the movie Gattaca, but there are still plenty of other ways this could be abused by government, and indeed, even other entities that gain illicit access to the databases.

      The more rational argument is to compare this proposal to our existing system of criminal investigation, flaws and all, where cops intimidate/interrogate everyone they suspect they get their man/woman.

      No it is not. There is no comparison here at all. This database would only be a small tool used in criminal investigation and does not present an alternative to intimidation, or improper interrogation, at all. That will still happen. The only difference is that the DNA database will be used as a justification to bring in a person for questioning. I don't even believe that it would be used to convict a person either. A full DNA test would be run to provide that kind of evidence.

      It is perfectly reasonable to take into account government's behavior with systems such as these, and their methods of collection, when determining whether or not it would be a good idea.

    5. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Naive indeed. You know they won't really destroy those samples (either through design, delay, or incompetence). And the thought of insurance companies one day getting hold of such a databank scares the hell out of me. And, considering that the insurance industry owns the U.S. Congress, it would be all too easy for them to quietly slip though a law giving them access.

      "Sorry, Mr. Smith but we can't give you health or life insurance coverage."

      "Why?"

      "I'm sorry sir, but that's proprietary information."

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    6. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, and as we know, we're already keeping biological samples from infants in many states indefinitely.

      And yes, many states that do this claim that there are great restrictions on its use, but as we've recently seen in Texas, this system already has been abused. I simply don't understand why the government wouldn't allow parents to request that such samples be destroyed within a reasonable amount of time, if they so desire -- unless they're up to more nefarious purposes. And don't tell me it's for overall population research only, since samples could be anonymous for that sort of thing, only retaining some basic demographic data. The only reasonable explanation is that someday, someone will want to use these samples to track you down and check up on you specifically -- whether it's for some medical purpose or law enforcement or something else.

      Right now, my state only allows you to opt out if the parents have religious objections. Otherwise, the samples are required by law and will be stored indefinitely. We're already well on our way to this database.

    7. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Informative

      This guy reminds me of a cute little 5 year old. His heart is in the right place and he just wants everything fair and nice.

      Actually, I would be more interested in what he plans to do after graduation and if this kind of database would be useful for him. Remember, he is a law student. Lawyers don't care about the truth. In fact, it is a part of the job description ("zealous advocacy" and all that sort of thing). He probably does not actually believe what he is writing, but if enough *other* people believe his arguments, he gets what he wants.

      Remember politicians, lawyers, journalists, and similar people are not interested in facts or logical arguments. They are interested in "winning" the argument since it gives them the advantage.

      It is a problem that geeks (myself included, I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone) have with the "real world" of politics and law. We are used to dealing with science and engineering principles, which require that we find out what the facts are, and to how many decimal places. We use logic as a means to design things properly or determine new principles.

      In the "real world" facts are used selectively and placed in favorable lights. The truth is relevant only insofar as it serves someone's needs.

    8. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Recently and ongoing, there's been work to try to discover some genetic predilection to particular behaviours. Things like a "entrepreneurial gene", a "thief gene", a "rapist gene", and so on. Wouldn't it be awkward if everyone's genetic fingerprint were encoded on the genes which encode for predilection to discover holes in crackpot genetic crime prevention theories?

      At the risk of invoking Godwin, I'm going to point out that a certain party during WWII had determined - via phrenology and other pseudoscientific means - that certain classes of people were fundamentally flawed, and proposed an ultimate solution to their quality of life issues were (a) more room to live (lebensraum) and (b) removal of the people classified as defective from society.

      The first step was to invade a peaceful neighboring country, the second was by systematic removal of people of certain genetic types, "geno-cide". This removal involved transporting people via rail freight cars and interring them in landfill, after removing any valuables (such as gold teeth) first.

      People, classifying people in any way is dangerous. Institutionalising the classification of people is pernicious. And if that pan has a handle, people will carry with it.

      If you put people in boxes, pretty soon you'll see a lot of people in boxes.

      Stop this insanity now.

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  4. Until... by Xamusk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Until someone eventually find a use for that so-called "junk" DNA.

    1. Re:Until... by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Non-protein coding regions would be far far more accurate. Biologists have known this to be the case for quite some time yet the media just won't let the "junk DNA" term die.

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  5. prevent discrimination? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What... What!?! To prevent the system from singling people out for abuse we are going to abuse everybody? Only a lawyer could think this wasn't perverted logic.

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    1. Re:prevent discrimination? by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you assume that collecting DNA from everyone who is arrested is fair, why wouldn't it be fair to collect it from everyone who is born? And conversely if it is not fair to collect it from everyone, why is it fair to collect if from everyone who is arrested?

    2. Re:prevent discrimination? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For the same reasons that it is only fair to put people that have been convicted in prison, but not people who haven't been.

