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Best Way To Land Entry-Level Job?

chemicaldave writes "I'm graduating this May and have been seeking a programming position for months. It seems that the biggest hurdle to landing an interview is getting past the doorman that is HR. After reading this entry from Coding Horror describing the lack of programming candidates who can actually program, I can't help but scratch my head. I can program! (See how I put that link in?) If I can't land an interview, then even a short online evaluation of my coding skills would suffice. I just want a chance to prove myself. Alas, sending resumes to companies has rarely led to anything but an auto-confirmation email of my submission. I understand that sending resumes online is not the best method to landing an interview, but I come from a small rural school so job fairs rarely offer anything more than IT support positions let alone a programming position. It seems to me that developers are always looking for talented young programmers. We're out here looking for you too. Am I missing something?"

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  1. Apply by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And stop expecting a big salary shiny salary to do what is essentially the work of a computer janitor.

    As soon as you lower your expectations to reality you'll find 'entry level' jobs are almost as common as now-hiring signs at McDonalds.

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    1. Re:Apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. Many companies get their talent through temp agencies, so submitter should consult the area temp agencies - they'll do much of the legwork for you and bolster your visibility if you don't have any existing connections. It's not as prestigious as waltzing into IBM's offices and walking out with a job offer, but we have to accept the reality that all new workers are basically temps anyway. You were lied to if you were told that you'd walk out of college with a 50K job offer. You may have to work for chump change in a lower-level position for a while just to prove your mettle to the company. In that case, it'll be up to you to take initiative and demonstrate that you can do more. Company bosses aren't going to magically see all of your skills and pick you out for promotion. You need to go above and beyond the job description. Examine whatever you can and reccomend bug fixes, or create programs that serve a purpose.

      As an example, I wrote a small program to detect duplicate serial number entries so that nobody could print the same serial number for 2 machines without a warning. I also wrote a Rube Goldberg proof-of concept GUI program, based on the Java robot(in before noob, java sux), that simplified and made for safer data entry. Everybody on the floor thought that I was some kind of guru, and I'm only a lowly repair tech.

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    2. Re:Apply by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Self reply but I have to ...

      I can program!

      No, you can throw code at a computer and get it to produce something you want. Thats not impressive. The first thing your first job is going to do is break down all the bullshit you got fed in school and introduce you to the realities of real world programming.

      It seems to me that developers are always looking for talented young programmers. We're out here looking for you too. Am I missing something?"

      Yes, you aren't talented. You're not special. You are just like every other graduate thats had a few programming classes. Sorry, but thats just reality.

      You are not going to get a 'good job' because there are FAR FAR FAR more people out there looking for those jobs right now with years of 'experience' on paper that you don't have.

      The lack of experience puts you at the bottom of the food chain, you have to compete with me, and my 20 years of writing software, and the thousands of others like me.

      My wife recently graduated Vet school and is upset because she couldn't go get the perfect cushie job fresh out and had to work a shitty job for a few months. Thats just reality. You went to school just to get on a level playing field with all the other people who went to school. Look at how many people graduated with you that want to do exactly what you do. Did your school produce more programmers than your locality can consume? If so, how do you expect to get a job at all if your school is producing more people to do a job than there are job slots to fill.

      First step in joining the business world: Businesses lie. They aren't looking for talented developers RIGHT NOW, but if you happen to be completely kick ass and submit a resume at the right time, they might pick you up anyway. Every companies website lists job offerings, 99% of the time they have no real intention of filling them.

      They are looking for experienced programmers they can hire at the rate of a entry level programmer. If they find it, they'll hire them, but they'll just turn you down unless you have something really impressive that stands out.

      How are you showing them your skills? A resume? I've hired a few developers in my time, I assure you the only people that care about your resume is HR. When a potential employer asks you what you've done, are you just going to point out class projects where you were essentially spoon fed every step of the process? Thats not going to win you any points. You need something to show them you are worth hiring and nothing on a resume is going to do it.

      Regardless of everything I've said above, be it right or wrong, you have one serious disadvantage. You're looking for a job at the worst possible time. For the last 10-12 years schools have been pumping out 'developers' who are just random people that signed up for CS because they thought they could get rich quick. Now you're coming into the job market, 15 years too late, with an education that was out of date before you graduated from highschool, during an economy were all the other mediocre but far more experienced 'developers' out there are looking for jobs as well.

      You're only hope is to get a job from a friend of a friend of a friend. So make so friend in the right places, work some crappy job in the interim and put some effort into making a portfolio of sorts and wait for a better time to find a job or some luck.

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    3. Re:Apply by Khyber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, some of us just give up in that field and start our own businesses using all the skills we acquired during those 20 years of bullshit.

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    4. Re:Apply by Yold · · Score: 4, Informative

      A bit cynical... but mostly true.

      I am still in college, and I was hired last week for a full-time position. I was lucky (or prudent) to gain programming experience through a 3 year internship in college. If you don't have any relevant experience, as the parent post points out, you are really going to need to put together some demo code. I wouldn't consider anything less than 500 lines, which if you really can program, should only take you day or two. Try to make it as original and non-trivial as possible... Be sure to document the code well using whatever documentation tools there are for the language you are using.

      Also, are you getting the basics right? Do you have a good resume? You should get some feedback from professionals if possible on it. Are you writing cover letters that explain what YOU can do for the company? Be sure to tailor your resume/cover-letter to the job description; expect to spend 2-3 hours on each.

      If you would like me to offer some feedback on your resume/cover-letter, I could do so. I've been able to help friends land interviews by doing this before.

      Good luck, keep your chin up, expand you skills, and realize that you don't know jack.

    5. Re:Apply by XopherMV · · Score: 2, Informative

      When it comes to development jobs, the main difference between entry level and 20 years of experience is salary.

    6. Re:Apply by thefear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How are you showing them your skills? A resume? I've hired a few developers in my time, I assure you the only people that care about your resume is HR.

      Agreed, that said, the OP lamented how he can't get an interview. Maybe he does need to improve his resume.

      Regardless of everything I've said above, be it right or wrong, you have one serious disadvantage. You're looking for a job at the worst possible time.

      I fervently disagree with this sentiment. I'm also a soon to graduate developer and have received offers from almost every company that I applied to.

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    7. Re:Apply by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You were lied to if you were told that you'd walk out of college with a 50K job offer.

      It probably depends on what part of the country you're in. I got $23/hour (so about $46k/year) in the midwest a couple months after graduating (graduated December 2006), and then $51k/year about 8 months later when I went from being a contractor to being an employee. (And then they re-did the job descriptions, and the whole department got bumped up a pay grade.) This being the midwest, it doesn't seem at all unreasonable to expect $50k+ for entry-level positions in some of the more expensive coastal areas. Especially for people with better internships and social skills than I had.

    8. Re:Apply by ProppaT · · Score: 2, Informative

      I worked in a tech staffing office for about 7 years and I know the industry pretty well. There is what seems like a large markup at first, but you have to take a few things into consideration. When you work direct at a company, there's a lot of hidden fees that you don't see that come with your employment. There's overhead, computers and office equipment, holidays, administration, etc. As with all businesses, they're going to make money off of you; however, you have to realize that professional staffing agencies (not "temp agencies") are there to build a working relationship with the client. In addition, they want to build a good working relationship with you as well. If your job doesn't go temp to perm, they want to be able to place you somewhere else to keep that source of revenue. There's good agencies and bad agencies, yes...but when you find a good agency it becomes a mutually beneficial relationship.

      As far as the agency taking a percentage of your pay, this is 100% inaccurate. You negotiate your compensation with the agency, then the agency decides markup based on your compensation and presents it to the client...so at no time is anything being taken from you. In addition, if you take a temp position through a staffing agency, 95% of the time you should be looking to make MORE than you would if you were working a direct/perm job in your field. These companies pay top dollar after your salary and agency markup because its cheaper for them to pay more for a short term job everytime the short term job pops up than it is to bring someone on staff. Insurance, 401K, etc. is a large part of this. This is why you see so many professional contractors out there. I can work contract positions 9 months out of the year and make roughly the same as I would working a salaried position. The only downside is job security.

      Someone being employeed through a staffing agency will have the exact same tax situation as someone working full time at a company. You become an employee of the staffing agency and you are not a contractor in the sense that you do not deal with 1099s.

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    9. Re:Apply by funkatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regardless of everything I've said above, be it right or wrong, you have one serious disadvantage. You're looking for a job at the worst possible time. For the last 10-12 years schools have been pumping out 'developers' who are just random people that signed up for CS because they thought they could get rich quick. Now you're coming into the job market, 15 years too late, with an education that was out of date before you graduated from highschool, during an economy were all the other mediocre but far more experienced 'developers' out there are looking for jobs as well.

