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Woman Creates 3-D Erotic Book For the Blind

Lisa J. Murphy has written an erotic book with tactile images for that special visually impaired porn connoisseur in your life. Tactile Mind contains explicit softcore raised images, along with Braille text and photos. From the article: "A photographer with a certificate in Tactile Graphics from the Canadian National Institute for the Blind, Murphy learned to create touchable images of animals for books for visually impaired children. Then she realized that there was a lack of such books for adults only. 'There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults, at least the last time I looked around,' says Murphy. 'We're breaking new ground. Playboy has [an edition with] Braille wording, but there are no pictures.' She says that while we live in a culture saturated with sexual images, the blind have been 'left out.'"

113 comments

  1. Hmmm by arcite · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope she skips the goatse 3D pictorial.... even for the Blind, once something has been 'touched' it can't be 'untouched'.

    1. Re:Hmmm by leety · · Score: 5, Funny

      The exclusion of Goatse from any pictorial erotica collection would be leaving a significant hole...

    2. Re:Hmmm by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      The inclusion of Goatse in any pictorial erotica would also involve a significant hole.

    3. Re:Hmmm by leety · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hahaha, you uncovered my craftily disguised single entendre!

    4. Re:Hmmm by mutube · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Mmmmm... This book is deep"

    5. Re:Hmmm by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Master Robin!

      You've lost your arms in the war! ...But you grew some nice boobs.

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    6. Re:Hmmm by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I feel sick.

      So when does the Jennifer Lopez "feelie" come out? ;-)

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    7. Re:Hmmm by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      I hope she skips the goatse 3D pictorial.... even for the Blind, once something has been 'touched' it can't be 'untouched'.

      Oh, they know to stay away! How else do you think they went blind in the first place?

      Which raises the question, if seeing Goatse blinds you, what does feeling it do?

    8. Re:Hmmm by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Which raises the question, if seeing Goatse blinds you, what does feeling it do?

      Turns you into a paraplegic, obviously.

    9. Re:Hmmm by RandomFactor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is pentaplegic a word?

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    10. Re:Hmmm by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Informative

      wooshmodded! (That being my term for when someone makes a response to a funny or sarcastic post, misses the point, and in fact restates the joke more obvious or the point without sarcasm, and gets modded higher for it. It seemed important when I started explaining this...)

    11. Re:Hmmm by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Usually after three beer.

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    12. Re:Hmmm by GoombaTroopa · · Score: 1

      The first thing I thought of when I saw this story was a comment I made for another article some time ago:

      This reminds me of a stupid idea I thought of once: A Braille monitor!

      I could imagine it now, a blind person moving their fingers across the screen, saying "There are two girls and a cup AARRGH AARRGH AARRGH AARRGH!!!"

    13. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holey Pun!

    14. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be most effective if you could stick your hand into the drawing, and it felt warm, soft and moist.

    15. Re:Hmmm by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Gee, thanks. Now I can't help but think that touching it worse than looking at it.

    16. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit, just look at it.

    17. Re:Hmmm by Dushnock · · Score: 1

      Turns you into a paraplegic, obviously.

      I'm paraplegic you insensitive clod... ;) [I actually am and I'd rather stay in the chair than lose my sight.]

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    18. Re:Hmmm by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      So when does the Jennifer Lopez "feelie" come out? ;-)

      Usually after three beer.

      Don't forget the tacos and burritos!

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    19. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      @"Is pentaplegic a word"

      I suppose it is a word now you've used it, but its a word with a user base of 1

    20. Re:Hmmm by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for reminding me of that film! I laughed tears when I saw it the first time as a child!

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  2. hmm. by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna have to dig up my old "Pet the Bunny" book...

    1. Re:hmm. by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      Murphy learned to create touchable images of animals for books for visually impaired children. Then she realized that there was a lack of such books for adults only.

      Wait ... so the target audience is furries? Please, no.

    2. Re:hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pat the bunny! i gave a copy of that to a girl once, she really liked it ;D

    3. Re:hmm. by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Please. That hair style should be firmly left in the 70's.

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  3. Sculptures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults, at least the last time I looked around

    Isn't that what nude sculptures are for?

    1. Re:Sculptures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      that's what i kept telling that museum security guard but he just wouldn't listen

    2. Re:Sculptures by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My in-laws are blind. Going to the Louvre and Versailles with them was a fascinating experience. The museum personnel, realizing that they were blind, would lead them (and me since I was leading them) past the ropes, and we would get to go and touch everything. Yes, they got to touch some of the (less famous) sculptures. My father-in-law distinctly groped the boobs on one of the them, which gave us (the guard, me, and my father-in-law) a good laugh. My mother-in-law of course figured out what he was doing and told him to stop it.

