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Madoff's Programmers Indicted

jason8 writes with news that two programmers who worked at Bernie Madoff's investment firm have now been indicted on charges of 'conspiracy, falsifying records of a broker-dealer and falsifying records of an investment adviser,' for their role in hiding the firm's activities (PDF) from the SEC and external accountants. Quoting Reuters: "O'Hara and Perez, employed at the firm from 1990 and 1991, respectively, were primarily responsible for developing and maintaining computer programs in the investment advisory unit at the center of the fraud. Many of the programs were run on an IBM server known as 'House 17,' according to court documents. Prosecutors said the men took hush money to help keep the fraud going and designed codes to make up fake trade blotters and phantom records. US prosecutors said the two men worked under the supervision of Madoff and his top aide, Frank DiPascali, to deceive the US Securities and Exchange Commission and a European accounting firm. DiPascali is cooperating with prosecutors, who said his information led to the arrests of the programmers and the now defunct firm's outside accountant."

147 comments

  1. So what? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wake me up when someone at AIG gets indicted.

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    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, it's off to federal "pound me in the ass" prison for those guys...

    2. Re:So what? by jhd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dont forget Goldman, Citi, Fanny, Freddy, BofA, CountryWide, etc....

      They all new what they were doing.

    3. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Madoff's sons?

    4. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While ur at it,

      wake me up when Ben Bernanke gets indicted.

    5. Re:So what? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably. Unless they happen to be rich, which I doubt, after all, tech people are not exactly the best paid in financial businesses...

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    6. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Really? This is nothing but a witch hunt.

      You leave AIG alone. I won't stand anyone smearing them unnecessarily, not when I have half of my money in their stock!

    7. Re:So what? by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      AIG was the conduit by which billions of US taxpayer dollars made their way to foreign companies. They also looked the other way when banks were trading worthless Mortgage-Backed securities - if they were doing their jobs, their risk assessment group would have dropped the banks' policies like a hot potato.

    8. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what you "conservatives" really mean when you bitching about government regulation isnt it?

    9. Re:So what? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are of course correct. Also, Lehman Bros. Especially Lehman Bros. Their failure was the straw that broke the camels back. And yes, they knew what they were doing. They were so clever about what they were doing that they came up with ways to hide liability that no one ever thought of before. String em all up I say.

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    10. Re:So what? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      These guys almost left Madoff's operation, who then paid them a boatload of money to stay.

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    11. Re:So what? by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      He probably made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

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    12. Re:So what? by Gorobei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Programmers often claim to be professional workers rather than technicians. This is pretty much a case study: do you walk because you are being asked to behave unethically, or do you rationalize the problem and accept the $200K/year (or whatever?)

      Last week I was meeting with our business head, and he asked me if and why my team was able to execute a pretty complex plan. I said yes, of course, and the only reason I gave was that everyone on the team was honest: they would each work hard, and would update us rapidly on their real progress and problems. Got it sold in under a minute, no PERT charts needed. Just professionals planning to get a job done - if even one person on the team might behave like the programmers involved in Madoff's operation, I wouldn't have been able to promise anything.

    13. Re:So what? by insufflate10mg · · Score: 1

      COUGH The reason we gave them the money was to save them from collapse and save our economy from the problems that would create. They are paying it back. ENDCOUGH

    14. Re:So what? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Thank the gods, they've finally found the two guys responsible for the global economic meltdown ----

      OR NOT!!! Perhaps it was Bradley Birkenfeld, the UBS banker who attempted to out all those mega-rich American tax cheats to the US Treasury???? (Already in jail -- for 40 months for attempting to be a whistleblower - about the only real crime today in the USA). Say, whatever became of Robert Rubin, Maurice Greenberg, Hank Paulson, Alan Greenspan and the rest of those supercriminals?????

    15. Re:So what? by mdda · · Score: 1

      Actually, from what I dimly recall, they were on ~$100k, and demand a raise to ~$150k when they realized that what they were doing wasn't legit. They should have asked for a lot more (or quit, of course).

    16. Re:So what? by shentino · · Score: 1

      I say that a bank that can hold the economy hostage like that is too big.

      Too big to fail means too big period.

      Either we need a more robust economy that can survive a flopout, or we need tougher regulation on the banks.

  2. I was going to post by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That if they're actually guilty of helping pull this stuff off then fuck them but then I'm reminded if they get convicted that's probably actually going to happen to them.

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    1. Re:I was going to post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are white collar criminals. They go to the country club resort prison.

    2. Re:I was going to post by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Madoff was recently beaten in prison in a "dispute centered on money".

      He also socializes in there with former Colombo crime family boss Carmine Persico.

  3. I guess the moral of the story is to have morals. by Agamous+Child · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your boss asks you to break the law, the argument "I was just following orders!" doesn't hold up according to the authorities, especially when your boss decides to "cooperate with them" and throw you under the bus. Always question the motives and the legality of a system you design, and if your boss asks you to break the law, tell them that you won't do it, and if they persist, explain that you are going to contact authorities immediately.

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  4. Insert "scheme" joke here. Or "chroot jail"... by ewg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Insert "scheme" joke here. Or "chroot jail", "execution protection", "dropping privileges",...

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    1. Re:Insert "scheme" joke here. Or "chroot jail"... by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...or at least a joke about back orifice attacks.