      As a CS graduate in the UK, I wouldn't entirely agree with this. Yes, the economy is a little bit shit right now but technology jobs are still out there. In fact, I recently visited my uni for a few drinks and the students in tech related subjects seemed quite a bit less worried than everyone else. In my own experience, the biggest obstacle to getting a job was that I believed the newspapers and got demotivated. As soon as I started looking, I started getting interviews.

      I cant compare the situation to previous years because I wasn't looking then but the job market is hardly terrible for developers. Obviously, the situation will vary depending on where you are.

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    10. Re:Apply by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      You may have to work for chump change in a lower-level position for a while just to prove your mettle

      You didn't spell it as "metal" and thus provoke a huge flamewar between the "languages change" mob and the people who are more literate than a brick. Think of all the missed page hits! The lost ad revenue!

      That's why you've been banned.

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  2. show off your programming skills by deander2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    apply for the google summer of code project. looks great on the resume.

    also, do virtually anything public programming related. write a small open source utility. or a new feature in an existing open source app. or a free app for a cell phone. (100k downloads isn't that hard, and looks good to business folk)

    i've been on the hiring side of fresh meat devs several times now. literally anything that shows you can code in a reasonable, organized fashion will put you at the top of the list.

    btw, i hope the html link reference was a joke. =P

    1. Re:show off your programming skills by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This. DO LOTS OF OPEN SOURCE. It proves your ability to code something that someone else will actually accept into their project. And starts building that all-important professional network!

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    2. Re:show off your programming skills by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

      do virtually anything public programming related

      Example: build a race of giant robots and program them to seek out and destroy any HR manager who turns down your resume.

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    3. Re:show off your programming skills by genghisjahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or...what's worked for me since 1996....DO LOTS OF MICROSOFT CODING and since 2002...DO LOTS OF .NET CODING.

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  3. Common Sense and Finished Examples: by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can't stress it enough. Lets assume you do get to an interview. Ooze COMMON SENSE. Let it seep out your pores. You are going to be the guy that doesn't need to ask the stupid questions that should be assumed.

    Secondly, show examples of your programming experience. Doesn't have to be used somewhere in industry, just have working, finished examples of your code available either online (if applicable) or somehow available for them to see. Be the candidate that they interview that might not have experience working in a firm, but can still finish projects.

    I can't stress just how much those two simple points will help?

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  4. The sad fact is... by rm999 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The sad fact is GPA and the school you went to really matter a lot when getting past HR. If you have a sub 3.0-3.2 GPA and/or went to a low ranked school you should try to bypass HR.

    I would consider traveling to another University's job fair if you don't have good local ones. Here, you can talk directly to engineers/programmers who can gauge your skills far more precisely than HR can glean from your resume.

    1. Re:The sad fact is... by beakerMeep · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd go a step further and say if you can, always bypass HR. They don't really add anything to the equation for the applicant. The only thing you will get from HR is silly questions about how you handle 'difficult situations' and other amorphous concepts. They'll often also just push your towards some 3rd party online application with a ton of questions that exactly match your resume except for the handy (sarcasm) checkbox to waive all your rights to a credit check and indemnify them for killing your dog and whatnot.

      For me, I do not want to put all of my personal details in a 3rd party online application form of some company I have no relationship with, have never heard of, know nothing of their security, and will likely forget has my info in a few years when they finally get pwned by some foreign script kid. Luckily, as for the credit check BS, at least 16 states are moving to ban the practice and two already have (HI and WA).

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    2. Re:The sad fact is... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad fact is GPA and the school you went to really matter a lot when getting past HR.

      Not really. A good GPA will help you, but a mediocre GPA won't hurt you if you write your resume well.

      The key to getting past HR is to have a resume that gets HR's attention in the first sentence. Usually large job postings are whittled down by keyword searches, so if you are looking for a programming job make sure you actually mention things relevant to programming in your resume. After that point, the HR screener just skims the resumes, looking for the ones that grab his attention. This is likely where the GP is having a problem. Open up the resume, look at the first sentence, and if there isn't anything that screams "Hey! I'm Special!" in the first half of the sentence, you're probably going to be rejected. If the HR guy doesn't have too many to sift through, he may bother to read the whole sentence. He definitely won't read your whole resume at this point.

      Another thing to realize, is that most jobs don't follow the "post, interview, then hire" format. For the majority of jobs, a person is found, the company (or department, or whatever) realizes they could use that person in a position, and the person is offered a job. If jobs are posted at all in this case, it's only to satisfy some company policy or a legal requirement, and the person who will get the job has already been chosen. Easily half or more of jobs are gained this way, and you won't stand a chance getting it unless you are spectacularly better than the person they have already chosen. In that case, they'll at least look at you. These jobs are generally much better than publicly posted jobs too. The only way you'll get one is to network. Go find companies you'd like to work for, and start to find out about the company and the people who work there. If the company is big enough, you can just hang out and talk to the receptionist (as long as they aren't very busy) for a portion of the day. There's a good chance you'll get to know someone who has the ability to hire you, and you just might be able to interest them in your services.

      If all you really want, though, is an entry level position, you can always sign up through a contracting service. The jobs tend to suck, but are also often a way companies like to feel out potential new employees who have little or no work experience - it's a lot easier to go through 10 temps until you find a good one worth hiring than it is to hire and fire 10 employees.

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    3. Re:The sad fact is... by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The sad fact is GPA and the school you went to really matter a lot when getting past HR.

      I think this is a common misconception on slashdot. Perhaps it's a regional thought process, but here in Austin, if you have the degree, it doesn't matter where you got it from (as long as it's accredited) and nobody will ever know your GPA (unless you tell them).

      There is such a SHORTAGE of entry-level candidates with a B.S. in anything computer related, we hire pretty much anyone willing to apply and show up to work on Monday...and I live in a progressive tech-savvy city with two universities within commuting distance to my office.

  5. Manners are somewhat lacking by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Things have changed a lot, you can pretty much expect that most of the time you're just going to get an auto reply. If you do manage to get an interview they may very well think that silence is the same thing as telling somebody they didn't get the job.

    Probably the best thing you can do is while searching try and get involved in some open source project. It's probably not going to put food on the table, but it will likely land you access to opportunities that you might not otherwise get. And give you something to put on your CV while maintaining your skills.

    But just realize that the manners of people doing the hiring are typically lousy and remember that if you get turned down that you're likely not interested in working for a company that represents itself in such an embarrassing way.

  6. The economy by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bad economy+no practical experience+little school no one has heard of=hard to get a job. Particularly if your college can't get together a real job fair. Applying to internet postings works more if you have experience on your resume, its a difficult way to get a first job. Especially since in this economy an experienced but out of work programmer may apply for a position normally below him. It was that way after the .com crash too.

    I'd suggest using any people you know already in the industry or in companies that hire programmers. And consider taking an IT position if you can't get anything else- I know a lot of programmers from small schools that started out that way and then switched over. If nothing else it will pay the bills for a while.

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  7. It is not a great time by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Right now is a really hard time to try to get your foot in the door. As a manager, I posted for an entry level position and ended up with a ton of candidates with a strong background. I don't believe in the whole "overqualified" paradigm, so I ended up getting the best candidate -- over twelve years of experience pertinent to my business, glowing reviews from previous employers and excellent interpersonal skills.

    I got a ton of resumes from college students. Several sounded promising, and I would have loved to give them a chance. But when I have someone with a proven track record who I KNOW will not require only minimal supervision and will bring more to the table... why should I waste my time and money?

    Is it fair? Maybe not. When I was in this position almost 15 years ago it sucked. But with 10%+ unemployment it is very hard for the entry level candidate to get his foot in the door.

    My solution.... if you are still in school... get a fricking internship. It may not put you at the same level as those I did end up interviewing... but it will help/

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    1. Re:It is not a great time by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it fair?

      It's absolutely fair. It may be a little unfortunate, but it is certainly fair. Think of it from the perspective of the guy who has a stellar track record but lost his job when the company folded, and has been out of work for the last 6 months because of it. Not choosing him even though he is the most qualified applicant would be unfair.

      It's just that we tend to have a hard time looking at it from someone elses perspective when we lose, but fair isn't always nice. In fact it's rarely nice to everybody.

      My solution.... if you are still in school... get a fricking internship.

      Bingo. Work a second job for money (preferably one that doesn't require thinking, or you'll be drained) and intern for free if you have to, anything to get a foot in the door. If you've got free time after both jobs, help out some FOSS projects. Anything you can do to pump your resume, do it. It probably won't be more than a year before you're able to land something that actually pays. Chances are it will be with the company you're interning for too.

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    2. Re:It is not a great time by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The trouble with what you did is that the the guy with 12yrs experience and glowing reviews was surely not looking for an entry level position... he only applied and accepted because he needed a paycheck and had obviously not found a job at his real experience/salary level. I'd be AMAZED if he doesn't keep looking and quit your job as soon as he has found a better one.

      If you'd hired a fresh grad or someone with a year or two's experience they could have grown with the position and maybe ended up making a long term career at your company.

