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Supersizing the "Last Supper"

gandhi_2 writes "A pair of sibling scholars compared 52 artists' renditions of 'The Last Supper', and found that the size of the meal painted had grown through the years. Over the last millennium they found that entrees had increased by 70%, bread by 23%, and plate size by 65.6%. Their findings were published in the International Journal of Obesity. From the article: 'The apostles depicted during the Middle Ages appear to be the ascetics they are said to have been. But by 1498, when Leonardo da Vinci completed his masterpiece, the party was more lavishly fed. Almost a century later, the Mannerist painter Jacobo Tintoretto piled the food on the apostles' plates still higher.'"

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  1. Some historians are actually questioning Da Vici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In his portrait the fries are all supersized, when many historians note that apostles were much more likely to order from the dollar menu.

  2. Worthless article by IICV · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That article was worthless. It's about a series of paintings, and yet the only picture is of some athlete in the side column.

    If this is the current standard of quality in newspapers, no wonder they're a dying breed.

    tl;dr: relevant pics or gtfo!

    1. Re:Worthless article by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There were no pictures in the paper, either.

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    2. Re:Worthless article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      A less worthless article can be found here:
      http://www.mindlesseating.org/lastsupper/

  3. Re:"Scholars"? by gblackwo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    are you implying he is not a specialist in a particular branch of study? Or are you just a dick.

  4. Re:"Scholars"? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll call Harvard and have them disband the entire English Literature department.

  5. Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows that the apostles ordered Filet o' Fish! C'mon!

  6. Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Historians were also both pleased and horrified by the recent unearthing of a rendition of the Last Supper by Michaelangelo. While the portion sizes are closer to what is believed to be accurate, the painting also features such embellishments as a kangaroo, twenty eight disciples, and three Christs.

    However the card attached to the painting is actually labeled "The Penultimate Supper", and historians must admit there are no records of how many people attended that gathering.

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  7. Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2

    Not on friday.

  8. Obligatory Monty Python by Zumbs · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I wanted to give the impression of a real last supper. You know, not just any old last supper. Not like a last meal or a final snack. But you know, I wanted to give the impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know?

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  9. Heads by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Using the size of the diners' heads as a basis for comparison, the Wansinks used computers to compare the sizes of the plates in front of the apostles, the food servings on those plates and the bread on the table.

    Maybe people's heads have just been getting smaller? It would sure explain a lot.

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  10. Re:Sparrow food by JustinKSU · · Score: 5, Informative

    The last supper is thought to have been a Passover Sedar. This would mean, if possible, there would have been many kinds of foods, but not in large quantities.

  11. Re:"Scholars"? by eleuthero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Everyone has blinders (or sets of presuppositions) - to assume otherwise is ignoring reality. If I begin a project in web design, I have a certain set of presuppositions about how things go together - this on the basis of general consensus. If I begin a project involving history, I begin with a certain set of presuppositions (If I set out to do a project on what the food was at the Last Supper, I would generally have to have as a presupposition that the meal happened).

    Being scholarly does not mean rejecting presupposition but rather working towards a greater understanding of a given topic while understanding the presuppositions upon which my research is based.

    And if we really want to get down to it, the whole reason we have "scholarly" pursuits is because of the medieval "scholastics" who were almost uniformly religious in some respect.

  12. Re:"Scholars"? by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    However there ARE legitimate scholars who study the bible as a work of literature and history. Translations, interpretations, writing styles, geography, politics.

    I see no reason to group the same people who paint Lev 18:22 on placards in the same group who simply treat the bible like Shakespeare's first folio.

  13. Art reveals culture, news at 11. by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It also depicts them as a bunch of white guys.

    No, I’m not suggesting that Jesus was black. But he probably wasn’t white.

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  14. Re:"Scholars"? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see no reason to deny at least a subgroup of religiously motivated biblical scholars the "scholar" status. Anyone who doubts that should find a well-trained catholic theologian to discuss with. First, they do a lot of serious literary/language/history study, second, even within the realms of dogma, where you might question their axioms (as I do), they usually are well-trained in logic and able to deliver a hell of an argument. Not every religious scholar is a frothing at the mouth evangelical - that is pretty much an American phenomenon.

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  15. Re:Yeah, but... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I only know a bit about the ancient greek habits - the strength was probably about the same as today, given that the winemaking techniques are not fundamentally different. It was, however, almost always watered down. There are different accounts on the amount of watering - during a symposion, one person, the symposiarch, was in duty of the watering. The mostly used ratio probably was 3 parts water on 2 parts wine. I think Plutarch discusses the matter in depth *somewhere*, but I'd have to dig deeper to find a quotation. Drinking the wine pure was often considered barbaric or even dangerous, apart from medical use.

    The use for making the water safe is obvious, but there also was a huge culture surrounding wine, with ancient greek wine critics going into details just as the modern ones. It was also common to flavour the wines by adding honey, herbs or spices.

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  16. Re:Sparrow food by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This would have been their idea of a feast. The fact that an Italian interpretation 1500 years later doesn't "get it" is not surprising. The fact that a scholar of any sort 2000 years later fixates on it is somewhat absurd.

    Substitute "last supper" with "thanksgiving" and you will have something resembling a proper cultural context. Then contemplate your comparisons.

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  17. This isn't Da Vinci's fault by blair1q · · Score: 3, Informative

    Beginning early in the 2d Millennium, the Catholic Church started burning many true ascetics (e.g., the Cathars) as heretics. (They of course then expanded the powers of the Inquisition to include, well, anyone their twisted logic could rationalize to oppress.)

    No doubt this led to a change in the way people perceived heroes from religious history. Da Vinci may never have even considered the idea that an apostle was an ascetic. The Inquisition was in full force, and in charge of most of the governments and virtually all of the churches of Europe, when he painted that picture.

    1. Re:This isn't Da Vinci's fault by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't say that the ascetic nature of the Cathars was the main factor for their prosecution - sure, the dualistic nature of their creed, damning everything material, which led to their rather ascetic lifestyle was a factor, but their excommunication and prosecution was mostly founded in the fact that they established the first serious counter-church. They called themselves the "True Christians" after all. The prime motivation was therefore political rather than dogmatic, at least in my opinion. The church still allowed asceticism - as long as it did not pose a political threat.

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    2. Re:This isn't Da Vinci's fault by blair1q · · Score: 2, Informative

      The church demonized the Cathars' practices. In doing so, they couldn't help but give asceticism a stigma, and to marginalize it. (NB for other readers: the Cathars were Christ worshippers who took any bodily pleasure as sinful, to the point that any sensation at all could be so. Eating food, even just touching another human being on the skin, was eschewed by the Perfecti, those who took on the ultimate rite of the Cathars. These people were, in a word, nuts. But the Catholics were more nuts, and paranoid of losing power to these super-pious beings, so they had the Cathars exterminated). Asceticism could otherwise have grown as a tenet of the church, given that its roots were with the apostles. It could certainly have been a popular feature of the monastic orders. Instead the image of the apostles drifted to popular tropes rather than dogmatic ones. They got fat, and colorful. I'm frankly surprised they aren't being repainted in the Vatican wearing Dockers and iPod earphones...maybe next year.

  18. Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the Last Supper was on Thursday.

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  19. Re:Some historians are actually questioning Da Vic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    for the complete transcript you can either read the next 72 posts (undoubtedly they will quote the entire skit) or you can look here:

    http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/michelangelo.html

  20. Re:"Scholars"? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll call Harvard and have them disband the entire English Literature department.

    It would be an improvement.

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