    2. Re:Insert "scheme" joke here. Or "chroot jail"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chown warden youbitches

    3. Re:Insert "scheme" joke here. Or "chroot jail"... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      create schema ponzi;

    4. Re:Insert "scheme" joke here. Or "chroot jail"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let's hope it's only targeted orifice attack, and not a DoS!

  5. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I took the high road. I've been unemployed for three years since. I wish I had just done the fucking job and then my kids would have money in the college fund, my wife and I would have some savings, and I wouldn't stress about paying the mortgage each month. I did contact the authorities, and they couldn't care less about my situation. (found a huge hole where the exec mgmt had been moving money off the books, and either taking kickbacks, or using it to pay for "business expenses" they would rather not have been made public.)

  6. Would be interesting... by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...to know how much "hush money" they actually received? Madoff made billions from this. I'll bet anything these guys were paid less than the average Goldman Sachs annual bonus.

    I hope I would say "no" to something like this. As engineers and software developers, we generally feel obliged to do what we are told.

    1. Re:Would be interesting... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...to know how much "hush money" they actually received?

      They got to wear Hawaiian shirts on casual Friday.

    2. Re:Would be interesting... by cbs4385 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of systems I work on and develop for wherein I depend on the domain knowledge of others to help me along. I normally learn just enough of the systems to get the requested functionality to work. They tell me how to do things legally (as the time constraints don't permit me enough time to research all the statutes, nor am I a lawyer to trust my parsing of the requisite statutes). I can easily envision a scenario wherein the coders did break the law, but didn't know that the specific situation was unlawful.

      Granted, the details will probably come out in the trial, but if they're innocent (or innocent enough not to go to pound me in the ass prison), I hope they can afford to defend themselves. I know ignorance of the law isn't an escuse, but I hope that the ones who designed the system are the ones to get punished.

      To use a car analogy, who would you rather have sent to jail, the man who designed the Slim Jim used to break into your car, or the person that procured said Slim Jim, used it to overcome the locks in your car, and drove away with it while getting you to fork out for the loss of the vehicle.

    3. Re:Would be interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone else have to look at his user name twice? that was -realbad-

    4. Re:Would be interesting... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      As an engineer you should do what is right and not illegal. The engineer is the one who makes ideas manifest in the real world, and as such you should know that if it's illegal you're head will be on the chopping block. Up until that point where it's created it's just an illegal idea.

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    5. Re:Would be interesting... by karnal · · Score: 1

      Actually, instead of just being the man who designed the slim jim - in this car analogy, there would be two sets of people:

      1. Programmers / person who created AND GAVE the slim jim to #2
      2. DiPascali / person who broke into the car.

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    6. Re:Would be interesting... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      ...to know how much "hush money" they actually received?

      They got to wear Hawaiian shirts on casual Friday.

      Yeah, and maybe they got to install that linux thing on their computers that they've been asking for.

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    7. Re:Would be interesting... by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      Madoff made billions from this.

            There is no indication of this. His collection of properties and luxeries were quite modest for a renowned legendary career trader on Wall Street who co-founded NASDAQ.

            As for the programmers, they lived in average midde class homes. They asked for a bonus of $60,000 but were fed up with what they were being asked to do, which was to rig up some information for auditors. I've looked at this in some detail (they were AS/400 programmers, and so am I), and it's unclear to me how misled they were.

            As far as that goes, all the employees on the 17th floor were told the trades they thought they were doing settled in Europe (London Exchange?).

            Clearly there were various activities at times of rigging up fake trades and entering them for reporting, but they all seemed to believe that Madoff was doing something with the account funds and just needed something to report. Fraudulent? Yes. Conspiracy with Madoff? No.

            I've blogged what I could determine of it all as the story unwound last year.

            Was Bernie Madoff really running a Ponzi scheme?
            http://www.justiceforchandra.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3875

        rd

           

    8. Re:Would be interesting... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      But software developers are not domain experts in the financial industry, which has gotten more and more arcane over the years, from derivatives to credit-default swaps, mortgage-backed securities, on so forth.

      Look at it this way:

      1. If you're a programmer working on a medical device (to be used in a hospital), are you responsible for the amount of radiation given off, or is your M.D. supervisor responsible who told you the legally permissible dose?

      2. If you're working on a medical records application, are you responsible for privacy controls or your supervisors who told you what HIPAA requires?

      3. If you're working on a missile for Lockheed, are you responsible for following the parameters of the defense contract, or your superiors?

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    9. Re:Would be interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, I'd lock 'em up too. :-)

  7. No details by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

    Reading the article and the indictment no details are given that the men knew it was a fraud other than the allegations. Also no details are given about "hush" money.

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    1. Re:No details by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also, the courts are granting one of the masterminds leniency in exchange for prosecuting their underlings? Isn't that the opposite of how it works? Reducing the sentence of a drug kingpin in exchange for testimony against 2 of his street dealers, really?

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    2. Re:No details by Danimoth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Generally, trade reports are generated from you know, trades. Typically, for the reason of the article, these systems don't allow the users to generate reports even for testing purposes. Rather, they would submit a trade in a test stock such as ZVZZT or ZXZZT. These would generate a trade, which would show on the reports, but not have any clearing associated with them. While it is possible to "dummy" in trade reports, even a rudimentary glance at the corresponding blotter would throw up red flags as there would be no clearing associated with the trades, and they would have no presence on the tape. I know the auditors were crooked, but this is an aspect of the scam that the SEC should have been all over. A system which would make it appear as if there was clearing (at least on the paper that Madoff was generating) without that clearing actually being there is something that should shout "FRAUD" to anyone involved in the project.