      *Note: I don't think it is fair to do this to anyone, least of all innocent babies. I may be able to become convinced it is ok to do this to people who are convicted felons (that is a pretty unlikely 'may'), but you'll never convince me this is ok to do to people who are merely arrested.

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    3. Re:prevent discrimination? by residieu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who has said that collecting from everyone who is arrested is fair?

    4. Re:prevent discrimination? by GameMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tend to think it's fair to collect it from people who are arrested, but only if it is destroyed automatically if they aren't convicted in a certain amount of time afterword. The problem is that the US government (along with state and local authorities have proven themselves incapable of deleting any data once hey have their hands on it).

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    5. Re:prevent discrimination? by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except, being convicted means that a court of law found you guilty. Being arrested means a cop didn't like you and wanted to arrest you. "Oh, yelling at a polic officer isn't disturbing the peace? Ok, you can go... but we're keeping your DNA and fingerprints on record, so you better watch yourself!"

    6. Re:prevent discrimination? by rmushkatblat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uh, no they don't. CONVICTED people forfeit certain rights. You retain all your rights upon arrest.

    7. Re:prevent discrimination? by pleappleappleap · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good Lord. Please go read the Constitution.

  6. wait a minute... by quantumhuman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not as interested in keeping my genetic medical profile secret as in preventing EXACTLY THIS.

  7. Poisonous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has so many flavors of wrong, so toxic to freedom, and so indicative of the mindset of "If you have nothing to hide..." that there's really only one response I can pull together. It's not eloquent, but it does, I feel, have a certain crude charm.

    "FUCK. YOU."

  8. Fine With Me by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gimme your /etc/shadow too. What's the problem? It's encrypted.

  9. That fucker! by BubbaDave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They'll stop looking for a match after they find one- regardless of the fact there will be hundreds to thousands of potential matches.

    Dave

  10. Paternity by Nit+Picker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone could have a field day with this data looking for discrepancies between claimed and actual paternity. A gold-mine for the tech savvy blackmailer.

    1. Re:Paternity by zero_out · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That was already done, on a smallish scale. I remember reading, a few years ago, about 1 in 10 men in Chicago are raising a child that they believe is theirs, but in fact, is not. This was based on data collected at a hospital. I think it was blood tests? I can't take the time to look up the original study / article at this moment.

  11. Will not work by Ma8thew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stick to law, not biology Mr. Seringhaus (and honestly, I'm not too hot on you entering law). The genetic fingerprint works OK for identifying the guilty person out of several suspects, but it does not work if you have everyone on a database. If the chance of two unrelated people having the same fingerprint is (and I don't know the actual number) one in ten million and if you have every American in a database then given a DNA sample you'll get thirty people, twenty nine of which will be dragged into court through no fault of their own. Put simply, this is a profoundly stupid idea.

    1. Re:Will not work by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

      " the chance of two unrelated people having the same fingerprint is (and I don't know the actual number) one in ten million and if you have every American in a database then given a DNA sample you'll get thirty people, twenty nine of which will be dragged into court through no fault of their own. Put simply, this is a profoundly stupid idea.'

      Wow. So you have no clue about the actual overlap rate, have no clue if the author does, and then conclude his idea is dumb.

      I marvel at the logic of you and the person who modded you up.

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    2. Re:Will not work by Ma8thew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes but just imagine: you could one day have a knock at the door, and the police have a warrant to arrest you and search your house. You have no idea why, but as it turns out your DNA matched that found at the scene of a crime. It could take months or years to clear your name. Imagine further that this is some kind of horrific rape or murder. You could lose your job, be threatened by vigilantes, lose friendships.

    3. Re:Will not work by EdIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, I strayed a bit from the point, but you savvy what I'm sayin?

      I don't have a fucking clue,
      but I am ready for Chapter 2.

    4. Re:Will not work by Ma8thew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it still implicates innocent people with no relation to the crime. Do you think all the police in the country can be trusted not to immediately take out a search and arrest warrant on every match?

    5. Re:Will not work by jhutcheson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Before taking such shots on a person instead of the issue, you should always at least Google...

      Michael Seringhaus [i]s a third-year student at Yale Law School, where he serves as an executive editor of the Yale Journal of Law and Technology (YJoLT) and a co-director of the Green Haven Prison Project, as well as the Trumbull College Graduate Affiliate Coordinator. He completed his PhD and a short post-doc in Mark Gerstein's bioinformatics group in the Department of Molecular Biophysics and Biochemistry at Yale University in 2007. He did his undergraduate work at Trinity College, University of Toronto and thereafter spent a year as lead bioinformatics scientist at Affinium Pharmaceuticals in Toronto.