      My father-in-law claims that he had touched art forms before and it didn't do anything for him. So, I'm skeptical about this. A pornographic braille book, on the other hand, seems more up their alley.

      Yes, I have odd conversations with my in-laws. They are rather 'open'. Ugh. They say the only thing funnier (and louder) than blind people having sex is deaf people having sex.

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    3. Re:Sculptures by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      "Is it in yet?" crosses all boundaries

    4. Re:Sculptures by Buddy+the+WIld+Geek · · Score: 1

      The computer science house at RIT is adjacent to the deaf dorm at RIT, the institution being host to these two world class programs. I understand that hanging around the deaf dorm at night is a riot. They don't hear how loud they are.

    5. Re:Sculptures by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Uuum, excuse me, you nerds, but isn’t that what people are for?? ^^

      I mean blind-on-blind petting definitely will involve the most erotic petting ever.

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  4. Gives new meaning to the name ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "pop-up" book.

  5. I'm surprised... by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that they missed the opportunity to make it a pop-up.

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    1. Re:I'm surprised... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      She's waiting for Viagra to sponsor that research...

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  6. Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by KPexEA · · Score: 1

    I guess if you are into gas-mask fetishes.

    1. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It really seems creepy if the blind perceive faces that way.

      Or...that example might be simply a case of practical approach; recognizing that the msin reason faces are detailed in "normal" naked photos is...because leaving it that way is the easiest thing to do ;p (while here there's some sculping involved)

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    2. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by sopssa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It really seems creepy if the blind perceive faces that way.

      Eh.

      Leaving aside the fact that I'm pretty sure they don't (just try touching a face and it will not "look" like that), what we perceive and look as beautiful things are just what we know or have heard of. It's wonderful you would categorize them as "creepy".

    3. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by Animaether · · Score: 1

      gas-mask fetishes

      gimp hood?

    4. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by kainino · · Score: 1

      FTFA (don't kill me—I read the article because the picture had no nose or mouth and weird eyes, which had to have a reason):

      A male torso from Tactile Mind; the Braille message is informational more than lyrical — he wears a mask, he has a muscular bare chest ...

      So, it's not supposed to look or feel like a face.

      But it's creepy.

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    5. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      That's why I used "seems" there; wondering about possibly unsettling (if they would be quite directly brought over) differences in perception. What's wrong with that?

      Besides, how are you so certain? You can't just from touching your face or face of somebody who deeply trusts you (which would be the case, you don't have any "excuse" to do that to somebody who isn't quite close) - you not only know that you can go very far in this case, you also have preconcieved concept of how a face looks like.

      BTW, beauty is not "just what we know or have heard of". It's an adaptation.

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    6. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sighted share diverse fetishes, some of which are mirrored by that shirtless dude wearing a balaclava, and some of which are far more creepy than any tactile picture ever could be. I don't see the big deal there.

    7. Re:Is that picture supposed to be erotic? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Well, he does appear to be collared...

  7. Might be wrong, but... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

    Aren't they going to need a third hand to hold the book?

    1. Re:Might be wrong, but... by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

      At the very least, they'll probably be forced to read with their left hand.

  8. Erotic Braille by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Question: What are tits?

    Answer: It's braille for "touch here".

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    1. Re:Erotic Braille by mrsurb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I though the joke was Q: "What are the bumps on the areolae for?"

    2. Re:Erotic Braille by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I though the joke was Q: "What are the bumps on the areolae for?"

      It is. And the answer is "It's braille for 'Kiss here'."

  9. Um.. by sophomoric · · Score: 1

    They already have blow up dolls, and of course, real women.

    1. Re:Um.. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      They don't like to be called that.

  10. It's been around by tacarat · · Score: 1

    Did Lisa get this idea after watching Robin Hood: Men in tights?

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  11. One word: Staples by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    'We're breaking new ground. Playboy has [an edition with] Braille wording, but there are no pictures.'

    They had to withdraw it - too many teenagers were injuring themselves on the centerfold staples.

    'There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults, at least the last time I looked around,' says Murphy.

    How would you find them by LOOKING??? Duh!

    1. Re:One word: Staples by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Funny

      'We're breaking new ground. Playboy has [an edition with] Braille wording, but there are no pictures.'

      They had to withdraw it - too many teenagers were injuring themselves on the centerfold staples.