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    3. Re:No details by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but you have to grant that it was a McCool article.

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    4. Re:No details by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      You cut deals simply in order expand your ability to prosecute. In a criminal hierarchy you're often interested in "cutting off the head," who is probably the guy guilty of the most charges anyway, but in this case that was Bernie Madoff (whom they've already got) and it isn't exactly clear that his "top aide" was more instrumental to the deceit than the programmers. In any case, if they weren't willing to cut a deal themselves, well, I guess their "prisoner's dilemma" playing strategy was not optimal.

    5. Re:No details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why we have trials. I'm amazed at the number of people here who hold strong opinions as to the guilt or innocence of those accused of crimes without any knowledge of the evidence or the applicable laws. Its just a reflex: all management is guilty and all technicians are innocent.

    6. Re:No details by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      They would have to know what they were doing was fraudulent, since the software they wrote generated false trade records. A real electronic trade connects to the trade exchange systems, which feeds back a confirmation code that the transaction took place. Since no actual trade took place, no there was no confirmation code. The software they wrote simply made it appear that the trade legimitately took place.

    7. Re:No details by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

      Management typically holds power over their subordinates, so it's not unreasonable to take that into consideration. And, in this particular case, some of the management is already serving time, so that part isn't exactly presumptuous.

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    8. Re:No details by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Not all hush money is created equally. Most people wouldn't even know that it was hush money if they were receiving it. Most likely, he hired some programmers and told them that they would be paid above what they're worth, in exchange for secrecy and trust.

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    9. Re:No details by Alien1024 · · Score: 1

      Also, the courts are granting one of the masterminds leniency in exchange for prosecuting their underlings? Isn't that the opposite of how it works? Reducing the sentence of a drug kingpin in exchange for testimony against 2 of his street dealers, really?

      If the kingpin gets caught before the street dealers, why not?

    10. Re:No details by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      It isn't the opposite at all. There are plenty of known drug kingpins and crime figures that have significantly reduced their sentences by ratting out all their underlings. He who rats first gets all the cheese.

    11. Re:No details by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      This was a crime executed with... a computer ZOMG!!! The "kingpin" was just a naive, technically illiterate bureaucrat. These two masterminds were the true terrorists. Who knows what other crimes they might attempt if this patriotic whistle blower didn't do the right thing.

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    12. Re:No details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will pick up the criminal acts at the SEC in the next round of indictments.

    13. Re:No details by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      While it is possible to "dummy" in trade reports, even a rudimentary glance at the corresponding blotter would throw up red flags as there would be no clearing associated with the trades, and they would have no presence on the tape. I know the auditors were crooked, but this is an aspect of the scam that the SEC should have been all over.

      A fake blotter report would take care of this. An auditor following the trade from the initial booking to settlement would be satisfied from seeing these reports. There's zero chance that your average auditing wonk would call the contrabroker to see if the trade was legit.

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    14. Re:No details by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Really? Agile and company are all about testing, mock objects, dependency injection, etc.

      Is there a legal requirement that testing of financial software not be done using the actual names and values of stocks?

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    15. Re:No details by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Also, the courts are granting one of the masterminds leniency in exchange for prosecuting their underlings? Isn't that the opposite of how it works? Reducing the sentence of a drug kingpin in exchange for testimony against 2 of his street dealers, really?

      You are looking at the small picutre of the individual instance, where, yeah, maybe it doesn't make sense.

      Part of the big picture, though, is this: if you do this, then the small fry have more motivation to preemptively turn in the top dog, because they know if the top dog gets caught for other reasons, he has a motivation to turn them in. Which makes it more likely that someone will turn in the top dog in the first place.

  8. Should've used the standard programmer defense by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

    "Hey I was just following the spec!! Honestly I didn't know it's all hex to me!"

    1. Re:Should've used the standard programmer defense by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      They should tell the Feds they were told this was a secret CIA program to short Saudi holdings.

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  9. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the bright side, you came through this mess with the knowledge of how to correctly use the "couldn't care less" phrase. Kudos!

  10. Makes me think of this scene from Clerks by colmore · · Score: 3, Insightful
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    1. Re:Makes me think of this scene from Clerks by beakerMeep · · Score: 1
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  11. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

    In Thank You for Smoking the lobbyist called that the 'Yuppie Nuremberg Defense'

    Sorry for the Godwin. But I agree, it seems the roles of who is cooperating are reversed here from what I'd expect.

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  12. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if they weren't taking extra "hush money" for doing something they *knew* was illegal, maybe the "following orders" defense would have worked.

  13. And Indymac .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  14. Damned if you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damned if you don't.

    1. Re:Damned if you do by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      A little less damned if you don't. This request came to these programmers before the economy was in the tanks. They probably could have found new jobs. I have no experience with prison but I think I'd rather be unemployed than in prison of any sort.

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    2. Re:Damned if you do by selven · · Score: 1

      I have no experience with prison but I think I'd rather be unemployed than in prison of any sort.