      Looks like he may have the credentials (one of the top law schools, editor of a law journal on law & tech, and... a PhD in bioinformatics) to at least get past your initial objection.

      As to your other objection, and I'm not saying I agree with his central thesis, there are other factors that would likely eliminate the false positive issue (esp. if it's upwards of 1:1,000,000,000) - physical location (if your passport says you were out of the country when the crime occurred, surveillance tape has you at a retail store across town, etc.), other physical evidence at the crime scene, etc.

      I should probably concede that there's that extremely distant chance that your DNA doppelganger could live in the same neighborhood, frequent the same social circles, and commit a crime in which you have no alibi and there's no other evidence aside from some trace DNA. That would be a real bummer.

    6. Re:Will not work by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the false positive rate is anything greater than zero his point is still valid. Let's say there's 1,000,000 violent crimes committed in the US each year, and the odds of you being flagged falsely are one in a billion, you're betting your freedom on a 1 in 100 chance that your name won't come up in some investigation in any given year. It's the birthday paradox writ large, it doesn't matter if there's a billion DNA fingerprints or 365 days, the odds of a collision across a significant number of samples is much higher than intuition would make it seem.

      Granted, odds are pretty good that the police won't even question you depending on your location, so maybe you'd only be investigated if you were in the same area that the crime took place, so instead of 100 it's 5000. Maybe if being accused of certain crimes wasn't a punishment in and of itself (sexual assault of a child comes to mind) you might convince me that it's worth the risk. But the way the world works, a 1 in 50000 chance of being accused of something like that is quite simply unacceptably high.

    7. Re:Will not work by chrb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a well known point and one which forensic scientists are well aware of. The point is not that DNA is the whole evidence, but forms part of the evidence. Juries are supposed to take other evidence into account too:

      "It seems logical therefore that DNA evidence alone cannot be a proof – some additional information is necessary. However, the amount of additional information that is necessary might be a very small amount. For example, add to the DNA matching evidence (of 7000 to one) the mere knowledge that the suspect was arrested before his DNA type was known, and you have something like a proof." link

      "In the early days of the use of genetic fingerprinting as criminal evidence, juries were often swayed by spurious statistical arguments by defense lawyers along these lines: given a match that had a 1 in 5 million probability of occurring by chance, the lawyer would argue that this meant that in a country of say 60 million people there were 12 people who would also match the profile. This was then translated to a 1 in 12 chance of the suspect being the guilty one. This argument is not sound unless the suspect was drawn at random from the population of the country. In fact, a jury should consider how likely it is that an individual matching the genetic profile would also have been a suspect in the case for other reasons" wiki

    8. Re:Will not work by bitingduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to Brandon Mayfield: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Mayfield

      The spanish police told the US that the prints were no match, and that they had other real suspects with real evidence, but the FBI chose to keep after him anyway.

      In his case they're talking about real fingerprints that have been in use for about 100 years, and they still got it all wrong.

  12. He should never be admitted to the bar. by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This student is the kind of larval shyster whose contempt for the bill of rights should exclude him from ever being allowed to practice law in the United States. Kick him out of law school.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:He should never be admitted to the bar. by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just did a quick mental cross-reference, and I'm pretty sure this kid is destined to be a member of Congress.

      -Peter

  13. Re:Good Idea by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who the frack cares what a college student has to say?

    Like it or not, today's kids are the ones who will be running things tomorrow. Especially the ones coming from Ivy league law schools.

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  14. What about parental rights? Filial rights too? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can a parent provide a DNA sample to some collection agency for money or for few? Can a child sue his/her parents, when he/she turns 18 if his/her parents have compromised his/her privacy?

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  15. Not necessarily junk by Rijnzael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aside from the obvious arguments on the complete invasion of privacy, junk DNA is just DNA that we /think/ does not actually express itself with any observable or measurable trait. However, it's quite possible that how a gene expresses may be discovered at a later date. Imagine it's discovered that certain thinking patterns or genetic disease with high cost of treatment have a correlation to certain sequences of formerly junk DNA. In insurance company or government hands, I don't see how that information would be used in anything but an oppressive manner. And of course, the particular set of digits which result from one's DNA profile is condition of the enzyme used to slice up the DNA sample. With that large of a sample space false positives are all but assured.

  16. "No." by drDugan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Your sensitive genetic information would be safe." It won't be safe for long with databases like these around.

    It's simply naïve to hope that all those in political power will follow a course of action other than acting to get more power and more control. Most people will follow the rules and take sincere interest in their fellow man, but the few who don't are those you have ward against.

