Attack of the Killer Electrons
Hugh Pickens writes "At the peak of a magnetic storm, the number of highly energetic 'killer electrons' strong enough to damage electronics and human tissue can increase by a factor of more than ten times, posing a danger to spacecraft, satellites, and astronauts. Killer electrons can penetrate satellite shielding, so if electrical discharges take place in vital components, a satellite can be damaged or even rendered inoperable. For many years, the mechanism by which killer electrons are produced has remained poorly understood, in spite of physicists' attempts at solving this puzzle. Now the ESA reports that data shows the increase in the creation of a substantial number of killer electrons is due to a two-step process. First, the initial acceleration is due to the strong shock-related magnetic field compression. Immediately after the impact of the interplanetary shock wave, Earth's magnetic field lines began wobbling at ultra low frequencies. In turn, these ULF waves effectively accelerate the seed electrons (provided by the first step) to become killer electrons. 'These new findings help us to improve the models predicting the radiation environment in which satellites and astronauts operate. With solar activity now ramping up, we expect more of these shocks to impact our magnetosphere over the months and years to come,' says Philippe Escoubet, ESA's Cluster mission manager."
Were you also implying that everything down there is on the subatomic scale?
Killer electrons. Geez, Just because ESA has to write to the level of a broad, uneducated audience, doesn't mean that Slashdot is that audience. Please write to the level of your audience.
How about X-Rays, Roentgen Rays, Ionizing radiation, Accelerated electrons, etc.
Bruce Perens.
Damn. GG to me I guess, lol.
On a completely unrelated note...lol looks like a Tie Interceptor.
Living With a Nerd
...he's simply hit his ground state.
Maybe if they wouldn't be so negative all the time, they wouldn't want to kill anyone.
You are now manually breathing.
They can also turn your skin into rubber, rock, and fire or turn you invisibile. Oh noes.
I kiiid, I kiiiid :)
Tin-foil hats, a bit of duct tape, don't forget to deposit sperm or ova before you go, and think of all the money you'll save by being able to glow in the dark ... even better than a CF bulb.
From TFA: Thanks to this analysis of Cluster data, if the killer electrons happen to be ejected towards Earth, we now know that they can strike the atmosphere within just 15 minutes.
"Take off every Killer Positron, for great justice!"
Set your phasers on "funky"!
Didn't they do a movie about this a few years back? The electrons were all unusually large, and red, though. Seems to me they were almost, I dunno, tomato-shaped.
I'm not Herman Farbage, so I'm not terribly concerned.
"This post contains words, known to the State of California to cause thought. Wash brain thoroughly after reading."
The big question is.... will tinfoil stop them?!?!
I say don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink. Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think.
I'm not worried! The positrons will save us!
Yes, but due to quantum uncertainty he is able to cause his penis to be inside every woman at once.
Someone is now working on a killer electron death ray. That pisses me off because I'm still waiting for hand held blasters. And my Flying Car.
Focus, Dammit!
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
Shouldn't said electron be routed around astronauts if they are in a metallic space station, and what satellites have exposed circuitry? And how can electrons kill without current?
Slashdot's rate-of-post filter: Preventing you from posting too many great ideas at once.
o noes! Beta rays have changed their name to killer electrons. We are doomed.
I got a foil hat so suck muh dick.
For the children.
Tiger syndrome? (ducks)
Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
That's no ordinary electron. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered subatomic particle you ever set eyes on. Look, that electron's got a mean streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
I am having a big problem these days figuring out which article at slashdot does not belong to Idle category.
Yeah I know this is Redundant.
I needed a good place to start burning my karma anyway.
-- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -- Aristotle
In case someone does not get the joke embedded in the title:
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/killtomato-song.wav
Attaaaaaaack of the killer electrons!
Anything that can fry the bejesus off your balls . . . is good for their business.
Law enforcement authorities love'em.
"Oh, please, resist arrest . . . this Taser Killer Electron is all charged up and ready to go . . . now tell me . . . do you feel lucky . . . punk!
Taser Killer Electron . . . when regular, wimpy-ass electrons just can't get the job done!
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
It certainly wasn't "electrons" I saw at first glance. I thought there must have been some cheap dodgy form of Viagra on the market with really bad side effects!
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
For many years, the mechanism by which killer electrons are produced has remained poorly understood
Isn't it obvious? Climate Change of course.
When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
the runaway Toyotas.
Protons (cosmic rays) arrive in random directions from gamma ray bursts billions of light years away in every direction. The energies are usually in the MeV - GeV range, the flux is low, and regular shielding is enough to stop most of them. (Electrons like that arrive too, but they're like the BB pellets of cosmic rays.) Astronauts need to worry a little bit about solar wind and cosmic rays giving them cancer, but they need to worry more about orbiting paint chips traveling at 20000 mph. A paint chip once hit the space shuttle window and blasted a hole a few cm wide.
Occasionally a relativistic proton arrives with a respectable human-scale energy, measurable in Joules. Cancer is the least of your worries. It could blow your head clean off, or blast a circuit board into smithereens. [Hey MythBusters, are you listening?] We still don't really understand what phenomenon generates single particles with such a ridiculously high speed, but we're pretty sure black holes are involved in some way. Unfortunately you don't get much of a show when they strike the upper atmosphere because they glide to a stop as they generate a shitstorm of particle showers. If they actually hit the ground we might assume they were meteorites, or the hand of God... either shooting at people with bad aim, or punching holes in the ground and commanding us to play golf.
increase by a factor of more than ten times
Just like the x times less phrase, the "by a factor of X times" phrase just makes me wish that Slashdot would implement last-chance review before an editor is allowed to post.
For reference, "ten times" is a factor of 1.
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tom cruise - surviving the killer electrons?
Did these electrons ever kill anyone?
I've posted on this before. These electrons are being emitted from a small brown dwarf star interloping through our solar system, it's that simple. Yeah, NASA knows but they won't say. Crow.
can increase by a factor of more than ten times
So let’s say, from
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
to
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
?
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
Yeah!! positrons are our only last hope. http://www.articlesbase.com/health-articles/denta-smile-md-review-how-effective-dentasmile-md-is-1954951.html
They will rightly be called killer electrons when the GPS system goes tango-uniform and I can't fly home and strangle somone!
Dave
We're gonna need a smaller boat...
You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC