Twitter Grows Up, Adds "Promoted Tweets"
CWmike writes "Twitter is finally taking off the training wheels and moving into the world where real businesses tread with the launch on Tuesday of its first advertising model, dubbed 'Promoted Tweets.' The microblogging phenom has long avoided coming up with a business plan or even talking about one. But the time has come for Twitter to figure out how to make money over the long haul. Analyst Dan Old isn't so sure that Twitter users will welcome the change. 'There will be a vocal minority of users who will hate any advertising at all,' Olds said. '[Many] users understand that it's necessary and will accept it as long as it doesn't interfere with their usage. But if the ads look like regular tweets, that could cause some serious outrage from users who feel that Twitter is attempting to deceive them.'"
I would much rather see twitter remain ad free, and charge a fair monthly fee based on number of followers and following; they could charge dynamically: more for companies than individuals, and reduce fees if your tweets are retweeted beyond your local follower network.
Using a revenue model like this would allow Twitter to tweak user behaviors and increase the value of the discussion. It would reduce spam, encouraging insightful and fast information, and remove the incentive for zombie robot following collectives.
Great! ~ they got a business model, it's bad enough I have to read about how twitter finally got paid online, but it's worse when CNN ( a supposed respected news organization ) is reporting on how jim carrey is getting his ass chewed out because he commented on another less interesting tigre woods scandal. Why do we let this crap out in the air waves?! worse, why do we let the people that run this stuff breed?!
Of all the things I've lost; I miss my mind the most. - Mark Twain
Twitter is adding advertisements? Say it ain't true!
I've never heard of a dot-com company before that:
1. Starts with an ungodly amount of free money from investors
2. Becomes very, very popular, all while losing many millions of dollars
3. When the investment money invariably begins to slow down, the company tries to "monetize" a money-losing idea.
4. People hop off to the newest fad, leaving this one to languish and to be used by spammers and people from the Phillipines.
5. The company is bought by some much larger company for a ridiculous amount of money.
6. The large company can't capitalize on the earlier popularity, and the brand dies.
Yawn.
I don't respond to AC's.
You mean all those tweets that involved guys talking about how long their penis is weren't Viagra and Extenze ads? Oh dear....
Motorcycles, Robots, Space Gossip and More!
A vocal minority won't like getting bombarded with ads?
You mean most people will like getting ads sent to them?
IMHO, this creates an excellent business opportunity for new companies to expand into twitter's space, or existing larger companies to take it over.
This thread, and Twitter, is useless without pics.
+5 insightful, it's under 140 characters.
I want to see these networks unwittingly replay some of these "promoted Tweets". I want to hear Wolf Blitzer read something like the following: "and here we go to DoritosRGr8 - America is #1 LOL n I hear Obama luvs new Peppermint Ranch Doritos!" It would make my day to have a vacuous twat read some marketroid tweet on live TV.
I'm a loner Dottie, a Rebel.
Slashdot continues to publish Promoted Stories, which could cause some serious outrage from users who feel that CmdrTaco is attempting to deceive them.
How will I tell the "promoted Tweets" from the everyday Twitter spam?
Three Squirrels
I find it amusing that they think they have inventing something new here: Ads at the top of search results.
Regardless, as I rarely if ever search for anything on Twitter, I don't expect I'll ever see any ads. The day they start spamming ads into the tweets I'm following is the day I kiss Twitter goodbye.
Ask Slashdot: Where bad ideas meet poor googling skills.
http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=28785&cid=3091399
I hope the Farmvillle admins' servers are prepared. When people can't microblag their life for free, they resort to obsessive compulsive virtual farming.
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
People acting like
arrogant asshats
should not type
like they are
unable to figure
out a textbox
widget.
Time to go to my closest Starbucks for a venti non fat latte. What a great way to round out the afternoon!
They have great snacks there, too, starting at just $1.49! you should try it!
The CB App. What's your 20?
We used to call this kind of thing "jumping the shark".
(Or "selling out to the Man", but it's hard to say that with a straight face.)
I guess I'm missing out, having never seen the point in Twitter. But I have seen a few tweets, so I have a pretty good idea of how this might be implemented...
Johnny465: I just ate a delicious pastrami sandwich! Yum! (Brought to you by Jimmy John's)
Sally92: I'm so angry, my boyfriend forgot our date and took a nap instead! (You should try No-Doze)
Joe4ever: I'm in the bathroom right now (Sponsored by Charmin)
#DeleteChrome
Burma-Shave
So if I send this to Twitter, does it create another Slashvertisement front page post, causing a Möbius loop of FAIL ?
