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Beijing Sweetens Rubbish With Giant Deodorant Guns

An anonymous reader writes "Beijing plans to install 100 deodorant guns at a landfill site on the edge of the city in the hopes that it will dampen complaints about the capital's rubbish crisis.The giant fragrance sprayers will be put in place by May at the Asuwei dump site. From the article: 'Municipal authorities say they will also apply more plastic layers to cover the site in response to furious protests by local residents who have to put up with the stench when the wind blows in their direction. The high-pressure guns, which can spray dozens of litres of fragrance per minute over a distance of up to 50m, are produced by several Chinese firms and based on German and Italian technology. They are already in use at several landfill sites, but they are merely a temporary fix.'"

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  1. Great! by bennomatic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now it will smell like rubbish and perfume! Two great scents that go great together!

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    1. Re:Great! by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Informative

          I've actually noticed landfills with methane burners on them. On a daily basis, they cover the new trash with dirt, so the smell doesn't kill people for miles. They also install vented pipes (pipes with holes) so as things decay, the methane goes up, and is burnt about 12 feet above the ground. I suspect that handles any methane that works it's way through the soil too.

          It seems like a better plan than spraying people down with giant perfume cannons and telling them it's roses.

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    2. Re:Great! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      It doesn't make sense to me either, because lighting a match works 100% better

      I see... the smell of burnt sulfur is better at overpowering bad odors than perfumes are?

      Contrary to popular belief, lighting amatch does not "burn away" all the bad odor chemicals. It just masks them.

      If that's the goal, why not just smear some camphor on your upper lip when you drop a poo bomb? Works for pathologists doing autopsies...

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    3. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would harvest the methane and when I burn it use it with a turbine system (after removing anything worth anything like aluminum or steel). turn trash into money

  2. Spray on reactants instead by foniksonik · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They should instead spray on biological reactants to absorb odors and/or biodegradation accelerators to speed up the process.

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    1. Re:Spray on reactants instead by Jeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rather than any of those options, wouldn't the best option to be to capture that methane and use it as a fuel?

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  3. Re:I wonder... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Informative
    FTFA:

    Less than 4% of Beijing's rubbish is recycled – the UK recycles 35% – but is still near the bottom of the EU recycling league. Two per cent of Beijing's rubbish is burned but the rest is dumped in landfill sites, which cover an area of 333,000 sq m. Cities throughout the country face a similar problem.

    Seems like they could make a serious dent in their landfill problems with just a little work.

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  4. Damn. by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

    The high-pressure guns, which can spray dozens of litres of fragrance per minute over a distance of up to 50m

    I'm just counting the days until department store cosmetics departments get this. In the arms race between perfume demonstration ladies and shoppers passing through the department, I think someone has just gone nuclear.

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  5. News at 11! by ircmaxell · · Score: 4, Funny

    News at 11: Researchers discover the deodorant was actually a mutagen. Half of Beijing is dead. The other half have turned into mutant zombies...

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    1. Re:News at 11! by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      and Japan sends in Godzilla to clear up the zombies.
      http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/godzillahangover.jpg
      Problem solved. Why recycle?

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    2. Re:News at 11! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the USA sends in Will Smith to take care of Godzilla.

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    3. Re:News at 11! by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 3, Funny

      And California sends in Tommy Lee Jones to take care of Will Smith.

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    4. Re:News at 11! by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then Oklahoma sends in Chuck Norris.

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  6. Re:News for Nerds by drachenstern · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's news, it's just not a tech story.

    Aw crap, am I feeding the trolls again?

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  7. Re:News for Nerds by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This IS news for nerds... at my workplace, we're strongly considering using this technology on nerds that "forget" to shower!

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  8. pyrolysis by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You end up with char, oils, combustible gases, energy and more space.

     

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  9. Re:News for Nerds by Jawn98685 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Feeding trolls or not, there are probably some very technical, nerdy solutions to this problem which are way better than "big perfume guns".

    There are, though I don't know if they'd qualify for nerdy. Like the "landfill engineer" says, "This ain't rocket surgery." The basics of running a landfill "properly" (as proper as the whole landfill thing can be, at least) were figured out decades ago, including steps to minimize the odor, of which, spraying the pile with hundreds of gallons of perfume isn't one. Of course, many of those steps cost money and require diligence on the part of the operators. So good luck to the downwinders.

  10. Re:Like Smelly Kids Do by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you do that it just smells like the bathroom after someone comes out waving their spray can.

    Which in turn, smells like a big bowl of greasy chili farts and roses.

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  11. Polishing a turd... by tokenshi · · Score: 2, Informative

    This seems pretty appropriate for Chinese Society and Government at large. I have to wonder if logic enters into the decision making process at all.

    Take for example when I was living in an Apartment in Beijing where we were having issues with a light fixture in one of my roommates room. After several weeks of prompting to repair guy to sort it out, he comes over at 7am, while I'm getting ready for work, enters the roommates room... Stands on his bed (with his dirty shoes on) WHILE my roommate is still sleeping, and begins dismantling the fixture, dropping paint flakes etc from the ceiling onto the bed... all while smoking.

    Or a more direct comparison is the Chinese solution to pollution right before the Olympics: Turn off the factories for a few days...

    Didn't think "Hey, maybe we should keep the factories from polluting so much ALL the time..."

  12. Is there nothing they won't censor? by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're even censoring the smell of rubbish!

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  13. Plasma gasification? by shentino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the trash over there is a big enough problem to require deodorant guns it sounds like it's also big enough to use those high-volume plasma incinerators.

  14. idiocracy by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Finally, a correct use of the tag for once!

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