      Some people actually like prison. It's an environment where you literally have to try to screw up and where all the choices are made for you, so you just have to do whatever you do and you'll be fine. These types of people, obviously, tend to go into underling professions in real life, and the two programmers here who simply did what they're told without thinking about legality fit the bill pretty well.

    3. Re:Damned if you do by russotto · · Score: 1

      Some people actually like prison. It's an environment where you literally have to try to screw up and where all the choices are made for you, so you just have to do whatever you do and you'll be fine.

      Unless you're young, white, male, and of slight build. Then it's pound-you-in-the-ass time.

    4. Re:Damned if you do by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      and the two programmers here who simply did what they're told without thinking about legality fit the bill pretty well.

      How do we know that they weren't fully aware of what they were doing and wanted the money. It is possible that they were being used as tools by Madoff or they might have done this for the allure of money.

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  15. 20 years ago? by Vellmont · · Score: 0

    Since they only worked for him for a total of 2 years, 20 years ago, it makes you wonder who did the programmer dirty work for the next 17 years. These guys sound like small fish.

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    1. Re:20 years ago? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Madoff was already the scapegoat and sacrificial lamb, a token conviction for all the others that did exactly the same (but hey, "we're doing something against it, see, we even arrested a big one"). Why do you think it would not work for his underlings?

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    2. Re:20 years ago? by Zak3056 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you read that wrong... they have been working for him "from" (i.e. since) 1990 and 1991, not "during 1990 and 1991."

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    3. Re:20 years ago? by D.+Taylor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, they didn't work for him from 1990 to 1991. One was hired in 1990, the other in 1991. They still worked for him beyond 2006: http://www.finextra.com/news/fullstory.aspx?newsitemid=21200

    4. Re:20 years ago? by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      You're right. The wording of "from" is a bit strange.

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    5. Re:20 years ago? by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      What if they went on to do this same stuff for others afterward? Maybe that's why they granted leniency to Madoff in exchange for helping nap these guys? Otherwise that part just sounds quite odd. Though that just makes you wonder who else is doing the same thing that we haven't heard about. tl;dr

    6. Re:20 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to re-read the summary, at the least. The programmers were employed at the firm FROM 1990 and 1991, respectively (this means IN THE ORDER NAMED)..... This means they began their employment in those years and no mention is made of the duration of their employment, which seems to imply they were continuously employed from their start dates through to when the scheme crumbled.

    7. Re:20 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the wording of "from", it's the comma before "respectively".

    8. Re:20 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its says ...."from 1990 and 1991"

    9. Re:20 years ago? by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1
      From your link:

      It is alleged that the men had a "crisis of conscience" in 2006, but were persuaded to continue with the fraud after being offered a salary increase of nearly 25% along with one-time bonuses in late 2006 of more than $60,000 each.

      Now you know why I start laughing when I hear people say "Why does Wall Street and the banks keep giving those huge bonuses when they know it just pisses the American people off?"

      'Tis either that, or wonder who will turn state's evidence.

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  16. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by tkelechogi · · Score: 1

    The problem is that somebody who's orchestrating a billion-dollar scheme likely uses more subtle techniques to manipulate people into acquiescence than pointedly asking "will you break the law for me?" And if they do ask openly, you can be sure they've got some leverage: they'll either bribe or blackmail you. So, in this case, the moral really is: don't take bribes.

  17. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If your boss asks you to break the law, the argument "I was just following orders!" doesn't hold up according to the authorities, especially when your boss decides to "cooperate with them" and throw you under the bus.

    This is only sometimes true. If you tortured people for the CIA under orders, the Obama administration says it won't prosecute you. Although that's not exactly the same, because their argument is that it's okay because the CIA lawyers said it was.

  18. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by gbjbaanb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    but is it a bribe, or a bonus?

    I mean, if I worked at a financial org, and they asked me to write some wierd code that created dummy trade records, I may think 'eh?' and ask whether it was correct or not, but they'd then tell me its all legal, above board and just another one of those stupid regulatory rules that seem to make no sense to mere programmers... and I'd shrug, say "well, ok then" and do it. then they give me a huge bonus and I think "great, working for financial services is wonderful - they always pay large bonuses"

    I mean, imagine if you worked on a popular OS and my boss told me to put a back-door in, saying the NSA required it of us. what would you do? :)

  19. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by tpstigers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Success in our culture is often measured by money. Unfortunately, money and morals don't usually go together. So we generally have to make a choice - do I want to be rich, or would I rather be able to teach my kids the difference between right and wrong? Personally, I think you made the right choice.

  20. Digital Era Henchmen Among Us by lucm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Big Tobacco health data. Big Pharma test data. Big Oil environmental data. Enron accounting or trading data. Retails sales zappers.

    There is no way all this data "tweaking" can be done without involving IT people: DBA's, programmers, techies.

    Right now, at this very moment, some of these Digital Era Henchmen are reading Slashdot on iPhones or 32 inch monitors purchased with blood money. And chances are that some of these people are making snide comments about Microsoft or Darl McBride's ethics. Tsk tsk.

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    1. Re:Digital Era Henchmen Among Us by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Big Tobacco health data. Big Pharma test data. Big Oil environmental data. Enron accounting or trading data. Retails sales zappers.

      Don't forget about CRU's Harry.

    2. Re:Digital Era Henchmen Among Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Tobacco health data. Big Pharma test data. Big Oil environmental data. Enron accounting or trading data. Retails sales zappers.