      Maybe that was intentional. Playboy without the pictures, just the articles? I'd rather impale my finger on a staple read than Norman Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido.

      (This Simpson's reference probably would have been funnier before 2007, or were Norman Mailer still alive.)

  12. Mel Brooks got there first. by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mel Brooks got there first, with the blind servant's "reading material" in Robin Hood, Men In Tights.

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      Mel Brooks got there first, with the blind servant's "reading material" in Robin Hood, Men In Tights.

      Mal-2

      Shown in this (bad) clip at 1:21.

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    2. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by chebucto · · Score: 1

      Better clip here.

      'You've lost your arms in battle! But you've grown a nice pair of boobs...'

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    3. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The link would be helpful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4inyhzOv_LQ

      anon to avoid the 2-hour delay between comments...

    4. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      damn, I wanted to bring that up... didn't think someone else would have remembered :-)

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    5. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Most blind people didn't see that movie.

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    6. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      It only makes you blind dude, not ...what was that again...

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  13. Oh, come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mel Brooks did this 17 years ago!

  14. You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by mindbrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every body knows masturbation leads to blindness, so, now, she's gonna push these people even further. Haven't they paid a big enough price already for their obsession?

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    1. Re:You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Every body knows masturbation leads to blindness, so, now, she's gonna push these people even further.

      Who knows, maybe it wraps around and they'll be able to see again!

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    2. Re:You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who knows, maybe it wraps around and they'll be able to see again!

      ... from behind!

    3. Re:You Shouldn't Encourage Obsessions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's reach around.

  15. If you are going to bother... by pvito · · Score: 1

    WTF am I feeling here? A freakish, masked, ladyboy?! THAT'S the best tactile picture you can create? damn...

  16. Obligatory SMBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  17. Oblig. Men in Tights by mrspecialhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blinkin: Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
    Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

    1. Re:Oblig. Men in Tights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4inyhzOv_LQ

      I thought it felt a bit drafty...

  18. Playboy is working on a special tactile issue by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will consist of a 3D pictorial of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.

    Trouble is, it's about a meter thick...

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    1. Re:Playboy is working on a special tactile issue by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      ...and you have to blow it up first.

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  19. And On This Day, Several Years Ago; by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Bray-Pron was Born.

  20. Interesting... I use my hands too by Onyma · · Score: 1

    I use my hands when reading erotic literature as well... perhaps not quite in the same way though. I wonder if this leads to a shortage of hands in certain situations.

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  21. Braille Playboy by Facegarden · · Score: 1

    My friend actually has one! Apparently the Library of Congress makes them as a service for blind people. The thing was just 1/3 of one issue and it was like 3 inches thick! You can get 'em on ebay (or probably from the government, but ebay is easy enough).
    -Taylor

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  22. "Hands on" pornography? by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

    There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults, at least the last time I looked around

    Har har har. You couldn't resist the pun, eh? Thanks. -- The Blind.

    1. Re:"Hands on" pornography? by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Funny

      Blind man walks into department store, reaches down and grabs his Labrador retriever by the hind legs and starts swinging it in a wide circle over his head.
      Clerk: "what are you doing??!!"
      Blind Man: "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around"

    2. Re:"Hands on" pornography? by Sulphur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe this will sell some 3-D printers.

  23. MORE PICTURES by Conchobair · · Score: 1

    This is some wacky shit. I don't think I'd call it porn.

    http://www.tactilemindbook.com/

  24. How does a blind person know what "sexy" means? by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I ask this question seriously, and from a psychological perspective. We learn as we grow up what the social norms of attractiveness are, do we not? Isn't that why they have meandered and oscillated many times over human history? So then how does a blind person figure out what attractive physical traits are? Uncle Bob can tell little Johnny that girls with big boobs are hot, but if Johnny can't see boobs, then how will he know what that even means*? So what would distinguish between a hot chick and an ugly chick, for a blind person? In particular, much of what makes women attractive (or not) would seem to be things that would be extremely difficult to portray in any tactile way, such as hair color and length, small features of the face/nose/mouth area, and the like. Perhaps I underestimate the sensitivity of a blind person's fingers.

    Notice, I am not asking why a blind person would find these sexually arousing. I'm asking how the norms of what is and isn't hot would be established for someone with a limited sensory pool. It makes perfect sense to me that a blind man who's touched boobs before would get off on pretending he's touching boobs while stroking a curved... er... now I know why blind uncle Ted always strokes the arms of his chair like that...

