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NASA Summoned To Fix Prius Problems

coondoggie writes "If you want to solve a major engineering mystery, why not bring in some of the world's best engineers? The US Department of Transportation's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration today said it was doing just that by bringing in NASA engineers with expertise in areas such as computer controlled electronic systems, electromagnetic interference, and software integrity to help tackle the issue of unintended vehicle acceleration in Toyotas. The NHTSA review of the electronic throttle control systems in Toyotas is to be completed by late summer." We're really in trouble when NASA has no choice but to call Bruce Willis.

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  1. If you want to stop things from moving anywhere... by aapold · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess today's NASA is a good call...

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  2. Apparently... by Tinctorius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Driving a car is rocket science.

  3. uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget to tell them the Japanese use the metric system please.

  4. Willis!? by indre1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bruce Willis? They'd better call Chuck Norris to fix the pedals with a roundhouse kick or I'm selling my Toyota!

  5. Re:Queue joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three.

    One to remove the floor-mat.
    One to absorb the cosmic rays supposedly causing the problem.
    One to actually fix the problem, by reintroducing mechanical acceleration.

    I'll be here all day.

  6. Re:So... by Jenming · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was my understanding that the entire problem was caused by some Shadowrunners hired by GM and Ford to break into the Toyato supply lines. I heard it was a three pronged attack, their decker injected some software bugs, they let a troll loose in the factory to fuck with the pedals and they got a shaman to curse the floor mats.

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  7. Re:This reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is just a horrible car analogy. I can't even figure out which one of you is supposed to be the car and which one is supposed to be the analogy.

  8. Competition is good by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    Toyota's engineers needed a challenger.

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  9. Bruce Willis? by ionz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this more appropriate for Keanu Reeves... Speed 3: Hybrid Control