      There is no way all this data "tweaking" can be done without involving IT people: DBA's, programmers, techies.

      Right now, at this very moment, some of these Digital Era Henchmen are reading Slashdot on iPhones or 32 inch monitors purchased with blood money. And chances are that some of these people are making snide comments about Microsoft or Darl McBride's ethics. Tsk tsk.

      My god, some rich S-o-B has a $350 tv! The horror! String those bastards up!

      Bestbuy sells 65" tv's for under a grand on sale. Worry when your tech has a 100" LCD - not a $599 projector.

    3. Re:Digital Era Henchmen Among Us by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, once they find out, it's usually a thing where if they tell, it's blacklisting for life from any company, if you don't conveniently "disappear". Just look at the news.
      So not continuing to follow orders could put you on the streets, homeless forever, or worse. No matter what you do at that point, your life is already in jeopardy, perhaps physically.

    4. Re:Digital Era Henchmen Among Us by Velex · · Score: 1

      on iPhones or 32 inch monitors purchased with blood money.

      Money's money. Let me know where to get in on that. All I do is cook meaningless data right now because our data-entry system is so riddled with bugs and agents don't care to report errors. Where do I apply to cook meaningful data? I'd sure like to be able to afford a car one of these days. Capitalism in action.

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    5. Re:Digital Era Henchmen Among Us by ikarous · · Score: 1

      Big Tobacco health data. Big Pharma test data. Big Oil environmental data. Enron accounting or trading data. Retails sales zappers.

      There is no way all this data "tweaking" can be done without involving IT people: DBA's, programmers, techies.

      Right now, at this very moment, some of these Digital Era Henchmen are reading Slashdot on iPhones or 32 inch monitors purchased with blood money. And chances are that some of these people are making snide comments about Microsoft or Darl McBride's ethics. Tsk tsk.

      Or maybe you're one of them, and the above comment is just a clever way to direct attention away from yourself. But what if, with this comment, I'm trying to achieve the same thing?

      I... I just don't know anymore.

  21. They didn't turn Madoff in. by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, the courts are granting one of the masterminds leniency in exchange for prosecuting their underlings? Isn't that the opposite of how it works? Reducing the sentence of a drug kingpin in exchange for testimony against 2 of his street dealers, really?

    Justice Department policy is that the first one to come forward and turn in the others gets leniency. Those guys could have turned in Madoff, even after Madoff's arrest, until Madoff confessed. But the one "that is second in the door -- even if by only a matter of days or hours, as has been the case on a number of occasions -- will not be eligible for leniency." If your company is crooked, it's very important to know this.

    Madoff himself, of course, is Prisoner #61727-054, at Butner Federal Correctional Institution (medium security).

    1. Re:They didn't turn Madoff in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, the trick is: Be the first one to throw the rest under the bus.

  22. Finanical Bonuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Salary on Wall Street is warped. They offer $150k or $200k (or more). But a large chuck of that is your "annual bonus". Leave or get fired early, and there's no bonus. So you're actually living off $60k-$90k. If they like you, and want to keep you, you get the bonus. Otherwise you get the door.

    This is why it's so important for financial firms to pay out their bonuses each year. If they don't, that's like giving your worker-level employees a 40%-60% pay cut. Anyone who can leave will. What's left over won't be pretty!

    Had these Maddoff programmer guys gotten excessively large bonuses, they would have quit and retired. When you're a millionaire, why keep grinding away with that long commute...

    1. Re:Finanical Bonuses by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Had these Maddoff programmer guys gotten excessively large bonuses, they would have quit and retired. When you're a millionaire, why keep grinding away with that long commute...

      When they wanted to leave (because their hands were dirty and getting dirtier), they were offered good money to stay and set things up so someone else could do most of the dirty work. Why keep doing it? Heck, if you'll sell out for $xx,000 once, you keep at it because you want the next payday too.

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  23. No it isn't. The moral is: don't commit fraud. by golodh · · Score: 1
    As far as I can see from the opening post, the question whether these people were programmers or not doesn't come into it at all.

    If we are to believe the indictment quoted in the opening post, those people were guilty of the following:

    BLMIS's As part of a concerted effort overseen by MADOFF and his employee, FRANK DIPASCALI, JR., to deceive both the SEC and the European accounting firm, O'HARA and PEREZ developed and maintained computer programs that generated numerous false and fraudulent records. O'HARA and PEREZ are alleged to have known that the special programs they developed contained fraudulent information and that they were used in connection with the SEC and European accounting firm reviews.

    Unless people want to argue that they were somehow entitled to do this simply because they were salaried employees who would have been fired if they hadn't done as they were told, they deliberately helped commit fraud and hide the traces.

    As far as I understand, the law simply asks if you (or any ordinary person in your place) could reasonably have known that you were helping with fraud. If you were, you're guilty. Whether you're on the janitorial staff or a director. That doesn't strike me as particularly unreasonable. Creating fraudulent trade records for an audit isn't something you can do without knowing.

    Of course we all know that they were probably enticed or pressured into cooperating. And yes, it's very probable that they would have been fired (without a reference) had they refused to assist in covering up this fraud. And they might have been blackmailed (or even threatened with violence) if they had so much as hinted at disclosure. But even then they could have gone to the police to report the whole thing; if necessary anonymously. However they didn't, and since they actively helped commit fraud they are culpable no matter their position in the firm.

