I can see it now... Steve Jobs walks on stage after Ballmer finishes and says: That's great Ballmer, but unfortunately we're not going to be able to accept any apps created in Visual Studio, but thanks anyways.
Thanks to the stock market, Gates loses or makes more money in a day than you will see in your lifetime whether or not he decides to get out of bed in the morning. It's insane.
I hope they use this to make all those twentysomething actors actually look like the teenagers they are supposed to be portraying. 17 year olds are supposed to look awkward, not like Kristin Kreuk!
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I just bought some open source fruit juice. It tasted the same as organic fruit juice, but had an additional 20 cent premium.
I can see it now... Steve Jobs walks on stage after Ballmer finishes and says: That's great Ballmer, but unfortunately we're not going to be able to accept any apps created in Visual Studio, but thanks anyways.
Too bad most of the paper I use is down where the sun don't shine.
If IBM were to buy HP+Palm, it would be the ultimate congolmerate of once-great companies.
What could possibly go wrong?
I don't know how they verified the 'first' full one, but I've had some pretty rough face plants of my own. Never snowboarding again... /s
They already have blow up dolls, and of course, real women.
Thanks to the stock market, Gates loses or makes more money in a day than you will see in your lifetime whether or not he decides to get out of bed in the morning. It's insane.
Typing keeps your hands busy.
...and masturbation.
Typing keeps your hands busy.
How long until Comp Sci majors are considered more at-risk to be future criminals than the football team?
I hope they use this to make all those twentysomething actors actually look like the teenagers they are supposed to be portraying. 17 year olds are supposed to look awkward, not like Kristin Kreuk!
No, no. Aol was recently rebranded. It's cool now.