Scientists "Print" Human Vein With 3D Printer
An anonymous reader writes "3D Printing technology has recently leapt into a new realm — we've seen printers that can create entire buildings out of stone, delicious meals out of simple ingredients, and now — perhaps weirdest and coolest of them all — a printer that can build body parts from cells!"
Can it print junks? Specifically the "nether region" variety...
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Dun dun dun!
Who cares about printing.
http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/12/04/1828211/Organovo-Has-Its-First-Commercial-3D-Bio-Printer
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Since TFS didn’t:
References: 3-D Printer Creates Entire Buildings From Solid Rock, MIT’s Digital Food Printer Creates Nutritious Meals
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
Red-blood-cell-gut-and-bone cartridges are not balanced to printing needs.
You are always running out of blood when you still have nearly full gut and bone reservoirs. But they make you replace the whole cart.
spam selling me down-loadable "male enhancements" for your 3d printer.... Thanks for giving them the idea...
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
Excellent! Now I can print my epidermal cells in the pattern of a new set of fingerprints, transplant that skin to my fingers, and leave traces of CmdrTaco at crime scenes across the world!
had invented a printer which had provided them with a plastic cup filled with a blob of cells that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a human vein.
Didn't I already see this technology in "The 5th Element"(tm) where there are only a few cells left of the superbeing left from the destroyed ship, and from them they basically build another superbeing?
but they viable for transplants?
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who read binary and those who don't. which are you!
But I bet the ink refills are really expensive.
I care not for your karma and your mod points.
This was bound to come up sooner or later, so I'll now initiate the part of the conversation wherein we speculate about what the Japanese will do with this technology.
http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/12/04/1828211/Organovo-Has-Its-First-Commercial-3D-Bio-Printer
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This is really interesting stuff. I think the big payoff will come when they get to the point where bone can be 'printed'. Considering all the money there is in professional athletics, the ability to 'print' new kneecaps for athletes would be huge.
Why do we call them "printers"? How about, you know, a machine that makes X?
Doesn't sound as futuristic, I suppose. I guess we need to make up shit so common idiots can follow along. "Oh, it's like my printer, except for other stuff!" No, it's a machine that makes them, just like machines have done in the past.
Do car manufacturers "print" cars? No, they assemble them. Same concept.
Can I print an actual heart for Valentine's Day?
But a few people will always appreciate the fine craftsmanship of an artisan heart.
I don't care if my print job caused it. I am not cleaning that disgusting vein jam out of the printer!
If you didn't come to party don't bother knocking on my door. Prince '1999'
No, I don't RTFA cuz of the bullshit stench. Hope they get sued for misrepresentation.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
Normally, you'd only be interested in printing naked pictures of chicks' body parts. Now, there's no need. You can print out chicks' body parts directly. No muss, no fuss, just mom's basement...
But imagine what the chicks would print out?
Look for Gaglani on this page. He did it back in 2005.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2006-05-17-hs-allstars-first-team_x.htm
This is good news for fans of Star Trek food replicators. Print me out a nice filet mignon, medium well.
Actually, we have been doing scaffolding work on various body parts for years, including livers and other organs.
The hard one is the heart - the cardiovascular veins are easier to replace one by one though.
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It's typically referred as Tissue Engineering and it's been around for a while. Systems have been available for research purposes for a few years O.N.E. Technologies Material Deposition Systems
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PC Load Letter!
I'd personally go for the larger penis option.
Didn't we see an article almost exactly like this one a couple weeks ago?
...print out Summer Glau?
Perhaps you should rethink your level of politeness if you ever get a chance to ask a "kung fu MJ" to blow you. Try something a little more cajoling, and little less "likely to get your little one-eyed weasel ripped off."
PC Load Letter? What the fuck is PC Load Letter?
After the fiorst time, it should know how the hell I want my tea.
If it was truly smart it would bring me vodka.
to having our own bacta tanks!
I'm pretty sure I saw this in /. recently.
Now I can send thinly veined insults across the nets
This just begs for it.
Every rule has more than one consequence.