How the TSA Plans On Inspecting Your Monkey

Posted by samzenpus on Thursday March 25, 2010 @06:27AM from the I'm-gonna-need-to-check-your-monkey dept.

The uncertainty of what might happen to your service monkey at an airport security checkpoint won't keep you awake at night anymore, thanks to the TSA. They have issued an easy to follow list of how they will ensure your helper monkey won't go all Planet of the Apes on your flight. Some of the security techniques used to make sure your primate is not a terrorist include: "Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection. The inspection process may require that the handler to take off the monkey's diaper as part of the visual inspection."

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Now's the time on Sprockets when we dahnce by Anonymous Coward · 2010-03-25 06:29 · Score: 5, Funny

Touch it! Touch the monkey!
Take off the monkey's diaper as part of inspection by Anonymous Coward · 2010-03-25 06:32 · Score: 5, Funny

There is actually 1.75 trillion dollar roll out of monkey-sized body scanners. When the project is finished, you will no longer be required to remove your animal's diaper, but technicians may laugh at your monkey's banana.