    3. Re:It is not a great time by Totenglocke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please rent a clue.

      Ah, I see you ignored where I pointed out that the hiring managers like yourself are demanding 5+ years experience for an entry level position. Then there's the fact that the salary offered is significantly less than it was pre-recession as well. That would be called "taking advantage of the bad economy". Is it illegal? No. Should it be illegal? Again, no. However, it is reprehensible behavior.

      I ran the interviews. That is part of what you find out. No, you don't just look at a resume and presume what iy says is accurate. You probe to find out what you need to know.

      Really? Did you actually bring in everyone who sent in a resume? Also, interviews don't tell everything either (as shown by the many overqualified people who get turned down for superficial reasons) - I know several people who are hiring managers at their companies and they openly advise people to BS their way through an interview. They even flat out advise people to lie and say they have experience with anything the interviewer asks about. They're well aware that people can easily BS their way through an interview - if you're not aware of that, then you should definitely not be in charge of hiring.

      If you have someone with more experience why in the hell WOULDN'T you hire him? If I do, then I would have someone else bitching about me not hiring people because they are overqualified.

      Did you pay them more for having way more experience than is necessary? If you did, then there's nothing wrong with that. See, that's the thing about inexperienced workers - you can justify paying them less because they lack experience. Paying someone with 12 years experience what you would normally pay someone with 0 years of experience is not only screwing over the experienced person, but it's screwing over the inexperienced person by taking away their only advantage in the job market (costing companies less money). Also, it's fairly normal to not hire insanely overqualified people because they will leave the second they get a chance at a better job, which means that the company will just have to take time and money to find another employee to fill that spot.

      Frankly as clueless as you are, I can see why you didn't survive the budget cut.

      Just because I call you out for poor business ethics doesn't make me clueless. Also, the VP of the company tried very hard to keep me on because they were so impressed with my work, but since it was a consulting firm and all their clients were cutting their budget, they had no choice but to let a few people go - since I only had 2 years experience they couldn't justify keeping me on full time while they had more experience people who they could only contract out part time, so they split my work up among them - then that same VP makes a point of regularly contacting me to update me on how things are going there because as soon as they get another client, they'll be able to afford to hire me back. I know you don't understand what it's like to really work hard and impress your boss to the point where they really want to keep you working for that company, but some of us actually do have that good of a work ethic.

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    4. Re:It is not a great time by cervo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's exactly what happened in 2002 when I was looking for a job. All the "entry level jobs" were sucked up by experienced people willing to work for less. Not only that, but some "entry level jobs" were posted demanding 5 years experience in language x, 5 years experience in language y, 3 years experience in language z, etc." Obviously the "entry level" job postings were tailored to attract these more experienced people that are unemployed...even though the salary would be an entry level salary at like 30,000 or 35,000.

      Anyway I think the last laugh went to me because many of these more experienced guys jumped ship as soon as the economy improved. Whereas if there was room for advancement a real college student may have stuck around and worked for a few more years. Although most companies I have worked for treat IT like a disposable commodity. You can always toss out an IT worker and get another one and plug him in. Any knowledge of the company doesn't matter in IT. In that case the companies don't care about high turnover even though they should. Also many of them are quite content to hire you and keep you doing the same job year after year. And to try to keep your salary as low as possible inventing different excuses. In that case often it pays to switch companies and get another 10,000 or 15,000 dollars.

  8. Here's The Problem. by smpoole7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm in broadcast engineering, which includes some programming, but is not programming-specific. I'll let some of those folks address your concerns directly. But speaking in general and in no particular order:

    1. Maybe you should have gone to a different school, even if it meant relocating. An internship would have given you some valuable experience, and if you're really good, would probably have resulted in permanent employment afterward.

    2. Look at small companies instead of the big ones. Offer to work for beans and rice until you can demonstrate that you know what you're doing. It'll pay off in the long run.

    3. While you look for a job, work on an open-source project. Having a recommendation from a well-known F/OSS guru can't hurt. :)

    4. Once you get the chance, I can't emphasize this strongly enough: PROVE TO ME THAT YOU REALLY WANT THE JOB. Think outside the box. Be willing to go the extra mile. Don't sit in your chair playing Solitaire waiting for me to tell you what to do next. Show initiative.

    Back when I was a teenager, I got my first job in radio by hanging around the station constantly. I took out the trash. I annoyed the engineer and asked a thousand questions. I was willing to do anything to prove that I wanted the job.

    I'm not boasting; that's just common sense. But contrast that with an intern who tried out with me a couple of years ago. Unless I stayed on him, he did indeed sit and play Solitaire. When the HVAC went out in the studios, he got up from his job as a call screener for one of our talk shows and said, "it's just too hot. I'll be back tomorrow" -- which left us scrambling for someone to cover his slot.

    He still calls from time to time and is amazed that we won't hire him. No, I'm not kidding.

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  9. It's not about what you know... by lucky130 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but about who you know. Referrals from friends are the best way to get your foot in the door for entry-level positions, then experience will get you in the door for future jobs.

  10. Find your roadblock and get around it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you are submitting resumes, and not getting any responses whatsoever, then it's likely there is something wrong with your resume (I had this particular problem when I was entry-level; I kept rewriting my resume until I finally got responses).

    If you are only applying to big companies, that could be your problem. There are lots of smaller companies around, and they are usually the ones that have trouble finding good programmers. If you really are good, then keep tweaking your presentation until the people where you are applying can actually see that you are good. If you are not actually good, then your roadblock is that you are not good, and you should fix that.

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    1. Re:Find your roadblock and get around it by mobby_6kl · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll second the resume suggestion and I'll comment a bit more on this, as this hasn't been discussed much so far. This might indeed be his main problem (besides the fact that the economy is just starting to recover and lots of companies have hiring freezes) if he's not getting any responses at all.

      The shittyness of some resumes can be simply staggering, and the OP's might be one of these. It's not that you need embossed print or watermarked paper, but following some basic rules of typography and design helps immensely. I'm not a designer myself, but I think just sticking to one font (maybe a different one for the name/heading is ok too) and keeping the layout as clear and as consistent as possible can make a huge difference.

      The content itself is of course very important. Even as a fresh graduate, you don't want your resume to look like this:

      chemicaldave
      chemicaldave@hotmail.com
      215 555 6342

      EDUCATION
      CS, Joe Shmoe College 2006-2010
      Hicktown high school 2002-2006

      SKILLS
      Java
      C

      EXPERIENCE
      Code monkey, college library 2007-2008
      -Maintained their web page and did some other stuff*

      *-paraphrasing, but this is an actual line I saw somebody write on their resume.

      Obviously, make sure there aren't any spelling or grammar problems, or just awkward phrasing anywhere. I'm not going to say what exactly you should write to guarantee a job because I don't know that myself, but in my opinion (well also in the opinion of people vastly more experienced than I am) the most important thing here is to show how you are different and better that others who would be applying for the same job. Unless there are more jobs that possible candidates, you are going to compete with them. Sure you can code in C, but so can I, and I've never went through a fancy CS program.

      So, think about how you are better than others, like those who will be graduating with you. If you can't think of anything, well, that's your problem. Do something about it ASAP before you graduate and become unemployed.

      It's possible to argue that skills required for making a nice resume don't overlap much with those required from a code monkey, but if the resume looks like it was designed and written by a thirteen year old, I think the HR drones are more then justified in tossing it in the bin. At the very least, a nice resume shows the employers that you care about finding a job, put in the effort to do it right, and that you could also pick up the skills which were necessary for the task, even if they weren't your area of expertise originally.

      OP, if you're reading this (and I hope you are, I didn't type all this for my own amusement!), why don't you post your CV so we can critique it for you?
      PS. the cover letters can be just as important.

  11. Friends and family by googlesmith123 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Have you asked your friends and family. And families friends...and so on.

    That's were most of the jobs are. Which is a bit sad.

    And remember, don't take just any job. You have a degree and you've spent a lot of money on it. The salary of your new job should reflect this.In Norway for instance starting salary for an uneducated is about 280'000,- kr. The cost of 5 years of study is 333000 in loans. 20 years from now your education will have cost you 1'400'000 (5 years of lost income) + 999'000 in down payments = 2'399'000. So if you are planning on paying that down you need to make close to 400'000,- kr a year.

    --
    Say NO to unpaid Internships!
    1. Re:Friends and family by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's with posting salaries in Krone? This is America, damnit! Use something we can relate to.....

      .... like Rupees or Yuan.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
  12. Who ya know by Rivalz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find that jobs are handed out in this order.

    1) Kickback (If I Hire X will I be compensated?)
    ----
                        a) |----- Family (Am I related to individual [Small form of kickback, sometimes hiring children of political people falls under this catagorey, nothing cuts through red tape like]
                        b) |--------- Figurehead ( I've seen where people are hired just to be a figurehead ( Astronauts, Politicians, Former CEO's ect )

    2) Circle of Friends (Nothing makes them feel better than hiring someone from their Alma mater, charity, ect.)
    ----

    3) Indentured Servitude (Can I pay this kid to do the job what I spent filling up my yacht for my weekend getaway?)
    ----

    4) The Shiny Turd ( I've got a double MBNA Frum Havard. I am Job. )
    ----
    Lying lips sound the sweetest but when their kissing your ass its even better.

    5) Needle In the Haystack ( This is you and me )
    -----

  13. you missed a few obvious things already by picklepuss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Step 1: When carping about not being able to find a job on slashdot, remember to tell people what programming languages you know.

    Step 2: Make sure the name attached to your post links to something besides a couple of pages that haven't been updated in 2 years

    Step 3: When fixing the above - start writing essays or blog entries on technology stuff that you know, so that when the quasi-decent HR rep googles your name, he'll be impressed with what he finds. In this day and age, that's one of the few ways you can "submit" a sample of your code.

    Good advice was already stated about volunteering for OSS. Even if it doesn't help get you in the door somewhere, it'll at least hone your chops, which will help once you do get a job.

  14. Re:Missing something by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

    General Rule For Getting Hired: Don't forget to include a complete collection of your /. postings. I can't think of a better way to impress a future employer than to show them just how funny and clever you really are.

  15. Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Getting a professional job isn't as simple as having the knowledge and certifications that make you eligible. Building a social network is equally important, if not more important. Having a professional that's already in the industry being able to vouch for you is a huge plus when it comes to finding jobs. Often, this can completely bypass HR and get you in touch with the management involved where your targeted position is.

    HR is kinda stupid. Getting around them is the best way to get in, and doing that requires knowing the right people.

    This is how I got my engineering job. I have no degrees, but I have substantial real world experience and knowledge, and was introduced to my job through a friend and former coworker who convinced my current manager to interview me. No HR was involved until hiring.

  16. Confused by 4pins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, including a link doesn't make you a programmer.

    Second, what are you graduating from (high school, technical college, university)? With what kind of degree?

    To directly address your question, most entry level positions require two years experience. You need to figure out how to get that experience!

    I graduated right before September 11, 2001 and wound up taking an IT support job where they needed some programing done as well. It was a long haul (almost eight years of more and more development), however I just started my first senior developer position. Everyone has to start somewhere!

    --
    I will not mourn that which I never had to lose. - Unknown
  17. Re:Missing something by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It appears that you missed some level of social networking during school. I volunteered to work for the sysadmin at the community college I go to...I graduate in may and will go to uni in the fall, in the meantime, he put in a good word for me and it helped me get an internship at a sizeable area hospital that will look *great* on my resume (if they dont hire me when i finish uni)

    Why is the parent modded +5 insightful? Let me translate this from 'holier art than thou' to English

    Look at me, look at what I did, which you obviously didn't do. I'm so much cooler than you, because I did social networking, while you probably slaved away in your computer lab. I had someone put in a good reference for me. So as you can plainly see, it has nothing to do with your skills entering the job market, but the fact that I had a few beers with someone that would vouch for me. Now bow down to me playing the game

    Way to be helpful, might as well utter that old adage, "You should have thought about it before."

  18. Conform while being unique by quietwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To understand how to get hired, you have to understand how hiring works. Here's a simple 2-step generalization:

    Part 1)
    A great number of companies out there rely on their HR staff to do the hiring and applicant-seeking. The project lead or ~maybe~ even manager writes up a job description, and the HR staff formalizes it; breaks down each skill individually, adds 'years of' or 'proficiency level x-out-of-5' etc. This means that either a computer program that scans for buzzwords, or a person with no computer experience is going to be the first one to decide if your resume fits the bill.

    They are not going to know that someone with 10 years experience with c++ can probably write pretty good c, or that J2EE is the same thing as Enterprise Java. They won't understand why no applicant has "MVC programming" on their resume. This is your first gauntlet.

    Conclusion 1)
    You need to conform to their specifications.

    Rewrite your resume to tailor it for each position you're applying to. Make sure you include every single keyword listed in the job description, exactly as it's listed. Include easy-to-find "years of experience" for skills. When in doubt (say you're submitting without a job listing) investigate the company, make a best guess, and liberally sprinkle buzzwords.

    (... and if you're submitting 100% blind, like on dice or monster, rewrite your resume every week or so to change up the buzzwords. It seems that the company searches are re-run upon resubmittal, generating new 'matching candidate found' indicators)

    Step 2)
    Now you've made it to a person. Hopefully a technical person, but sometimes it's an HR person with a 20 question programming quiz - really just an extension of the resume step (JMP step 1). They're going to do the technical and social evaluation.

    Conclusion 2)
    You need to be unique.

    Everyone else who's made it to this stage is identical. They all have the same buzzwords, years of experience, etc. Assuming all of them have the actual technical capabilities, there's nothing to differentiate you from anyone else, which means that selection of a candidate is still pretty much random choice. So, you need to find a way to stand out.

    One good way available to everyone - in life as well as interviews - is to ask a lot of questions. Get the interviewer talking about their most recent projects, engage their emotions by getting them to talk about customers (no one has a customer-neutral stance). If you can get them talking about themselves, they'll leave with the perception that you were really interested in what they do, and pretty impressed with them in general. It doesn't hurt in most cases to sideline the 'real' interview to talk about their hobbies. Then, the next time they see your name on the page, they remember your face, the discussion, and you're head and shoulders above everyone else.

    One person I know had his girlfriend call three times during the interview. He did the check-the-number-frown-send-the-call-to-voicemail thing for the first two times, and then asked for a quick reprieve for the third. Embarassed, he explained it was his girlfriend, and they were meeting her parents for the first time tonight, etc, etc, don't forget this, can you pick up that. That sort of thing totally humanizes a person, turns them from a name on a paper to something more.

    Of course, if you have some interesting resume fodder, like the google participation listed in a previous comment, that's good to bring up too. Still, people like to talk about themselves or their code, so usually asking THEM the questions instead of just responding or talking about yourself seems to be a better shot.

  19. Re:Missing something by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

    It appears that you missed some level of social networking during school.

    You can't beat being really good at what you do for getting jobs. It's almost magic!

    Also, it helps if you're not a dick and you don't smell bad. People don't like hiring or working with dicks or people who reek.

    --
    You are welcome on my lawn.
  20. To that I'll add by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If your experience with programming is having a CS degree, you aren't a developer. You are, well, a computer scientist. The same thing you say? Not hardly. While both deal with programming, it is from different aspects. Computer Science is a theoretical field. It is based around the research of computers and algorithms, around the theory of how to program, how to make them better. Fine, but that isn't what most companies are hiring. They are hiring developers, which is the practical side. They are hiring people who will be told to solve real world problem X and do it quickly. They want people with practical knowledge of how to develop apps on today's systems, not theoretical knowledge of computers over all.

    So if all you experience is in computer science, that's a disadvantage. Don't get me wrong, having a strong theory background can help, but it isn't what companies are after. If you feel a bit cheated by your university, well, ya, kinda happens that way.

    The problem derives from the history of universities. They have historically been high level, theoretical institutions. Time was, that was really the only reason you went there. When Harvard first started, then called Oxford after the English school, you had to know Latin and Greek just to get admitted. It wasn't a place where you got practical training for a job, it was just the polish to an already fine education that included many purely academic pursuits. Few people got those sorts of degrees.

    Ok well our current universities get their heritage from that system. So while we now have more complex jobs that want more training than high school gives, students still by and large go to theoretical institutions. The universities are trying to present more practical training, but aren't doing a great job over all.

    Now please note, I say this as someone who works at a university. It is just something you need to be realistic about. Your degree can be helpful, but you need to get practical experience outside of it. The only time you tend to see an "All degree," field is if you are seeking to become a PhD and teach/research at a university. Anything else, you need to get practical experience as well as the degree.

    1. Re:To that I'll add by kklein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a prof., and I can attest to everything the parent said.

      I can also attest to everything the OP said. I know, because I, like the submitter, screwed it all up. I thought my friends who were "working for free" at internships were crazy. They all got jobs--usually the same job they were doing for free--immediately after graduating. Me? No. I did not. I graduated in the top 10% of my class and am bilingual, but I couldn't get a job. This went on for years (I was working crap jobs), until I figured out that, although I think the business world is lazy as shit in that they refuse to train people anymore (I live in Japan; the companies here hire smart kids and turn them into whatever they need), that's the way it is. The problem was me, not them.

      So I looked at my academic record and realized that the only people who cared about it were other academics, and that the way out was through. I went back to school, and here I am: a prof. at a very prestigious university. But I got here by paying a lot of money and working for free for years and years. --I just don't think there is any way around that anymore. The "entry level position" is a myth.

      I tell all my students to get internships now. I tell them how I ended up standing before them. I like my job, don't get me wrong, but I ended up here because I didn't do the things I needed to do to go anywhere else.

