Cthulhu the Musical, Tentacular, Tentacular!
Tyler Too writes "Beware, mortals: Cthulhu has returned, and he's armed with bacon and an unhealthy obsession with geek brains. It's a really bizarre and hilarious choose-your-own-adventure saga starring the Great Old One himself, Sergey Brin, Anonymous, David Pogue, and non-Euclidian tacos with bacon."
Pro Tip: Web admins should be thinking about April Fools ALL YEAR LONG. No, seriously. For twelve months, write down all your best, wittiest ideas, and then pick the cream of the crop when the time comes. This way you don't have to make up lame stupid shiat like what we're seeing today. It's just pathetic. /. editors, LOOK AT THE ARTICLE REPLY COUNTS. People are avoiding /. and that's just sad.
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the pink OMG PONIES days.
(I admit, Slashroulette was a pretty good idea... But the rest just sucks)
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