    1. Re:No it isn't. The moral is: don't commit fraud. by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand, the law simply asks if you (or any ordinary person in your place) could reasonably have known that you were helping with fraud. If you were, you're guilty.

      Actually, shouldn't that be: if there is no reasonable doubt that they knew they were abetting fraud, then they're guilty? Or did they do away with the whole "presumption of innocence" thing when I wasn't looking?

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    2. Re:No it isn't. The moral is: don't commit fraud. by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      But if someone (like Madoff) is making hundreds of millions of dollars, how much do you think the life of 2 nerds is worth?

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  24. "Investigative Journalism" is dead by beakerMeep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or does it seem like the most important details are always left out of these articles? The report clearly raises the question about how much these guys were paid and how willingly they aided their superiors. It also seems an inexplicable role reversal of the big fish cooperating to catch the little fish. Why is this type of info always left out of articles? I gather it's possible that some info was unavailable, but I feel like the journalists who write these articles don't even bother following up to see. As long as we have a bit of controversy it's good to go. At the very least there should be a line such as "we contacted the US Attorney regarding the case but they had no comment about the apparent role reversal or how much money the programmers were alleged to have been paid for the crime."

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    1. Re:"Investigative Journalism" is dead by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      It also seems an inexplicable role reversal of the big fish cooperating to catch the little fish.

      In a drug bust, they bust the little guy to get the middleman, and pressure the middleman to get the big kahuna. In this case, they started at the top, and so every link in the chain leads further down instead of up. Oh, also, the big guys have better lawyers. These IT guys sure don't look innocent to me, but you can be sure that they're being sold out by bigger fish who want to stay out of the fire.

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    2. Re:"Investigative Journalism" is dead by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      I agree. There ought to be a law that says the small fish can't be punished more than the big fish. There are plenty of cases where a criminal involved their girlfriend in a crime and then turned state's evidence against her while she "stood by her man". It sucks.

  25. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

    ...every gun-maker is also breaking the law as the gun mostly is used for illegal things anyway...

    [Citation Needed]

  26. About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's about time some simple programmers got held accountable for their deeds.

    I can live with programmers and bad testing, bad code, bad QA, but I can NOT accept EVIL code.

    Just following orders does not cut it. These people knew what they were doing, there is no hiding it.

    Want to be called a "software engineer"? Live by the engineers code of ethics, be judged by the engineers standards, and accept the same punishment. Otherwise, it's just being a simple programmer.

    1. Re:About Time! by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If they wrote the fraudulent code but released it under the GPL, is it still "evil"?

    2. Re:About Time! by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      The problem is there is no real standardization of "Software Engineer" titles. The result is programmers continuing to pimp themselves out.

      Real engineers have professional associations that won't tolerate browbeating of engineers. And I've never heard of a software architecture that won't go forward without the written signature and permission of an engineer.

      I don't really think the IEEEeee! puts the fear of anything into anyone.

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    3. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no such thing as "software engineering."

    4. Re:About Time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can live with programmers and bad testing, bad code, bad QA, but I can NOT accept EVIL code.

      Really? You can live with bad testing, code and QA? Don't you have pride in your work? Don't you realise that shoddy code causes people like me endless grief?

  27. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, if I worked at a financial org, and they asked me to write some wierd code that created dummy trade records, I may think 'eh?' and ask whether it was correct or not

    "Hey, Jim, we need you to write setup code for some test cases."

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  28. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Migala77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but is it a bribe, or a bonus?

    The 'please don't tell the SEC about this'-condition might have given them a hint about that.

    I mean, imagine if you worked on a popular OS and my boss told me to put a back-door in, saying the NSA required it of us. what would you do? :)

    Check with the NSA? Ask which law authorizes the NSA to do that?

  29. Statute of Limitations? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    I would think that after 19 or 20 years, respectively, that the statute of limitations for mere fraud would have kicked in.

    1. Re:Statute of Limitations? by Caraig · · Score: 1

      There are all sorts of caveats to the statute of limitations. It's not as bulletproof as it is made out to be. Obviously, Class A felonies are exempt from the statute, but there are likely other caveats and exemptions.

      In this case, however, it appears that the programmers were hired *since* 1990 and 1991, and have continued to work with Bernie and the Boffers till at least 2006.

      If that is not the case, it's possible that the court decided that they aided and abetted a criminal action which continued on to the present day, thus exempting them from the statute of limitations.

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    2. Re:Statute of Limitations? by Corbets · · Score: 1

      I would think that someone capable of finding his way to Slashdot should be able to RTFA correctly... ... wait, never mind.

      Given that this is Slashdot, allow me to clarify it for you: they have been working for him (one since 1990, the other since 1991) until as recently as the last 4 years.

  30. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by beakerMeep · · Score: 3, Funny

    "OK, what are we testing?"

    "How about testing the imaginary scenario of us making billions of off fake trades? We'll have a little fun with it, haha."

    "Hah, you're such a kidder, Bernie."

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  31. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

    If a boss tells me to program an option, and that option could be used for illegal things then it's actually my fault?

    I think this does become your responsibility if that option can only be used for illegal purposes. I'm not knowledgeable enough about the financial industry to say whether or not what these guys programmed was obviously illegal and had no legal area of use, but if it only had use for illegal acts then they knowingly aided in Madoff's scheme and should be prosecuted for it.