      There is a fundamental lie that we tell young people: Go to college and you will get a good job. That just is not true. I have a close friend who dropped out of high school and is a very successful developer. He's very, very smart, and wears that lack of even a diploma as a badge of honor. But he got where he is today by working a lot of terrible jobs--starting by building PCs at a Mom & Pop white box shop in a strip mall--and honing his skills. It took a long time. It always takes a long time.

      I'd like to add something to the parent's point, though. The "go to college, get a good job" is a cum hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy (i.e. correlation does not imply causation). In the old days, only the idle rich could go to university, and they were largely finishing schools. That's why we still have total bullshit like literature degrees at 4 year institutions (I like books, but getting a 4-year degree in book reports is nuts). So those people didn't need jobs, or might be installed at the family business as some titular boss when they finished. However, if you were a really smart cookie from the lower classes, you might be able to go to university on scholarship. You might earn your way in. Once in, you were suddenly rubbing elbows with the ruling class, and one of your mates was virtually guaranteed to talk his dad into hiring you. Even if that didn't happen, when you graduated, someone would hire you because, "OMG you have a degree???" This is because they were rare. They are not rare anymore. It would be different if you went to an Ivy League school--that would at least get you an interview--but you didn't (that's the other thing I've learned since being "in the industry"--name value is everything; there's almost no point in going to a school that is not well-known--I work with a complete moron, but he went to the same Ivy League school as our boss, so he's in).

      So here's what you're looking at: You have no experience, no name value, and you don't know anyone. You have a random bachelor's just like everybody else. You are not getting a "real" job anytime soon. You're not. It's not going to happen. The sooner you make peace with that, the better. You need to get some experience, and that is going to mean doing it for free, probably. I'm sorry, but it's true.

      Good luck.

    2. Re:To that I'll add by Splab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I never did get my masters, my graduate grades where poor (did half of a masters and got excellent grades there though). I have never had problems landing jobs, 28 years old and earning over $100k.

      Having a diploma shows you know how to read, it shows you know how to learn - these are important aspects of a company. Having experience working is also great, but fact is, every time you switch job you are in for a period of relearning - everything they do will be different from whatever you have done earlier.

      First problem anyone needs to get past is being sorted out before interviews, writing resumes is a science, but it isn't that hard, there are excellent resources on how to do this, but in my experience, have a generic CV you attach to a personalized e-mail. In the e-mail write why you think you are good for them, but also very important, why you should work for them in terms of what you expect. Keep the CV short and to the point, I've been through hiring people and christ some people attach a lot of meaningless shit.

      When you have landed the interview, be prepared! There are a lot of standard questions you will be asked:
      http://datsi.fi.upm.es/~frosal/docs/25mdq.html
      those 25 suggestions have served me well through my short career. Never lie during the interview, if you have shortcommings, mention them, tell them how you are aware of them and work on them. Show them you are aware of how business works.

      Oh, and make sure you look clean. I know a lot of nerds thinks suits are evil, you don't necessarily have to wear a suit, check up on the dresscode at the company - but looking clean is important, if in doubt a nice shirt worn casually with jeans should be nice and neutral.

      Also, Office Space while being exaggerated, does have a few points. Hiding in a cubicle will get you fired, showing you have balls and a meaning will often get you promoted - provided you use them at the right time.

    3. Re:To that I'll add by Psychochild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To put it succinctly: a college degree isn't enough. It is, however, a good start.

      I think the real benefit is that college gives you the time and resources to do your own thing. For example, it's easier to do an unpaid internship if you already have room and board covered through student loans or from your parents.

      I got a CS degree (and Spanish, minor in Business) in the mid-90s. About the time I was graduating, I saw people get into CS because the dot-com boom showed that programming was big money. I'm sure lots of people were disappointed when the crash came along a few years later. I didn't do an internship in school, so the first job I got was one that literally nobody else wanted to do. I only got it because I called back after everyone else had turned down job offers. It was a soul-sucking job, though, working at a small company owned by a huge company and experienced the worst of both worlds.

      When I was in college, I spent a lot of time working on text MUDs (predecessors to MMORPGs) while I was working on my CS assignments. I eventually got the opportunity to be a programmer ("Wizard") on a game and spent a lot of time creating and designing. It was this experience that let me get my foot in the door in the game industry. I've been working on the game industry for nearly 12 years now, first as a mook, then owning my own company, and now doing mostly consulting and contract work. I'm relatively well-known in my small niche. But,I owe a lot of it on working on MUDs. That experience got me my first job working on Meridian 59 at 3DO which lead to other opportunities.

      So, take this advice: do something else while you have the time and resources in college. Internships, volunteer for a open source project, work on games, whatever. Just get something to help you stand out from the crowd.

      --
      Brian "Psychochild" Green
      MMO developer's blog
  21. Re:Call the boss by XopherMV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look for low end testing jobs. Show enthusiasm even for minor things. State that yes, you are happy to work 80 hours a week for the privilege of having a crappy job in the industry of your choice. The point is to get experience so that later you can get the job in a company you actually like.

  22. Re:Missing something by belmolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That posting was two years ago, and he says he's a student. The fact that a student was making elementary errors in C++ two years ago hardly means that's incompetent for an entry-level position now.

  23. Try working for the government. by elucido · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the private sector wont hire, maybe the government will?

  24. Re:Missing something by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Funny

    General Rule For Getting Hired: Don't forget to include a complete collection of your /. postings. I can't think of a better way to impress a future employer than to show them just how funny and clever you really are.

    Does this include postings with timestamps between 9-5 during your previous periods of employ?

    --
    You're thinking small. Why miniaturize the laser, when we could instead enlarge the sharks? -John Searle
  25. Does your resume convey coding ability? by oranje · · Score: 2, Informative
    At my company, HR gets hundreds of resumes every day, and this giant pile is reduced to maybe a dozen resumes that they believe look good. I take a look at these, and maybe see one or two candidates that seem like they've earned a phone call. So, what makes these resumes stand out?
    • Actual accomplishments: have you coded before? What did you code? What languages were used? What role did you play in successfully completing this project? Specifics are good, so long as it's not complete gibberish and jargon that HR will not understand. Likewise, vague references to having written code don't mean much of anything - what did the program you write actually do? What was involved in adding this feature, and what was the result?
    • Relevant skillset: Nobody cares that you know scheme unless they're using scheme. And please, only list things that you're good at. If you put C or C++ on your resume, but can't concisely describe what a pointer is, you do not know C or C++. If you can use a language to write a program right now, it goes on your resume. If it's something you used for one class your freshman year, you do not know the language. If you can't survive a rapid-fire quiz relating to a skill you've mentioned, it should not have been on your resume.
    • Enthusiasm: Write a cover letter. A good cover letter can make up for a thin resume. It gives you a paragraph or two to explain how you're a driven, passionate, talented individual looking to contribute to an organization. If you're really interested in the position, write a cover letter specific to that company. Again, this goes with the relevant skillset point: describing how you're an accomplished Java developer in a cover letter means jack if the company doesn't use Java.
    • Formatting and Spelling: No, seriously. If your resume looks like crap, you look like crap. A typo is a bug in a different kind of language. Also, don't overload your resume with everything in the universe. You're looking to make a clear, clean, concise summary that makes it apparent that you can kick ass and take names. Also, getting a little creative doesn't hurt. Times New Roman and Clippy-suggested formatting says that you care enough to do the bare minimum. If your resume stands out visually, it stands out period.

    Being a fresh graduate isn't as hard as people make it sound - if you've coded before, and you're good at it, you've got a way to sell yourself.

  26. Re:Missing something by ajlisows · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Correct. I don't know if lalena came out of the womb writing immaculate C++ code or something, but obviously (s)he does not understand the concept of "Education". Everyone has to start somewhere, and that somewhere is usually really basic stuff that years later you cannot believe you ever had a problem with.

    If I was hiring for an entry level position and I saw that, I'd think "Hey, this guy knows how to go get answers when he doesn't know what to do." Yeah, sounds lame, but it is unbelievable how many IT guys/programmers that I have run into who don't seem to understand how to use the web (Search, Forums, etc.) to find answers. If they don't know an answer they ask a coworker. If the coworker doesn't know the answer the call a consultant or try some shitty workaround. After seeing this waaaay too often I consider knowing how to use resources to be a pretty decent "Soft Skill".

  27. Sheesh by deisama · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hope you don't pay to much attention to this guy. The world is not nearly as dark as he's proclaiming.

    I'm going to tell you a fact that you may or not find comforting.

    9 out of 10 programmers who are applying for jobs suck. I'm probably being too generous here, but whatever. I've interviewed people at Microsoft, and I've interviewed people at small start ups. Doesn't matter, most interviewee's are just terrible. I don't blame this guy for being jaded. If you had to interview crappy programmer after crappy programmer, you would be too.