    * I assume, of course, that he doesn't go around feeling up everyone he meets in a brute-force attempt to uncover Uncle Bob's meaning

    1. Re:How does a blind person know what "sexy" means? by MrCrassic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sex is an instinctive trait. Similarly, a person's attractiveness delves deeper than the eye can see or the (conscious) mind can perceive.

      Ever wonder why some dudes that are BUTT ugly manage to get with drop-dead gorgeous women? Some of those guys know how to walk, talk and even radiate qualities that attract women in ways even they don't fully understand. Pick-up artists spend most of their practice tapping these "switches" to either (a) attract/seduce as many (preferably HOT) women as possible and/or (b) compensate for areas that would normally make them unattractive to most of them (like looks, lack of money, etc.). Women, in fact, practice the same "magic;" many are trained at much earlier ages from reading popular "girlie" magazines like Cosmopolitan and Seventeen. Us guys think those pages are full of fluff; women soak it up...and it works.

      I'll keep this abridged and just link to Mystery's (Eric von Marcovik) bio. This guy is a total nut, not that physically attractive and way the fuck detached from reality...but he can do practically whatever he wants with practically any woman he wants, anywhere0...and make them like it! (Disclaimer: I was "involved" in that community for a few months two years ago in the quest to fix a lot of personal social issues. No, I did not do the boot camps: way too much money. Yes, the basics did wonders for me.)

      So what does this have to do with blind people (or people close to it)? Even though they, at worst case, may not "follow social norms" when it comes to physical attractiveness, that doesn't mean they don't know what "sexiness" is since the perception of "sexiness" is much deeper than our understanding can comprehend...

      Obligatory example: My former girlfriend of four years (as in first, not only) had a friend who was blind, but was a total sexaholic. This girl LOVED having sex...but she was completely blind. Example deux: I had a brief stint with a woman who was almost completely blind as well, and she was way hornier than I was.

  25. Olfactory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just surprised no-one's ever made scratch n' sniff porn. Though maybe that's a bridge too far.

    1. Re:Olfactory by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      Have you actually smelled a woman's private bits? If you thought the NYC subway smelled bad, wait 'til you hook up with some chicks at a bar. Whoa.

      Some pussy smells can make you tolerate anything afterward.

    2. Re:Olfactory by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Oh, someone has. It was Larry Flynt, of course.

      The August 1977 Centerfold [mildly NSFW] was a scratch-and-sniff feature. The cover had a "Surgeon General" white box stating, WARNING: To be smelled in the privacy of your home. Not to be smelled by minors.

      Fortunately, according to Wikipedia, it smelled more like lilacs than labia... can you imagine collecting enough pussy juice to scent 2 million copies [very NSFW]?

      (I remember finding a copy when I was about 15. It was three years old by then, and the smelly part was all scratched out.)

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    3. Re:Olfactory by lxs · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should set your sights a little higher than bar skanks with a yeast infection.
      Or incorporate mixed showering in your foreplay.

    4. Re:Olfactory by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      I've done both of those things. I was just throwing that out there, though.

  26. A few questions for author... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Why is the guy with a gas mask? ... Where're the guy hands? I can see the frame but he lacks his hands...

    So, the final question is... Are you sure this book shouldn't be entitled "The sexy torture book"?

  27. Boon for the virgins by drfreak · · Score: 1

    because -blind or not- they can actually feel a titty without that pesky interaction with a woman!

  28. Now that's what I call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thinking outside the box

  29. Seriously offtopic by pz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is on Slashdot because ... it's 3D? ... it's something for the blind? ... it's an art book? ... it was written by a woman? ... it's vaguely about sex?

    The news item doesn't quite seem to raise up to even kdawson's lowest interpretation of "news for nerds, stuff that matters."

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    1. Re:Seriously offtopic by RobDollar · · Score: 0

      It's on slashdot because it's A) it's technically porn but B) most importantly it's made by a woman; something that doesn't exist on the internet and therefore is a curiosity.

    2. Re:Seriously offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the above. It's about porn.

      I agree though, nerds do not like porn so it doesn't belong here.

    3. Re:Seriously offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Come on Man. It is important news for NERDS.

  30. Did I miss something? by Helvidius · · Score: 1, Troll

    "She says that while we live in a culture saturated with sexual images, the blind have been 'left out.'"" Gee, could it be because they are BLIND? Images are, by definition, visual. There is a reason they call blindness a handicap. It is not just that they are too lazy to open their eyes. I can't see three dimensions. I get by quite well, but I don't go to see 3D movies because then I feel handicapped. It is just one thing that one learns to live without.