    Imagine the next argument about how much better the government could make life for people if "Your sensitive genetic information" were also collected. This data would help medicine a lot. As we move toward more genetic basis for defining diseases, and defining the interaction of drugs within different people based on their genetics, there is a very strong argument that scientists could make health care better with broad access to the exact genetic information of all patients. Genetics coupled with disease phenotypes, frequencies, and drug interactions with quantitative metrics of effectiveness leads to revolutionary breakthroughs in drug development.

    But to get this data would eliminate all aspects of personal privacy regarding your health.

    If you believe in property at any level, your own body is unequivocally the one thing you own without exception. Unless there are overriding and unequivocal public health reasons to give someone else control over your body, the only answer is simply "No."

  17. Wrong Movie Reference by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What you were supposed to say was:

    I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if the Overton Window cried out after being shoved to the right very, very hard.

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    1. Re:Wrong Movie Reference by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>Overton Window

      "Ya wants me to break some more windows and provide Job Stims to the glass makers???" - government thug. Or maybe just junk some perfectly functional cars, which passed emissions inspections flawlessly, but we have to make work for those Government Motors employees.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    2. Re:Wrong Movie Reference by fwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have it wrong. It's not being shoved to the right, it is being shoved more towards total government, rather than anarchy. This type of information can be used for ill by either the left or the right. The radical left may, in fact, want more data than the right. I could see them wanting a full genome in an effort to take care of the people by discovering who has what predisposition to what ailments, and beginning proactive treatment. As far as the right, I see the extremist on that end wanting pretty much was asked for here, a way to positively identify each citizen to be able to link them to crimes and such. Of course they could also use it to frame someone pretty easily (it's easy to get people's DNA, just take one garbage bag and you'd have enough to plant in any crime scene).

      So the window is being shoved, but it's not being shoved left or right, it's being shoved towards a more totalitarian government.

  18. Re:Good for him... by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you a word.

  19. This is why... by vvaduva · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...you shouldn't listen to student lawyers that still can't grow a mustache!

    The Israelis have already shown that DNA can be replicated and an innocent individual could be implicated in a crime without his or her knowledge.

    Only an ignorant fool would advocate what this guy is advocating!

  20. There's something seriously frightening by $beirdo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    about this steady stream of idiots who are willing to mindlessly trust the government. Have the horrible lessons of the twentieth century already been forgotten?

  21. Mission Creep by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Elected Nobility won't keep their promises. "Oh it's only 26 markers... we can't predict your health from that," and then in ten or twenty years they'll want to sequence your entire genome, so they can create a society like GATTACA.

    I've seen this before. The Nobles promised income tax would only affect people over $100,000 not the commoners. They said Medicare would only cost 60 billion, and that it would REDUCE healthcare costs, which of course it did the exact opposite. And they claimed the social security number would Never be used for anything else, but the SS administration.

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.....

    --
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  22. Re:How does he know it's unique? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because we all know how MD5 turned out..

  23. Re:Good for him... by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Funny

    He accidentally, of course.

  24. And how useful would it really be? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The less data you have from the DNA, the more matches you are going to find. The reason things like DNA and fingerprints work is you have a smallish possibility set. You have 10 suspects, you compare the fingerprints, one matches, nine don't well there you go. In all cases with fingerprints and DNA you are saying "This item matches 1 in X people in the population." Now that's usually pretty good, like 1 in a million or something. However not so useful if your sample size is 300,000,000 and growing.

    Also there's the fact that DNA tests aren't cheap, or particularly quick. They aren't the kind of thing you can use for every criminal case, it'd be way too expensive, not to mention unnecessary. I can't see that this would get used all the time. Fingerprints are done often because they are pretty cheap to test, but DNA? Not so much at this point.

    So I can't really see this of being a whole lot of use to law enforcement either.

    1. Re:And how useful would it really be? by Americano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with your conclusion, but your arguments are fairly weak.

      Now that's usually pretty good, like 1 in a million or something. However not so useful if your sample size is 300,000,000 and growing.

      If the match was a probability of 1 in 1 million, and you have 300 million samples, then you would expect three hundred (300) matches. For the purpose of finding a criminal, narrowing down your list of suspects to 300 "likely" candidates based on a DNA or fingerprint match, you can very quickly narrow down your search to people who: a) could have been present at the scene of the crime during its commission; and b) have a possible motive to commit the crime in question.

      "We know that 1 of these 300 people probably committed this crime. Now the police simply have to investigate to figure out which of them are likely to be tied to this crime either by proximity or possible motive." How is that not useful, from a law enforcement standpoint? You just narrowed your list of potential suspects from 300 million to 300, a large number of whom could probably be eliminated simply because they are not remotely related to the victim in any way, spatially or socially.

      Now, that said, I agree that there is huge potential for a tool like this to be misused and abused, and I don't like the idea of "the government" tracking people in this manner. But to claim that a 1 in a million sensitivity makes the tool entirely useless to law enforcement isn't much of a compelling argument against it.