    BUT if you're the 1 out of 10 who's actually good, than you have a very bright future ahead of you. Companies are always hiring, and if you're truely talented, they'll often hire you even if they weren't planning on it. No good company lets a great programmer get away when they find one.
    Entry level jobs have a lot of advantages, in that you're still new, and have no idea what you're actually worth. People are inheritantly loyal to the first company they work for, so they tend to stick around for a lot longer. Plus you get to train them to your style of programming.

    Now in terms of actually getting those jobs...

    Luckily for you, HR is ridiculously easy to get around. They don't know technology, and you can use that to your advantage. School, GPA, hobbies, cover letter, prior non programming work experience, awards... none of that matters. The only thing they care about is the programming buzzwords you have in there.

    Right now, the big one is FLEX, or AS3. Learn that. Put it on your resume. There's a big shortage there, because most people who learn Flash are graphic designers with a minimal programming skill set. If you're a programmer with a minimal graphic design skill set, they'll love you.

    Find out what else is "hot" but becareful not to confuse programmer trendy, with what's actually in demand. (Nobody in HR cares about Ruby on Rails).

    Just pretend HR is nothing but a search engine that scans your resumes for keywords, and you'll be fine.

    Now as far as experience goes. Work on an open source project. There's really no excuse not to. Just think about all the programs you use that are open source, find something that you'd like to change, and than go about learning how to change it. Don't "apply" and ask "what can I do to help". Just jump in and have at it. It's way easier to work on a project when you're doing something you want done anyway.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:Sheesh by fhuglegads · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree with this. When I was in college getting my CS degree I would always be in classes that had about 25 people in them. Out of the 25 there were 3 people that actually got it.

      A lot of the students would actually pull my almost working programs out of the trash and basically copy my work. I always thought, there is no way this person is going to be able to keep their job and if they do, they are never going to go anywhere with it.

      What I have found in the past 15 years is the people that get a degree that they really cannot back up with delivering results end up with jobs in operations where they sit and watch monitors all day or they move DLT tapes in and out of tape libraries and put them in boxes so Iron Mountain can come pick them up for remote storage.

      If the OP is that 1 in 10 (or 1 in 8.33 as I gave as an example) he will figure out a way to get a job and from there will move up. If he's in the other group of people he'll probably struggle.

  28. Re:Call the boss by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The best tip I can give you is to make personal contact. Every time you send a resume in somewhere, follow it up with a phone call, and ask whether the relevant person has received your resume. Then, since you already have them on the phone, give them a thirty second spiel about why you would be good for the job. If you have no experience in the area, cite a high level of interest and enthusiasm.

    It still boggles the mind how we receive null and void experience resume's from guys that seem more jaded than people with 10 years in the field. If you don't show a positive as to why a company should hire you, guess where your resume will be filed? Right in the circular filing cabinet.

    --
    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
  29. Re:Missing something by asdf7890 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Way to be helpful, might as well utter that old adage, "You should have thought about it before."

    That doesn't alter the fact that however the point was presented, or however unintentionally up-his-own-arse the person making the point may have seemed to take the more negative stance, it is a very valid point. Networking can help a lot in may cases.

    Maybe it is the Sunday evening pub meal and drinks talking (as I'm not usually one to give the benefit of the doubt!) but I didn't read the post you replied to as "this is what I did but you are too late nyar nyar n nyar nyar", but more as "this is what I did and this is how it helped my plans". The OP could still try the technique - there may be opportunities locally for some sort of technical volunteer work that could be used as the same sort of "CV fodder" spring-board and/or to gain a good reference for future applications for paid work. While the relatively easy-to-access college volunteer work option has gone for the OP there are likely to be opportunities to look for at this later stage. There may well be departments/organisations related to the University or its student bodies or local charities that could use some technical help but can ill afford a trained/accredited resource. If you can get in contact with someone like that at an appropriate time it can be a win/win situation: they get the temporary technical help they need but can't actually afford and the OP gets some CV fodder and/or a useful reference, or at least some experience that could be talked about at interview. Having some real world "dealing with users" / "dealing with customers" / "dealing with management" / "real-world problem solving" experience to talk about critically in an interview can make a massive difference to your chances once you get as far as the interview - it can indicate to the interviewer that not only do you know some facts/techniques but you are also capable of applying them outside academic situations and are capable of dealing with the real people in the real world at the same time. (by "talk about critically" I don't mean just "having a go" about the things that were/went wrong, I mean "what went well and why, what could have been done better, how would you approach the same task again if you had the power of hindsight, how were other people/resources helpful or not" and so on - constructive critique of your progress and experience)

    Ever if you don't even manage any of that the exposure, through volunteering, to work outside an academic environment might teach you some useful stuff - even if only "I don't actually like X" or "I more enjoy Y and I'm more proficient in it than Z" or "hmmm, I didn't realise I would need A so much, maybe evidence of reading around / practising / otherwise persuing that area will help me jump from the CV stage to the interview stage more easily".

    If you have time and can find volunteer work it will rarely be a disadvantage to you - especially if you are otherwise completely unemployed because it isn't like there would be a lot else practical to fill your time with. This in itself helps a CV/application look more attractive - which would you rather interview from the choice of people who graduated six months ago: those who have sat on their hands for six months doing nothing more than scanning jobs adverts and similar, or the people who have done, or tried to do, something practical with some of the time they had available?

    To cut a long story short: as pointed out by the responder above both networking and volunteering can help and the two techniques can be mutually supportive of each other. And if you are not lucky enough to find any good opportunities, what have you lost by trying?

  30. Networking, experience by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For anyone starting out, coming from a veteran of job searching.

    1) Experience. I have said this before, if you have to do some volunteer work for a non-controversial non-profit. E.g. doing websites and donor databases for your local no kill animal shelter. There are plenty of volunteer orgs. that need help. Find one that overlaps your interests and seems a high quality organization. You can get both experience and good references from this.

    In addition, if you show up to help with fundraisers you will probably get to meet local business owners. One of which could give you an internship or entry level job to see how you work out. This is also the networking aspect.

    2) More references and networking. Get a reference from instructors you "click" with. They may even have leads on potential employers, sometimes former students or colleagues of their. It helps if you have an interest and good grades, but if you show a keen interest that helps to offset any academic struggles.

    3) Networking with peers. Form study groups, interests groups, or join one. People who graduated before you could give you leads or advice. Depending on the situation, you may end up doing business with a classmate or two for the rest of your life.

    4) See if you can get a student position at your school's IT dept. or help desk. More opportunities for references and networking.

    5) Put up adds on Craigs List etc. and do a little consulting on the side while in school. It beats washing dishes. Just make sure you know how the taxes work. More opportun ity for networking. Nothing speaks volume like satisfied customers.

    In this economy if all you have done take classes, you are hosed. You lack both experience and social contacts, and will be starting from zero when you graduate which is when you need to money the most.

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  31. Testing is a bad path by nemesisrocks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who's hired a lot of developers, I can tell you now that going down the Testing path is a terrible idea.

    As all good Software Engineers go, Developers Make Bad Testers(tm), and the same goes for the reciprocal. Testing and developing require two completely different mindsets. When we advertise developer positions, we get swarms of testers applying. Unless they've got something else to show for it, their application goes straight in the bin.

    The best advice I can give you: contribute to an open source project.

    This tells us three things: You actually can cut code, you're motivated enough to see something through, and money isn't your primary motivator.

    1. Re:Testing is a bad path by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "money isn't your primary motivator"...or in other words, "we can manipulate/trick/persuade you into working 80 hours weeks for nothing"

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      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
    2. Re:Testing is a bad path by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      This tells us three things: You actually can cut code,

      Not only that, my graduation project consisted not only of CUT code, but also COPY and PASTE code!

      So, how much will I earn a month?

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      Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
    3. Re:Testing is a bad path by bigbird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or they just want people who love what they do.

    4. Re:Testing is a bad path by dintech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think what he means is that a lot of people want to work in IT just because the money is better than being an accountant or whatever. These people are usually (but not always) crappy coders because they're not really all that more interested in IT than accountancy. When I look to hire a guy as a programmer, I want to hire the guy that has been tinkering around with PCs since he was 10.

    5. Re:Testing is a bad path by phreakincool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, if its OK for the company to make money, it should be OK for the employees,too. Old or new.

    6. Re:Testing is a bad path by frisket · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is no lack of programming candidates who can actually program.

      There is a lack of candidates who can program and who are prepared to work 16-20 hrs a day for peanuts for a corporation who will sling them out the door at zero notice.

    7. Re:Testing is a bad path by 12345Doug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who modded this insightful. Contrary to popular belief it's not an issue of actually paying someone as little as possible for as much work you can squeeze out of them (well in the places that I've worked). When looking to see if money is THE motivating factor you know that the person you are hiring is gone as soon as they get another offer of more money. It costs a lot to make a hire and if you make the wrong hire you've set your self and your organization back because of it. It can take weeks/months to get someone up to speed and contributing and if you loose them after 9 months because all they care about is money you've made a really bad hire.

