Cthulhu the Musical, Tentacular, Tentacular!
Tyler Too writes "Beware, mortals: Cthulhu has returned, and he's armed with bacon and an unhealthy obsession with geek brains. It's a really bizarre and hilarious choose-your-own-adventure saga starring the Great Old One himself, Sergey Brin, Anonymous, David Pogue, and non-Euclidian tacos with bacon."
Why settle for the lesser evil?
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.