      Also there's the fact that DNA tests aren't cheap, or particularly quick.

      Technology marches on, and the cost and time required get smaller and smaller all the time. And imagine how much the price would fall when you create - by law - a market of 300 million customers.

      They aren't the kind of thing you can use for every criminal case

      But it'd make finding high-profile criminals who leave DNA samples behind a lot faster, wouldn't it?

      it'd be way too expensive, not to mention unnecessary.

      What's "way too expensive"? People react pretty strongly to stories of serial murder, rape, and the like. Often times there is DNA evidence that can be collected, but law enforcement doesn't have a match for the DNA, so they don't have a lead as to who might have committed the crime - they're just waiting to find a suspect who they can test the DNA evidence against. With this, they could collect DNA evidence, run it against a database, and instantly have a fairly small set of leads for people who are very likely candidates.

      Hypothetical: Serial rapist is terrorizing New York City. Police have a DNA sample. With a database like this, they could pull a list of 300 people "who might be the serial rapist." They can rapidly go through that list and say "okay, in that 300 people, 50 of them live within 300 miles of New York City. Let's start interviewing those people, and see what turns up." If the matches are *accurate* (and this is the point you must really attack if you want to argue against this sort of a database), then it's overwhelmingly likely that one of those 50 people would turn out to be your criminal.

      Now, if you can demonstrate that the DNA matching is inaccurate, leads to false positives, or sends law enforcement down blind alleys with false leads, then this database is a "bad idea." If you can't demonstrate that, then I'm sorry to say, but most of the public is going to say "This is a great thing, because it will allow us to catch rapists and murderers faster." And I'd be inclined to agree - if it could be guaranteed that this type of law enforcement is the only thing the database were used for, and that the DNA fingerprinting technique is accurate. Do you want to be the person who stands up and says, "Sorry, I don't want to spend $100 on a DNA test to prevent a half a dozen more murders?"

      Fingerprints are

    2. Re:And how useful would it really be? by oji-sama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "We know that 1 of these 300 people probably committed this crime. Now the police simply have to investigate to figure out which of them are likely to be tied to this crime either by proximity or possible motive." How is that not useful, from a law enforcement standpoint? You just narrowed your list of potential suspects from 300 million to 300, a large number of whom could probably be eliminated simply because they are not remotely related to the victim in any way, spatially or socially.

      This here is the scary part. If I could believe that one person out of those 300 was always the criminal, this would be great. However, I fear it is very much likely that there would be cases where the police would go after 'the wrong DNA' and find a person that is tied to the crime either by proximity or motive...

      The second non-optimal possibility would be sweeping the crime scene and harassing the persons that have visited it, because one of them 'must have done the deed'...

      --
      It is what it is.
  25. Here's an idea by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why don't we try this only with Yale law students?

    --
    "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
  26. Re:How does he know it's unique? by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Informative

    These 26 markers are basically snippets of DNA that are cut out of a DNA sample using endonucleases. these enzymes only cut at specific sites like GATTACA but not AATTACA etc. These cuts depend on the sequence of the snippet in question. The cuts are different lengths depending on where that GATTACA site is. A mutation at the G in the example causes the enzyme not to cut where it normally does. The probability of two separate individuals sharing the same genetic fingerprint would be at the least incredibly rare outside of identical twins.
    So much in fact that human error with the test its self would be far more likely to blame for a match on more than one individual than more than one individual sharing the same genetic fingerprint outside of identical twins.

    --
    Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
  27. This is already being done! by another_other · · Score: 2, Informative

    Newborn babies in the United States are routinely screened for a panel of genetic diseases. Since the testing is mandated by the government, it's often done without the parents' consent, according to the National Newborn Screening & Genetics Resource Center. In many states, newborn, babies' DNA is stored indefinitely, according to the resource center. In New Jersey, newborn babies' DNA is stored for 23 years. In 2008 alone over 125,000 samples of newborn's DNA was collected and stored in a government or state run lab in New Jersey. While I do not think that parents should forego such genetic screening, I think they should have the right to have the screening done privately and with their complete consent. While we know the law (GINA) signed by then President George W. Bush is supposed to protect future generations from discrimination based on their genetic profiles, even the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children suggests that only parents or legal guardians should have access to a child's genetic profile. Many parents don't realize their baby's DNA is being stored in a government lab, but when they find out, as this couple did, they take action. Parents in Texas, and Minnesota have filed lawsuits, and these parents' concerns are sparking a new debate about whether it's appropriate for a baby's genetic blueprint to be in the government's possession.