  32. Re:Missing something by lordlod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Applying for jobs sucks and in many ways is a numbers game.

    Making up some numbers, for any given job there will be 20 people who apply and think they have a chance. Three of those will be interviewed and one hired. So you have a 15% chance of getting an interview and a 5% chance of getting the job.

    • The numbers are far worse for a graduate as there are more of you.
    • The numbers get worse as unemployment goes up.
    • The numbers get worse as people pitch for jobs they are overqualified for because they have family, mortgage etc. and need the money.

    You can increase the odds of getting a perfect job by using two different tactics. If you see a job where you think "I could do that", do the selection criteria, fire in your CV and check it off the list. If you see a job where you think "I really want to do that" go the extra mile, call them, talk to anyone you know in a related field, do the selection criteria, rewrite your CV, call them again, rewrite the selection criteria etc. Going the extra mile will take a few days but it really helps for those truely awesome jobs, it's too much work to do every time though and you need those applications working through the system.

    Looking for work should be considered a full time job. You would normally work over seven hours a day, try to use at least five hours a day to apply for jobs. Some time also needs to be devoted to remaining positive to try and fend of depression

  33. Proof that our economy is fundamentally broken by jeko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "As a manager, I posted for an entry level position "

    "I ended up getting the best candidate -- over twelve years of experience pertinent to my business, glowing reviews from previous employers and excellent interpersonal skills."

    "Is it fair? Maybe not."

    There, right there, is why I don't teach. I cannot, in good conscience, tell some poor kid to work hard, stay in school, study like a madman, fight for good grades, and work 80 hours a week to put himself through school like I did, knowing that there won't be a job for him.

    We all know this economy HAS NO entry-level jobs. The same people who so cavalierly smirk "life ain't fair" will be the same people whining and gibbering the loudest when the young we've screwed over pass the "Mandatory Euthanasia/Nutrition Enhancement Act of 2025."

    As the next generation straps me and the whiners into the gurneys so we can watch the pretty movie while the drugs start dripping down our IVs, I look forward to finding the fattest, loudest schmucks bawling the like Glenn Beck and telling them, "It's OK. Life ain't fair," before it all goes black.
       

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
  34. Re:Missing something by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    couldn't figure out why a string named string was a problem

    You know something? I ran that code through g++, and after adding an #include for cstdlib (to get "system()") it compiled just fine. Having a string named string is actually perfectly valid c++, compilers that can't handle it are just broken.

  35. move by colmore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Move to a city with a lot of IT. Take ANY job, even if it's Geek Squad. Start networking like crazy, join a LUG, attend conferences and talks, put yourself out there. The vast majority of all jobs are not given to a resume on a stack. Meet people.

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    In Capitalist America, bank robs you!
  36. Re:Missing something by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rude? No. It's the simple (if perhaps unpleasant) truth. The single most important thing that can happen during your course of study is your internships. When you graduate with your shiny new CompSci degree, you should already have experience. Your competition will.

    I didn't do the all important social networking part while in college, and that set my career back by at least 3 years. You see, no one explained to me that the internships were the important thing. I was busy trying to learn what the professors were trying to teach (all of which is nearly irrelevent to getting a job), instead of getting work experience, and building a network of friends who would recommend me.

    To answer the question from TFS: just about the only way to get your first job out of college is with the recommendation of someone already working for the hiring manager. Otherwise, you'll be playing HR roulette indefinitely.

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    Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
  37. Re:Missing something by mjwalshe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    well then you need to work on how you come across calling someone out for not having social skills by writing a fairly agressive post is not maybe the best way to help the OP.

  38. The purpose of the HR department by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The purpose of the HR department is to come up with bizarre and absurd reasons why mid-level supervisors can't get the human resources that they need to keep their division profitable.

    All the other functions of a 'human resources' department could be done by computer or out-sourced to some distant third-world country. So the alleged humans in the HR department need to constantly come up with reasons to justify their salaries. So they specialize in coming up with weird and irrelevant reasons to prevent YOU from being hired.

    My last job interview had a 22-year old ask me to explain a job termination that happened to me before she (always a she) was even born! How do you answer something like that?

  39. Re:Call the boss by RegTooLate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Enthusiasm is crucial however, I would say you will work an 80 hour week. Just let them know that in crunch time you will rise to the occasion but you should never be putting in way more than is expected unless you are directly paid for those hours. Have a life and enjoy the lack of responsibility when you land the job. It'll pile up soon enough as you prove yourself. As for advice to get the job, my experience was that you have to be open to move. My experience was basically searching local job ads in the areas I was interested in and found those which I had to contact directly. Take initiative to know about the company you are looking for and then be confident in your ability once you hit the meeting. You are in the situation of not being too tied down so don't make hard core concessions such as 80 hours weeks right off the bat, look for the good deal and find something you love to do. Oh and make sure your resume is is triple checked for spelling and grammatical mistakes, something I will not do on this post

  40. Re:Or... get a 'real' major... by Yold · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank you for posting links to your code along with your response, it makes it abundantly clear that you have no real programming experience aside from simple, non-OO PHP. Yes, you can program, but you are by no means a software developer. The comparison that you are drawing is like a shade-tree mechanic considering himself automotive engineer.

    A developer creates non-trivial software; the code is modular, documented, and extensively tested. It often makes use of various APIs, and integrates with other systems like DBMSs. The software may be responsible for human lives or millions of dollars. Furthermore it may be a very, very large codebase with dozens of developers, making collaboration essential.

    You are correct in that programming is useful in virtually any scientific/engineering job; but realize that college doesn't teach you shit about programming, that your programming experience would better be called scripting experience, and that the majority of these "I need a job" posts are people who are in the lowest 5% of software development food-chain.

  41. Re:Call the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    BAD IDEA.

    From my experience working for a large company, people who start off in test have a very hard time getting out of it.

  42. You laugh, but... by davidwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is addressed to people at least a year away from looking for a job:

    Use /. and other technical and even non-technical internet presences as if they were your portfolio.

    Think carefully about everything you post, everywhere. What you did 2 years ago may not hurt you but technical mistakes or off-putting comments made in the last few months may hurt you.

    Have a "main" web site that's about yourself that includes links to the sites you want your employer to look at along with your handles on each site. Use the same handle if you can, and make is a reasonably professional one. Include links to work you've done that is relevant to the jobs you are seeking.

    Then, when you meet recruiters at job fairs include a sample of your portfolio along with the URL or URL-shortener-shrunk URL on your resume. If you've had a few insightful /. posts that are relevant to the work you are looking for or better yet to the particular job the person is hiring for and others have made positive comments about them, include one of them along with your resume and cover letter. If you've ever had a Wikipedia article promoted to Featured status or spearheaded getting one promoted, consider mentioning this, just be aware that it will give your employer a reason to look at your entire Wikipedia history, so this could work in your favor or against you. What other people have said about open-source projects is good, but this also carries over to writing how-tos, explaining things to other programmers or to users, and generally anything that lets you shine as a person and as someone with relevant skills.

    Now, having said all of that, don't overdo it. For a college grad, your cover letter should be one page, your resume should be 1 page, maybe two if there is something extraordinary on it, and your initial "portfolio" for programming jobs should be no more than a page or two unless there is something super about it, such as letters of recommendation from industry or other super-heavyweights or a project that won national industry recognition. Recommendations from The President of the United States or the CEO or CIO of a Fortune-50 company won't count against you no matter how many pages they take up. Everything else should go on your web site, not as part of the initial portfolio. For 99% of college grads, the recruiter probably won't spend more than 60 seconds looking at it, if you are lucky, and that's once he's made the decision to even look at it. In today's economy, most won't even get that far even if you hand them to the recruiter in person at a job fair.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  43. Re:Missing something by Mr.Kipperific · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have to second this statement. I'm also a student graduating in May. I have had four job offers. No matter what anyone says about a recession there are always opportunities in any economy. Three of my four offers came from social networking, the first two came from simply chatting up some guys I met at a conference, while the third came from a friend of one of my professors. The fourth offer is a government agency. If your having trouble finding people to meet, I would say try getting to any sort of industry conference you can. It can be pretty pricey but there are often student rates, and you almost always meet developers at conferences, not the HR staffers. Just talk to people, ask them about what they do, and see where it goes from there. It worked for me. Three times.

  44. Re:Missing something by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 3, Interesting
    That's actually not relevant... the below code compiles (g++ 4.4.3), what does it print?

