Scientists Say Toads Can Predict Earthquakes
reillymj writes "Researchers claim toads sensed a severe earthquake last year five days before it hit. Last spring's L'Aquila earthquake devastated the medieval city of the same name in Italy. Five days earlier, a group of biologists noticed some toads behaving strangely in a pond nearby that would later be the quake's epicenter."
They didn't predict it. They CAUSED it.
which is totally what she said
So all we need now is a way of measuring this reliably and we canALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
The pinnacle of scientific achievement, obviously.
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That's right. Don't read it. I'm going to summarize it for you:
Some scientists noticed frogs acting "strange". A couple days later, an earthquake followed. Scientists wondered if the frogs were somehow aware of the earthquake. They had no particular reason to believe they were. Other scientists interviewed on this matter say probably not. People retroactively attribute all kinds of things to big events that follow.
The article ends: "For now at least, the hunt for a way to predict earthquakes must continue."
That's it. You're welcome.
From TFA:
I consulted with Susan Hough, a seismologist at Caltech. After having a read of the paper, here's what she had to say: This is a good example of bad science. The earthquake prediction heyday of the 1970s was launched and sustained by similar studies: people who found snippets of data after the fact that showed an apparent correlation between some signal and an eventual earthquake. This is not good statistics. You can't select data after the fact. In this case, there's no way to know what kind of fluctuations are normally seen in toad activity, or what else might have been going on in the study area that could have influenced toad behavior.
Slashdot interpretation: Scientists Say Toads Can Predict Earthquakes!!!
Negative moral value of force outweighs the positive value of good intentions.
Nowadays, I can't tell the difference between your typical slashdot stories and April Fool's Day stories.
Everyday is April Fool's day here.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
The same toads can also predict the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.
Whenever I read a piece of news like this, I remeber what happened at a scientific congress many years ago.
A well known seismologist (I will omit his name...) published a paper claiming that he found a way to predict earthquakes. Some time later at a conference a young and brilliant mathematician showed, using the very same equations and methods described by the seismologist, that not only it happened that every time the seismologist did a prediction an earthquake happened, but that the reverse was true, i.e. after an earthquake the seismologist would announce an earthquake prediction. A very inconvenient problem....the conference room was filled with laughs.
The mathematician then continued by demonstrating a well-posed method for earthquake prediction that was properly honouring the cause-effect relationship, but the predictor was pretty useless, since it could forecast only a small fraction of all earthquakes happening in the area under study (I think about 15% or so).
I believe that this anecdote suggests that whenever the newspaper (or Slashdot) talks about exotic methods for earthquake prediction, one can safely jump to the following piece of news. Making earthquakes forecasts is a very thought topic, and it is very unlikely toads will ever be of some help...
Now that we have frogs to predict the earthquakes, we can more effectively employ sheep bladders to prevent them!
Similar to the upcoming US election results