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  31. Considering the alternatives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose it beats having your seeing-eye dog look at the pr0n and listening to his panting.

  32. As a blind person this would never work for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all the only thing I've used Braille for in the passed 15 years is graphs in math. I'd be to busy trying to figure what the hell kind of equation has that many curves to jack off. If I got passed that after whacking off and covering the page in sperm two or three times the dots and pictures would be to damn sticky to read.

  33. Whoa, so you can really rub one off to by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    rub one off!

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  34. I would comment... by hackus · · Score: 2, Funny

    but, I simply won't touch this.

    -Hack

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  35. someone help the author - needs a geek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    humm the author desperately needs some /. assistance - in the article they say she's taking photos, then hand modeling clay over the top of the image which is then reated to become a master for the book plates. Taking some 40-50 hrs per image. /. solution:
    stereo photos or even the diy 3d scanner, some software and a 3d printer and she'd be done in an hr or two.

    geesh

    Maybe a market for landscapes, animal/plant identification books etc for the blind?
    Art books using textures for colour mapping? (smooth-rough for saturation and maybe nap/nap directions for colour wheel?)

  36. You know what else is lacking? by OnePumpChump · · Score: 1

    Audio porn. I don't mean pornographic audiobooks. I mean something like this famous holophonic recording: http://www.holophonic.ch/archivio/testaudio/voce.mp3 Except not just sexy but explicitly sexual.

  37. Certified Tactile Couch Surfer by billcopc · · Score: 1

    A photographer with a certificate in Tactile Graphics from the Canadian National Institute for the Blind.

    I hate to poke fun at these serious handicaps, but does one really need to be certified to be able to turn image outlines into crude heightmaps ? Do the people making those raised letters on book covers hold a degree in tactile typography ?

    FFS, we did this sort of thing in kindergarten. Chicky needs to get a real job. You want tactile porn ? Go to a strip club. Even blind people can enjoy tits in their face.

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  38. I know this might shock a slashdotter by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Uncle Bob can tell little Johnny that girls with big boobs are hot, but if Johnny can't see boobs, then how will he know what that even means*?

    This might shock you, but some people do manage to touch boobies in their life time. (They are called girls, doesn't seem fair really).

    So they can feel that big boobies are hotter. The extra friction when moving around heats them up. That is what you mean by hotter right?

    Sex on slashdot, the king of oxymorons.

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  39. robin hood men in tights by FaytLeingod · · Score: 1

    This has already been done

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    as it is eaten so it shall pass
  40. Why a troll simply because he doesn't get art? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    This is NOT a real product for blind people. It is a way to use art to point out something in our world that we don't think about. A comedian would use a joke.

    I seriously doubt any blind person would buy this for stimulation. It is just a way to look at the world from a different perspective.

    This guy is not a troll, he just hasn't got the joke.

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    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  41. Movies for the blind by ET3D · · Score: 1

    Speaking of blind people and movies, does anyone know of DVD's (or Blu-rays) for movies other than Moulin Rouge which specifically cater to the blind? For those not familiar with it, the Moulin Rouge DVD has a soundtrack for the blind, where a narrator describes what's happening in the movie.

    1. Re:Movies for the blind by m0rphin3 · · Score: 1

      A lot of Blu-Ray releases have these. What comes to mind immediately are "Angels and Demons" and "Star Trek". Usually this is called "Descriptive Audio" or something similar. Here is an Australian list of the kind, I'm sure you can find something for your region as well: http://www.audiodescription.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&view=section&id=2&Itemid=21

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      for great justice
    2. Re:Movies for the blind by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      There is a version of T2 which includes audio for the visually impaired. Quite entertaining actually.

  42. Picture caption by pne · · Score: 1

    FWIW, the Braille caption of the picture says "m]ale torso in a cold cement". (The "m" is not in the picture frame and I'm inferring it.)

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    Esli epei etot cumprenan, shris soa Sfaha.
  43. Nobody saw this coming... by mathfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, nobody.

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    The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the 'social sciences' is: some do, some don't
  44. Bas Relief by Derblet · · Score: 1

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase.

  45. i don't understand what you are trying to say by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but i'm going to assume the error in not understanding is yours, not mine, and i'm going reach for the most radical interpretation of what you are trying to say, and then i'm going to take it very seriously, and then i'm going to get very angry

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  46. Porn For The Blind by megabulk3000 · · Score: 1

    There's already the hilarious pornfortheblind.org.