    #include <iostream>

    class Fnord {
    int x;
    public:
    Fnord(int x) : x(x) { }
    int operator ()() const { return x; }
    operator int() const { return 2*x; }
    };

    int x() {
    Fnord Fnord(3);
    return Fnord() * ::Fnord(9);
    }

    bool Fnord(double x) {
    return x > 5;
    }

    int main(int argc, char **argv) {
    std::cout<<x()<<" "<<Fnord(4)<<"\n";
    class Fnord Fnord(7);
    std::cout<<Fnord<<" "<<Fnord()<<"\n";
    return 0;
    }

  45. Re:Missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's my story, for what it's worth...

    I graduated from U of Illinois in Spring of '90 with a CS degree. Unfortunately, I kept my head down in school, so all I had was classwork, and I spent summers working in my dad's business. Both of those added up to zero experience.

    I finally got an interview in October based on a newspaper ad, and borrowed my grandma's car to go to it (I wasn't sure mine would make it the 90 miles, and hers had air conditioning - I wanted to look decent.) The interview went OK, and I ended it telling the hiring manager something like this:

    "So look, I need a job. Pay me enough to live on and I'll be happy. We can talk about what you're paying me in 6 months after you decide I'm good."

    Fortunately, they hired me. 9 months later they gave me a raise from $22,000 to $29,000 a year. Biggest raise, as a percent, I've ever had.

  46. Ships passing in the night by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You aren't missing anything. The problem is HR. The people actually hiring don't evaluate resumes at companies of any size. They send a position summary to HR, who handle that. When you submit a resume, it goes to HR. HR then scans your resume for the keywords from the position summary. If your resume doesn't contain exactly the right keywords (which you don't know), then HR bins your resume and the people who know what to look for never even see it. Meanwhile the scam artists (whether the candidate themselves or the recruiter submitting their resume) know exactly how to put the right keywords in, so what does go through to the hiring manager is the people who aren't qualified. Which leaves both hiring managers and candidates griping.

    Yes, I've been through this from the hiring side. After one particularly fruitless batch I got permission from my manager to go twist HR's arms until they coughed up the rejected resumes. And lo and behold, we found 5 interviewable candidates from the batch HR said weren't qualified. My manager was, needless to say, Not Amused, and made his lack of amusement felt.

  47. Re:Or... get a 'real' major... by Darktan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And then realize that the majority of the code that runs important systems was written by engineers, analysts, scientists and various technicians. It's the depth of knowledge in a particular problem domain that makes the programmer valuable. Expert programmers have their place, but that place is usually just cleaning up after the people who write design the software that solves the problem in the first place. In a sense, this also suggests a solution for the OP. Pick an industry and get familiar with it. You won't be very useful to a potential employer if you can't even comprehend the problem they're trying to solve. If you have time before graduation, look into getting a minor. Something like a GIS, physic, or chemistry minor can pay real dividends.

  48. Re:Missing something by Sarten-X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I think employers trawling old web forums to dig up any dirt they can find is just peachy keen, and anyone who doesn't go along with the status quo by constant paranoid identity-hopping is an idiot!"

    I'm not an employer, but personally I'd rather work with someone who will own up to their past mistakes rather than hide from them, especially if I'm in a situation where the cost of hiring is high.

    "Oops. I added a huge bug to the last release, and it's going to need an emergency patch. I'll just quit, claim it's a family problem, and hope nobody notices before I get a new job."

    An identity carries reputation. Sometimes, even a slightly-tarnished history is better than none at all. The employers are already taking a risk by hiring someone in the first place. Having less guesswork about the employee's history is a good thing.

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    You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
  49. Re:Missing something by daniel_newby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's graduating now, so that means at the end of his second year he couldn't figure out why a string named string was a problem, ...

    If you reject based on this, you will have carefully selected, at great expense to your company, a workforce consisting entirely of people who hide all their sophomore homework assignments.

    A recruiting manager who inflicted this on me would not get a favorable performance review. In fact, I would consider it career limiting. You might as well measure how well they glued macaroni to construction paper at age 8.

    I agree with others who state that they only hire the best people they can find.

    In which case you will select people based on reliable, major positive measures of skills (loops, pointers, recursion), and ignore unreliable, minor negative measures of problems.

    The challenge is to find the 0.5% of applicants who can solve the FizzBuzz problem at all. That means 200 applicants to consider per position on average (and a pool of 600 resumes if you need a guaranteed high-quality hire). If you weed out the half of applicants that don't have a squeaky clean Google image, you'll have weeded out about half of the most skilled, which means an extra 200 applicants (1200 resumes total for guaranteed hire). Either you pay horrifically inflated costs, or you are forced to compromise on quality -- probably by self-delusion.

  50. use your network! by ericbg05 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I read all the +3 -> +5 comments here and am shocked to see no one mention the importance of referrals!

    You already know people connected to the industry -- talk to them! Ask your profs if they know anybody in the industry. Ask your jobful friends to pass your resume along. Is there a famous prof at your uni? Did you take a class with them? Bring your chutzpah to their office and ask for a rec.

    A referral from a trusted third party is thousands of times more likely to get your foot in the door than your resume, no matter how bloody sparkly the thing is.

    Case in point, I graduated summa cum laude from an Ivy school, and no one really gave much of a shit. Until I knocked on my algo prof's door once during his office hours, asked him whether he knew someone in industry looking for a smart hard-working youngster. He gave me the name of his contact (the CEO of a tiny co). (I didn't even do that well in the Prof's class, slightly below median IIRC.)

    Next thing I know the CEO's shaking my hand congratulating me on my new 50%-pay job. He's telling me "boy have you ever got a lot to learn, but Prof so-n-so says you're smart and you do seem to come off that way". Worked my arse off til it turned into a real job. And now there are *2* people out there who think I'm smart, so, you know, twice the network :)

    If you don't have a network, make one. Think about doing an unpaid internship at a company that has a future. (Look into funding options from your uni for this kind of stuff.) Be careful with this one -- the network you create here must be valuable to justify the work and the resume gap.

    I had the privilege once to speak with the former-CFO of Coke, and asked her (rather lamely) how one winds up being the CFO of Coke. She said, "If you really want a big-time job you gotta be aggressive and you gotta be charming."

    Note that "qualified" is not a part of that sentence.

    I can program!

    Broken thinking. Getting hired isn't about being good at the job. It's about being good at getting hired, which is a largely orthogonal skill set.

    Need new skill set = need to practice. Interviews are like first dates: they pretty much all suck, but get less nerve-wrecking with practice.

    I should mention that once you have job 1, the network it creates (or doesn't create) will bear heavily on how your search for job 2 goes. So take good care of your network at job 1. I've seen a ton of smart people with amazing resumes, who are actually quite good programmers, who can't find jobs because they are huge pains in the ass. The days of the cranky-bitch-genius-programmer are limited (if not completely over), because there are plenty of pleasant-genius-programmers out there who need jobs too.

    Approach your job like a pro: learn the politics and the people, be friendly, be polite but not stodgy. Choose very carefully which personal details to share with which people. Never express a negative emotion unless you've thought about it extremely thoroughly. Never write an email to/from a work account that you wouldn't want the CEO to read. Get people to like you: morally it shouldn't matter, but practically it makes a gigantic difference to how your career will go.

    Finally and of course most importantly, work your ass off and get results. Nothing will make boss-man like you more than if you are generating two times the output as everyone else, with a smile and a joke handy at lunch time. It makes him look fabulous to his boss, and ten years from now when he's working at google (or whatever the "google" of 2020 will be, probably "google"), guess where you can ship an email and probably get a job.

  51. Present what you have, clearly and professionally by Full+Meat · · Score: 3, Informative
    • Be willing. One advantage that you have over older, experienced competition is that you're young, healthy, idealistic, unmarried, and have no children. Your ability and willingness to put in long hours can offset some of your lack of experience. Convey your enthusiasm with your during phone screens and live interviews.
    • Advertise any personal projects or interests. I always take note of an entry-level candidate that has put effort into a project that they take pride in, whether it's a personal project, a school project, or blog postings. It doesn't necessarily have to be technical. It's a great differentiator and a glimpse beyond the resume into what motivates you.
    • Send a reasonably professional email. Send your job-seeking email to yourself and examine it in your inbox. Preferably, your name appears in the format "John Doe", not "deeznutz23235@aol.com", "john", JohnnyBoy", or "JOHN DOE" . The subject line, if not predetermined by the reply mechanism, should be the title of the position for which you're applying. It should not be "Hi" or "Interested".
    • Include testimonials. If you have a good GPA (>3.5) or recommendations from professors or your landscaping boss, include them.
    • Avoid rambling answers. Part of what you're being evaluated on is the ability to articulate concepts clearly.
    • Bullshitting is lethal. Once you start bullshitting, you're wandering a minefield with a blindfold on and every step can blow apart your credibility. Stick to the map. If you say "I have hands-on experience with X" and when I start probing about X, that turns into "I have some passing exposure to X" you will have committed lethal bullshitting.
    • Be prepared for the unprepared interviewer. Have a two-minute summary of yourself prepared. Have a handful of genuine questions ready, i.e. not the vague, generic questions like "What do you like best about working here?" but things that you're genuinely curious about, like maybe "What IDE does everyone use here? What database technology in production?"