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US Lawmakers Eyeing National ID Card

According to Wired (and no big surprise, considering the practicalities of implementing massive changes in medical finance), US lawmakers "are proposing a national identification card, a 'fraud-proof' Social Security card required for lawful employment in the United States. The proposal comes as the Department of Homeland Security is moving toward nationalizing driver licenses."

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  1. This ought to be good by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    The awesome part about this is that it ought to cause the Tea Party types to blow a gasket. On one hand, you have the federal government making ID's that will make it tougher for undocumented aliens to get work, so finally all of those high-flight jobs mowing lawns and manning the grill at fast food restaurants will be safe for Real Americans(tm). On the other hand, you have the federal government making ID's that will allow them to do... Well, whatever wacky-ass conspiricy stuff the federal government supposedly does with ID's -- I'll have to wait for Glenn Beck to tell me exactly why it'll be such a problem, but I'm sure it will be. In reality, however, the big losers in any sort of forgery-proof national ID situation are going to tomorrow's 19 year-olds who won't be able to get into the bar with their "Hawaii driver's license" anymore. So really, this program only hurts the children.

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    1. Re:This ought to be good by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... hopefully Glenn Beck will get caught in an infinite loop of hating government and love of homeland security which will cause him to crash and need a reboot.

  2. Finally, a proper social security card by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's good we're finally going to get a proper social security card that is only used for the purpose of social security, and not as a general identification number that's treated as secret yet widely shared. No more will a social security card be used for other purposes.

  3. Damn You George Bush!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be glad when Obama is finally inaugurated!

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  4. Re:And what's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Your honor, it was dark and I was likely to be eaten by a grue."

  5. Re:And what's the problem here? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    What?!?! We have the highest per capita healthcare costs in the world!. Yes, higher than Germany, UK, Canada, and all the other "socialist" European countries.

    Shut up with your 'facts'! You can use facts to prove anything even remotely true!

    Letting poor people get medical treatment is going to bankrupt Germany, that's all there is to it. It's not about how much money they spend on health care, it's about how much I hate socialism!

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  6. Re:And what's the problem here? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Native American: Papers please...
    European Colonist: Have a blanket!

  7. Re:And what's the problem here? by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Funny

    "And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal."

    "Is that so? . . . Oh Flanders, won't you join me in my kitchen? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh . . . "

    "Uh, it doesn't work if you invite him."

    "Hi-dily hey!"

    "Go home."

    "Too-dily do!"