    Reference: http://www.amaware.net/blog/dnalady/2010/02/federal-dna-collections-at-bir.html

  28. There is a law against that... by dissy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow.

    Considering with the current DNA sampling methods, my DNA will match one or two million other people on the planet, a good few thousand of them being in my own country...

    No thanks, I have no desire to admit and take the blame for the crimes those other people did and were caught at.

    Someone should direct this so called law student to our constitutional amendments. He only has to get through the first 5 or so :P

  29. Of course only the summary info will be collected, by xanthos · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is until the pharm and insurance companies decide it would be beneficial for their businesses if the government collected this information, processed the full sequence and then shared it with them for free.

    A few well placed political donations (thanks supreme court for dropping the caps!) and it is a done deal.

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    Average Intelligence is a Scary Thing
  30. Re:How does he know it's unique? by MrTripps · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a legitimate danger. You never know when your evil twin will steal a Law Giver, frame you for murder, and get you cast out in the Cursed Earth to be eaten by fundamentalist cannibalistic cybernetic hillbillies. Happens all the time.

    --
    "I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference." - Dr. Cockroach
  31. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  32. Political Correctness Taken Too Far by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    His main argument against storing DNA of only convicted criminals is that there aren't enough white criminals, so the idea is racist. This entire premise makes me want to puke.

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  33. Re:ITG wants Yale Law student to go to hell by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only we could figure out what random sequence of genes accounted for this kind of behavior, and we had a database to compare his DNA to, we could weed these kinds of people out before they are even born.

  34. Re:How does he know it's unique? by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Which would be great if such fingerprints didn't run into the birthday paradox.

    The chances of any 2 random individuals sharing the same profile is tiny.
    The chances of getting a lot of matches in a large population are extremely high.

    Also those odds are not entirely independent, second cousin has a higher chance of matching with me than a random stranger so crank up the odds a little more.

    And thanks to all the CSI crap DNA evidence is like magical-never-wrong fairy dust.
    -They find DNA at the scene.
    -Birthday paradox comes into play
    -I happen to be in the same city at about the right time.
    -lazy prosecutor
    -I'm fucked.

    I have nothing to gain from adding my DNA to such a database and plenty to lose.

  35. Re:How does he know it's unique? by aurispector · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yup. This guy is an idiot. How does he know government can always be trusted with the information, among other things.

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    I have mod points. The reign of terror begins now.
  36. "incredibly rare" is not good enough. by khasim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For this purpose, it has to be unique.
    26 sequences ... of what length each (range)?

    Even 1 in a billion means there are 6 other people out there.

  37. Re:How does he know it's unique? by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The odds of two non-identical twin individuals sharing the same 26 marker genetic fingerprint are several billion to one. THe reason it is a bad idea is that it's unconstitutional, a severe violation of privacy and certain for abuse.

    --
    Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
  38. You got it. by khasim · · Score: 5, Informative

    The birthday collision illustrated:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

    Even with 365 days a year, there is 50% probability that two people will have the same birthday in any random group of 23 people.

    Now take 300 million people right now in the USofA.

    Where is the evidence that these strings of "junk" DNA really are that unique?

  39. Re:How does he know it's unique? by FrankSchwab · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's the CSI belief.

    Now, for reality:
    http://www.denverpost.com/nationworld/ci_10026634

    --
    And the worms ate into his brain.
  40. Or worse. by khasim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once the cops have your DNA (and a dislike for you) what's to stop a bad cop from leaving your DNA at their next "unsolved" crime?

    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/02/15/85118/lacking-suspects-prosecutors-now.htmlFor a truly bizarre twist on this.

  41. Re:How does he know it's unique? by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Informative

    several billion to one?

    If the chances of any 2 individuals matching is 5,000,000,000 to 1
    Then in a population of 214,597 people there's a 99% chance of at least 1 pair matching.

    in a population of 300,000,000 there's going to be a significant number of doubles.

  42. Re:Good for him... by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    America is already one giant prison - you have numbers, don't you?

    Now, the deal is sealed.

    Signed,
    -- Dead Jefferson

    --
    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
  43. Re:How does he know it's unique? by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please explain how a DNA fingerprint (note that this is not a copy of your entire genome kept on file) represents a problem.

  44. Obama likes the idea as well by night_flyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/03/obama-supports-dna-sampling-upon-arrest

    At the moment it is *just* upon arrest... how's that hope and change working out for you?

