Endangered Species Condoms

The Center for Biological Diversity wants to help put a polar bear in your pants with their endangered species condom campaign. They hope that giving away 100,000 free Endangered Species Condoms across the country will highlight how unsustainable human population growth is driving species to extinction, and instill the sexual prowess of the coquí guajón rock frog, nature's most passionate lover, in the condom users. From the article: "To help people understand the impact of overpopulation on other species, and to give them a chance to take action in their own lives, the Center is distributing free packets of Endangered Species Condoms depicting six separate species: the polar bear, snail darter, spotted owl, American burying beetle, jaguar, and coquí guajón rock frog."

Comments

Someone didn't think this through....

[mrsteveman1]

Won't these species just become extinct if they can't successfully reproduce?

Re:Someone didn't think this through....

[Locke2005]

Not likely... you ever try putting a condom on an American burying beetle? I tried for hours, but eventually just gave up and let the little bugger have unprotected sex. Man, sometimes I can't even tell the male beetles from the female ones.

These'll look great on my collectibles shelf

[Anonymous Coward]

Hell knows I'll have no reason to use them.

Oh, anything we can do to help

[Anonymous Coward]

I bet they can raise even more money by making the condoms out of endangered species.

Re:Any real stories today?

[Anonymous Coward]

No kidding. I don't trust anything at all on here today. It hasn't seemed this bad since the late 90s.

Do not want.

[Locke2005]

I tried these; couldn't see the picture. Apparently you have to unroll them a lot farther than I do...

real men.....

[tverbeek]

A real man would insist on condoms actually made from the tissues of the endangered animals (a la "lambskin" condoms)!

Re:Awesome for extinction fetishists

[Locke2005]

Only if you're doing it to smuggle them across international borders. Recreational use is not specifically prohibited.

Re:Fuck that

[Ibiwan]

Sorry, but fuck the polar bear

You DID catch the part where they're condoms, right?

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recycle

[Dare nMc]

Don't forget to recycle, and re-use these condoms.

(something comes to mind about how to recycle a condom: "you just have to shake the f*ck out of it")

Re:That's nothing!

[archangel9]

Just tell your boyfriend to back out slowly.

Re:Awesome for extinction fetishists

[Locke2005]

Hint: you have to move the tail out of the way before putting it on. And when you meet people on the street, the bear will inevitably say "Would you believe it started out as just a mole on my butt!", which is really annoying.