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Android Copy of Young Woman Unveiled In Japan
An anonymous reader writes "According to IEEE Spectrum, Japanese roboticist Hiroshi Ishiguro, who had previously built a robot copy of himself, has now created a new android — and it's a 'she.' Geminoid F, a copy of a woman in her 20s with long dark hair, exhibits facial expressions more naturally than Ishiguro's previous android. 'Whereas the Geminoid HI-1 has some 50 actuators, the new Geminoid F has just 12. What's more, the HI-1 robot requires a large external box filled with compressors and valves. With Geminoid F, the researchers embedded air servo valves and an air servo control system into its body, so the android requires only a small external compressor.' It's also much better looking. Has the Japanese android master finally overcome the uncanny valley?"
I want one that looks like my girlfriend! Man, I'm gonna hack myself a mute-button into this one :D She's gonna be like, perfect!
My dreams of a robot girlfriend are one step closer to being actualized
There are two kinds of fool. One says, This is old, and therefore good. And one says, This is new, and therefore better.
Google is taking this new technology to amazing heights!
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
Better make sure the accelerator won't get stuck though!
People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
IT WAS EARTH! Don't date robots!!!
Does the android come with the tentacle monster? Or is it sold separately?
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
...is she anatomically correct ??
You're posting on slashdot. Don't bother pretending you could tell the difference.
So... how much longer till they produce one that passes the Voight-Kampff test?
Freedom is drinking a beer in the park when you're supposed to be at work.
...is she anatomically correct ??
It doesn't really matter ... someone will find a way to screw it even if it's sealed tighter than an iPad.
That thing looks worse than a mannequin...
I know a few co-workers who'll probably all be Apple apologists about this next time I see them and promise the iPhone copy of a young woman will come soon, but I gotta say, I knew the open nature of the platform would make it possible on Android first, meaning my trusty Nexus One can...
Oh, wait, that's not what you... oh, I see. *sigh*
Demanding constant attention will only lead to attention.
I wonder how often the developers groped the robot as they were building it.
I think what's really going on is the lack of skin movement during articulation. The "skin" not visibly stretching creates a plastic, robotic appearance.
Like Joan Rivers and other botox junkies?
Can you get electrocuted during bukakke?
I killed da wabbit -Elmer Fudd
That's hot.
You are welcome on my lawn.
WOW! The robot band at Chucky Cheese is going to be so psyched!
If it runs Windows you'll end up getting viruses. If it runs something Apple you'll pay for updates (or monthly fees). If it runs Linux you'll have to spend an insane amount of time with it to make it right.
At least with this you get to choose which of the three you want to deal with, whereas with a real life relationship, well, you might get all three at once.
Inconceivable! Nothing could be a tighter fuck than my iPad!
which is totally what she said
NOT that you can fuck it - again - see the real doll site for perfectly fuckable pieces of plastic.
The REAL question is: Does she swallow? That takes sensitivity, judgment, timing, and a willingness to hoover baby batter.
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
DON'T DATE ROBOTS!.
Never heard of death by snu-snu I take it? ;)
Is that anything similar to Death by Boonga Boonga?
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