    --


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    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  45. i don't trust the government with dna information by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    however, the most idiotic crowd i see are actually those with a pathological distrust of government

    in a democracy, the government is yours, it is your representatives. all paranoid schizophrenic fantasy life and hypernegative ignorant cynicism to the contrary

    as such, you afford it a certain amount of trust. too much, and you're a moron. but also true: too little, and you're also moron, to the same degree

    a society with a rabid unintelligent hostility towards its own democratically elected government is just as stupid, useless, and, most importantly, POOR, as a society of blindly trusting fools

    trust is a funny thing in life: you can trust too much, and you can trust too little. its a highly sensitive balance. to a large degree in life, the amount of trust you ascribe to certain entities: your family, your spouse, your friends, your government, and even yourself, largely determines how successful you will be in life, and i don't mean just financially. the amount of trust you give each of these entities is determined by your character, and the exact amount to give is always changing, depending upon new info

    but in addition to those broadly overarching trust issues, you also see in some people either a constant overabundance of trust, and, also, a constant low ball amount of trust. the people who pathologically distrust have replaced intelligence with a sort of hypernegative ignorant cynicism. and the result is they lead impoverished lives. and i don't necessarily mean financially impoverished, although that also figures, but also impoverished in term of their happiness, and in terms of the richness and strength of their social bonds. such people, when they whine about the evil gubmint, are speaking more of their own failed pathology and bad character, not any intelligence on the matter

    i see no lessons learned from history in their deep distrust, i only see a pathological type of character who works hard to redefine the trust threshold of our government unintelligently downward. if we let such inevitably loudmouth people hold sway, then the entirety of society is impoverished for the sake of their mental errors, not because of any higher grasp on truth

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  46. Re:How does he know it's unique? by poetmatt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you can't expect people from yale to always be smart. The smart ones usually don't seek publicity.

  47. Re:Every baby I know of gets a prick on the heel by zero_out · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A DNA sample is taken of every child born in the US, to test for potential genetic diseases. The original specimen is stored for a period of time, based on state laws. Here are some citations:

    Genetic Screening

    Controversy

    Specimen retention by state

  48. Re:How does he know it's unique? by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The dumb ones become POTUS.

  49. Re:How does he know it's unique? by perlchild · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having it be a DNA instead of a regular fingerprint isn't the problem.

    Having digtalised fingerprints(actual strings of bytes) stored about me that can be legally claimed to be me, regardless of how they are gathered, transmitted, handled is.

    He's looking for a technical solution to the problem that the government can't be trusted with identifying information about anyone. Bad enough when it's convicted criminals(you can say they earned some of it). But ip theft occurs, with just what amounts to near-public information. Just how bad will it get when people can just copy a string of bytes and say it's you?

    He's trying to solve the wrong problem, because the right problem is NP-Hard, if not unsolvable.

    How can all those clerks, police officers, etc.. have access to what amounts to identifying information, and how can we secure it, how can we make sure it's not used for police officers "fishing" for someone to convict?

    Those are very hard questions, the answers haven't seen much public debate, and his solution addresses none of them, only the "if your identity leaks, you've also lost the privacy lock on your medical file".

  50. Re:How does he know it's unique? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please explain how a DNA fingerprint (note that this is not a copy of your entire genome kept on file) represents a problem.

    And we swear, cross our hearts and hope to die, that we won't actually keep a copy of your entire genome on file.

    ----Signed
    --------Your Friendly Federal Agency

    --

    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  51. Re:How does he know it's unique? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are you sure about those odds?

    State crime lab analyst Kathryn Troyer was running tests on Arizona's DNA database when she stumbled across two felons with remarkably similar genetic profiles.
    The men matched at nine of the 13 locations on chromosomes, or loci, commonly used to distinguish people.
    The FBI estimated the odds of unrelated people sharing those genetic markers to be as remote as 1 in 113 billion. But the mug shots of the two felons suggested that they were not related: One was black, the other white.

  52. Re:How does he know it's unique? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dumb ones become POTUS.

    Sorry to be OT, but it reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Who did you vote for president in 2004?
    A: I voted for the rich Yale graduate.

  53. Wikipedia is reporting the FBIs estimated numbers by tlambert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wikipedia is reporting the FBIs estimated numbers

    The actual numbers are much worse.

    http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jul/20/local/me-dna20

    Among about 65,000 felons, there were 122 pairs that matched at nine of 13 loci. Twenty pairs matched at 10 loci. One matched at 11 and one at 12, though both later proved to belong to relatives.

    Or just google: dna "arizona search"

    Also realize that for most crime scene samples, it's generally sufficiently degraded that you are only going to get 9 loci out of it. It doesn't matter if you have 13 loci in your database, if the comparison sample only has 9 that can be amplified out using PCR.

    -- Terry

  54. Re:But every one of them is a HUMAN by Zerth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And add in the lab tech seeing "101000" and "010100" and deciding the test medium just wasn't aligned properly and declaring it a match anyway. Or testing a sample against itself, by accident.