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  32. no ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    While working on a contact for company A, which was servicing company B, I was asked to commit fraud to the tune of maybe 300k by falsifying data in the deliverable to Company B. I refused. It is scary to think about the absolute lack of ethics I have seen...before I walked off site in this instance I had a manager yelling at me to just do it. They found someone else to do it, eventually got caught and it was a pretty ugly fiasco, but my company was not involved. Company B was huge and could have owned us all.

  33. Yes, they were paid off, and here's how much. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here are the payoff details, from the SEC press release. They were paid off, but not very well.

    The SEC alleges that O'Hara and Perez had a crisis of conscience in 2006 and tried to cover their tracks by attempting to delete approximately 218 of the 225 special programs from the House 17 computer. But they did not delete the monthly backup tapes. O'Hara and Perez then cashed out hundreds of thousands of dollars each from their personal BMIS accounts before confronting Madoff and refusing to generate any more fabricated books and records.

    According to O'Hara's handwritten notes from the encounter, one of them told Madoff, "I won't lie any longer. Next time, I say 'ask Frank,'" meaning that Madoff should rely on DiPascali alone to create the false data and reports.

    The SEC's complaint alleges that Madoff responded by telling DiPascali to offer O'Hara and Perez as much money as necessary to keep quiet and not expose the misrepresentations. O'Hara and Perez considered the offer and demanded a salary increase of nearly 25 percent along with one-time bonuses in late 2006 of more than $60,000 each. They stated to DiPascali at the time that they did not ask for more because a greater amount might appear too suspicious. DiPascali then managed to convince O'Hara and Perez to modify computer programs so that he and other 17th floor employees could create the necessary reports themselves.

    1. Re:Yes, they were paid off, and here's how much. by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Well there goes my question about statutes of limitations.

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    2. Re:Yes, they were paid off, and here's how much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucked because you have a working backup strategy, isn't that ironic ? Also a rookie mistake.

  34. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Vasheron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, imagine if you worked on a popular OS and my boss told me to put a back-door in, saying the NSA required it of us. what would you do? :)

    I would contact the RCMP and CSIS immediately!

  35. Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those codes would be some kind of accounting term, right? So long as it isn't computer software, as that would be CODE (singular, not plural), slashdotters can rest easy. These 'codes' are something accountants have. It's an accounting term. Since computer source code is ALWAYS, singular, then I know for sure when they say codes, that its an accounting term. Only a moron, someone with the IQ of a fruit fly would make a dumb-ass mistake of calling computer software 'codes'. Since the article comes from a reputable firm, a firm that would never talk about someone getting a hairs cut, or going on a roads trip, they wouldn't make a dumb-ass mistake like making something plural where it REALLY REALLY should appear singular.
    So long as it's some kind of accounting term though...

  36. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    as the gun mostly is used for illegal things anyway/quote> Uh, you're being facetious, right?

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  37. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "if your boss asks you to break the law, tell them that you won't do it, and if they persist, explain that you are going to contact authorities immediately."

    IMO, That is the worst advice I have ever heard, why on earth would you tell someone you were going to turn them in? What a great way to put yourself and your family in danger. Wouldn't it be better to just resign and report it anonymously? _Telling_ your boss (or anyone) that your going to turn them in serves no purpose and is just pure stupidity.

  38. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by selven · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, imagine if you worked on a popular OS and my boss told me to put a back-door in, saying the NSA required it of us. what would you do? :)

    Put a back-door in the back-door. What else is there to do?

  39. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by russotto · · Score: 1

    I mean, if I worked at a financial org, and they asked me to write some wierd code that created dummy trade records, I may think 'eh?' and ask whether it was correct or not, but they'd then tell me its all legal, above board and just another one of those stupid regulatory rules that seem to make no sense to mere programmers... and I'd shrug, say "well, ok then" and do it. then they give me a huge bonus and I think "great, working for financial services is wonderful - they always pay large bonuses"

    Being the suspicious type, I'd probably ask this question in email, and bcc the thread to an account elsewhere -- preferably somewhere that if push came to shove, could demonstrate to a court's satisfaction that those emails were at least sent when I said they were sent rather than made up after the fact.

  40. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know it doesn't put food on the table but you did good. Sometimes the satisfaction you get from doing the right thing is all you get for your efforts.

    Let's hope there really is Karma.

  41. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

    If your boss asks you to break the law, the argument "I was just following orders!" doesn't hold up...

    Unless its water boarding, or tapping phones without a warrant.

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  42. Scotty is rolling over in his orbital grave by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    "As engineers and software developers, we generally feel obliged to do what we are told."

    Shut your mouth! You are going to ruin it for the rest of us!

  43. That's what they are afraid of by ClosedSource · · Score: 0

    "...where all the choices are made for you"

    Including sexual orientation?

  44. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Gorobei · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I mean, if I worked at a financial org, and they asked me to write some wierd code that created dummy trade records, I may think 'eh?' and ask whether it was correct or not, but they'd then tell me its all legal, above board and just another one of those stupid regulatory rules that seem to make no sense to mere programmers... and I'd shrug, say "well, ok then" and do it.

    That's exactly why big financial institutions make their programmers spend 1hr+/week going through on-line training courses with dull topics like chinese walls, information leakage, money-laundering, ethics, non-public information, etc. The topic hardly matters, the point that is trying to be explained is "if it seems wrong, don't do it. Escalate to your management or the compliance department." A good firm takes this stuff seriously: I've seen several examples of a junior associate reporting pressure to do something questionable, three levels of managers and lawyers zoom in, 24 hours later, it is announced that a senior person has left the firm.