  55. Re:How does he know it's unique? by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'll solve the primary dilemma with a direct quote of the reply I gave somebody else:

    This is assuming, of course, that we'd be allowing a DNA match to serve as the sole means of establishing probable cause for arrest and charging. I'd argue for the ability to keep the fingerprints, but still require as much burden of proof as would have been previously required to obtain the sample independently before using a fingerprint in court.

  56. Re:How does he know it's unique? by Gabrosin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Punishing those that violate the law is only possible if we have a means for determining that they violated the law. Theoretically, a genetic database containing information on all our citizens could be classified as a state secret, and anyone attempting to sue for information about it (in an attempt to determine any such wrongdoing) could be stonewalled under the same state secrets doctrine that both Bush and Obama have been using for years (specifically with regards to surveillance of US citizens).

    I'm generally supportive of the researcher's idea, just as I'm generally supportive of the idea of a national ID card. But there are serious hurdles that have to be addressed before we could put something like this into practice, and saying "we'll just punish those that violate the law", even when the violators would amount to an entire institution of the US Government with no transparency and no oversight, is just naive.

  57. Re:Good for him... by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Free man number NNN-NN-NNNN. (Redacted)

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    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
  58. Re:How does he know it's unique? by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Insightful

        If someone were out to get you, either for reasons that you did something, or you just happened to be there, it would become a reliable way to convict the person of choice.

        "Your honor, we have on record sequence 121221212122...111. for Mr. Smythe, as stored in numerical format for his DNA. At the crime scene we also have the DNA matching 121221212122...111.

        Mr. Smythe was in the country at the time. He also does not have a viable alibi, as he says he was at home, alone, sleeping at 0400 on March 15, 2010.

        We have produced 4 reliable witnesses, all with the local law enforcement community, who will swear under oath that he was observed within 100 meters of the location of the crime.

        And finally we have this piece of mail, with Mr. Smythe's fingerprints on it, which was found in the parking lot outside of the site of the crime."

        The piece of mail? Junk mail I threw in the trash, that they moved to the crime scene.

        The "reliable witnesses"? Those willing to testify to finish off the case.

        And the DNA evidence? The sequence number was pulled from my record, and the "DNA expert" simply testified to the fact that it was mine.

        Depending on where you are, the levels of corruption go deep. Having my DNA on file definitely doesn't make me feel very good about future legal problems that are not of my own doing.

        When the defendant wins on the basis of DNA testing, it's usually that they have an unknown sample, and the defendants DNA is also an unknown sample, and then they don't match. I wouldn't want to make it easier for them, to already know what mine is, and ensure that mine will be what is found. It doesn't actually have to be mine, they just have to testify that it matched. Expert testimony is only as trustworthy as the expert.

    --
    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  59. Re:How does he know it's unique? by binary+paladin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And anyone who thinks you're being paranoid has never been part of a criminal trial.

    I've fought a few simple traffic tickets and watched how everyone from the attorneys to the cops to the judge would just lie and gloss over laws. It's a joke.

    People who are more afraid than the average street criminal than the government are people with a totally broken view of reality. (Especially since fear of the street criminal is a mindset pushed by the government most of the time when they want to get more funding and raise taxes.)

  60. Re:How does he know it's unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And anyone who thinks you're being paranoid has never been part of a criminal trial.

    Or lived in Houston. Or Texas in general.

    Down here, DNA is only good for proving people are guilty. Any evidence that might indicate that the accused is innocent is either destroyed, lied about, or just ignored.

  61. On target!!!! by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spot on, JWSmythe, spot on, citizen!

    Plus, there's that privatization thing. Whenever anything becomes federalized, the next step is corporatized ("privatized"). Not only does this cede extraordinary power to the power elites, they have probable monopoly on genetic engineering knowledge, plus future tissue engineering for organ/limb replacement, etc., etc., ad infinitum. They forever work to keep their monopolies on capital, land and knowledge.

  62. Re:How does he know it's unique? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>I've fought a few simple traffic tickets and watched how everyone from the attorneys to the cops to the judge would just lie and gloss over laws. It's a joke.

    Yep. The CHP officer had sword under oath two different speeds when I protested one ticket. Judge didn't care in the slightest.

  63. Re:How does he know it's unique? by anagama · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yup. This guy is an idiot. How does he know government can always be trusted with the information, among other things.

    He doesn't. He's just angling for some staffer job to get experience before being appointed(*) to legislative, executive, or in his case, judicial, office.

    (*) nobody actually is elected anymore -- candidates' entrance fess are paid by either major party and their associated independent PACs in exchange for showing undying loyalty to the party machine, which is not in any way the same as being loyal to America. All you have to do is rise up high enough in the hierarchy, and a seat will be found for you. Our friend at Yale has a great future as a Democrat or Republican.

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    What changed under Obama? Nothing Good