  45. So why haven't they busted all those guys at GS? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    If that's the way it should work, what about all those guys at Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase, and Morgan Stanley. Hell, Citigroup is full of 'em....

  46. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Bake · · Score: 1

    "Yo dawg!, I heard you liked back-doors so I put a back-door in the back-door. What else is there to do?"

    There, FTFY

  47. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by rdnetto · · Score: 1

    Get it in writing, so if the shit hits the fan you can cover your ass.

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  48. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, if your American, the Nuremberg laws don't apply to you...

  49. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put a logger on the backdoor. See everything that's done when the backdoor is activated.

  50. Servers? by ps2os2 · · Score: 0

    Well I have read at least two different versions of this "story". Bother version are quite different than this version as to accuracy.

    Version 1. The computer was an IBM AS400 (NOT a server)

    Version 2. The computer was an IBM mainframe (again NOT a server)

    Whatever version that you believe the programmers were guilty as charged PERIOD.

    I cannot believe these guys could ever of thought they were doing something legit. It was clearly illegal to anyone that had a half a brain. Programmers (for the most part) are intelligent(I know but I did say for the most part).

    I would hope that these programmers were sent to a medium security environment. ALthough they were guilty (no question) they did make it possible for MADOFF to delay being caught (which is a major part of the story as to where the SEC was in this mess).
     

    1. Re:Servers? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Version 1. The computer was an IBM AS400 (NOT a server)

      Version 2. The computer was an IBM mainframe (again NOT a server)

      Explain why they aren't servers. They can run apps that you access via a client (even a terminal emulator is a client, albeit a simple one).

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    2. Re:Servers? by ps2os2 · · Score: 0

      I know the mainframe people(me example) call them servers but they aren't truly servers. Servers in the definitions I have heard used are "Single application" (ie Data base) type systems. Although depending on several variables if the "application" is small enough you can run several applications on a server. The PC world (I have seen) that tends to be the case. In the mainframe world you run *MANY* different "applications" at the same time. ie a data base several (many?) communications systems that run many different application under each. The mainframe world gets its cost effectiveness because of that. Instead of having 500 PC servers you essentially can run 1000 (or more) in one box. The mainframe is also a LOT more secure than most (almost all) PC servers. The fact that IBM takes security seriously and will fix any known security exposures *QUICKLY* (usually a week or less). Where a windows box you can wait for months or years if ever to get a security issue fixed.

      Also the durability of the code that runs on the mainframe is legendary, example code that ran in 1970 still runs (unchanged to day in 90+ percent of the case). The PC applications tend to have to be recompiled and or "adjusted" with every new flavor of the OS is just plain stupid as it is a waste of resources to have to do that. Yes the MF has a downside or two but if the application was done correctly no recoding has to be done on a typical application like say payroll.
      Small servers are "OK" until you start factoring in the cost to maintain them. The economies of scale usually favor the FV as the small servers tend to start getting more expensive as the numbers increase (even in a Virtual machine environment). Also PC servers do not have anything close to the 99.999 percent availability the mainframes can have.

    3. Re:Servers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of that answers the question.

    4. Re:Servers? by chez69 · · Score: 1

      Uh, so it's not a server because it does more then one thing?

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  51. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by gknoy · · Score: 1

    Except, when you escalate it to your (crooked) superiors, and their (crooked) lawyers, and they tell you that it's all A-OK and perhaps even required for XYZ compliance, how would you know they were wrong? You can still refuse to do it, but it's quite possible they'd convince you, depending on how obfuscated the crookedness was.

  52. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea right, doing good and being unemployed feels so good when the big crooks get obscene amounts of money blow up their asses.

    The world is rotten. Don't be a hero. Try to get away with as much immoral/illegal stuff as you possibly can. That's the lesson we get taught by "successful" people.

    It's you for yourself and your family against the rest of the world.

  53. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Back door. That's two words those programmers really don't want to hear right now.

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  54. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

    >> tell them that you won't do it, and if they persist, explain that you are going to contact authorities immediately.

    No moron. You innocently stall, and then quit because "my sister in Ohio is sick." Leave town. DO NOT CONTACT THE POLICE EVER! They hate snitches as much as any other criminal gang, and will throw you under the bus just like that asshole Pisscarelli.

    Either that or you run the scam, and, as soon as possible, ice your boss. "I never trusted that piece of shit." If you don't have the balls for the second procedure, follow the first one.

    I love your line, "explain that you are going to contact authorities..."
    "What happened to that guy, Fred, the new programmer?" "I haven't seen him around lately."
    "Yeah, he had an accident."
    "Oh."

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  55. better than an ugly sweater... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like someone's getting a sniper rilfe for Christmas!...

  56. A crisis of conscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They had a "crisis of conscience" which was quieted by a money payoff: proof of criminal intent.

    They're going down, and should.

  57. Re:I guess the moral of the story is to have moral by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 1

    That's what the compliance department is for. If in doubt, escalate to them, and they're not in the same command chain as your boss at all, and their only job is to see that nothing fishy is going on, and they have the clout to do something about it. Big financial firms (I work in one) take this stuff really really seriously.