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
This doesn't really affect me as I hardly ever search Twitter. The rare exception is when I want to follow someone and don't already know their username. I also use Twitter from a client instead of my browser- and on that note, TFA mentions that they may be adding support for Promoted Tweets to appear in third-party clients in the future, which makes me unhappy. I'm only following a handful of people (mostly friends and maybe two well-known/famous people) and if I started getting ads in my tweet roster from corporations I don't care about, I'd abandon Twitter in a heartbeat.
However, although I dislike advertising, this doesn't seem so bad. Only one Promoted Tweet per page, and only in search results, it's clearly marked as an ad, and they have to meet a popularity threshold in order to stay. If all online ads were like that, I'd be less inclined to block them.
That Anonymous Coward guy is pretty annoying. Can we have the government censor him or something?
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Just block them and/or report them as spam.
Or just use a client that disregards the ads.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
We'll have tools that will hide the adverts, and do our best to make them widespread.
For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
s/promoted/porn/gi;
People really would be "all a-twitter about twitter."
@pr0n1: "Tweet me, honeybuns!"
@pr0n1: ""(Cheesy music)"
@pr0n1: "Oh, that feels SOOOO good."
@pr0n2: "who's your daddy NOW, b*tch?"
@pronAdserver "K-Y lube - up close and personal!"
Drink your Ovaltine.
Om, nomnomnom...
This will take off like wildfire. The Starbucks example is a great description of how it will do so. Twitter is already a great medium for finding underground discounts for stuff, but Promoted Tweets take it to a whole new level. Yes, there will be businesses that will abuse the living hell out of it, but its potential is enormous.
Of course, I have to include a retort against the Twitter haters. It is perfectly fine to not own a Twitter, Facebook, MySpace or whatever account. Nobody is holding you at gunpoint demanding that you expand your social media presence and/or build your social network. (Yes, these are official marketing terms. How quaint.) However, if you take a step back and see Twitter, Facebook or whatever from a more holistic perspective, you might see the amount of good that comes from these services.
Yes, there are buckets (many, many, MANY buckets) of people that post useless status updates to feed their delusions of grandeur or self-importance. Personally, reading my "friends'" status updates is almost always a huge waste of time. (Today's snippet: Look at my new shades! Wow, big pizza! I'm back home from work, tired! Sadly, the last one is oh so damn common.) However, (real, unbiased) news spreads like bacteria on Twitter, and there are lots of promotions, offers and even events that are exclusive to only Twitter users. Facebook is leaps and bounds more effective for planning events or reconnecting with old friends. It's also good for finding others who share similar interests, which can lead to bigger and better things (or at least an expanded worldview). It also makes for a great restricted blog or photo storage location.
Naturally, none of this matters if your social circle doesn't use these tools or if you just have no friends.
Not found. Did you mean phoneme?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Worst haiku ever
The winter of my disgust
is registered
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Worst haiku ever
The winter of my disgust
is registered
Even worse haiku
The syllables don't even match up
Burma Shave
Corporations already advertise on twitter, for free! Look at nike plus twitter feed http://twitter.com/Nikeplus
They make proper use of channels too so it's already targeted ads!
-- Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world; it's the only thing that ever has.
Good! Splendid! If this means that infernal twitterbird gets removed from all those sites it has been showing up I'd say have them plaster all their twittertwatter with Re: herbal v14gr4 poker gambling ads 'till the cows come home.
Twitter is a bad idea. It might fit in the attention-span deficient, Idol-aspiring 5 minutes of fame ideal of a dumbed-down happy consumer society but I don't want that fork of the decision tree to become the set future. There is still time to change track.
Throw the switch! Kill the bird! Stamp it down!
Next on the menu: Holler, the new twitter! Scream out loud to all the world!
--frank[at]unternet.org
It's a crummy commercial!
Goodbye twitter. Anyone have a competitor?
Parent deserves +5 Funny and +5 Insightful!
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Firefox add-on to silently delete 'promoted' tweets in five.. four.. three..
Just another reason why twitter SUX!!!!
Just once, I'd like to see a "web 2.0" company come up with a business model that does not depend on either: selling the attention of their users to the highest bidder, selling information about their users, or selling the ability for customers to try to sell things to their users.
These fools write haiku, Like children in summer time. They don't understand. 5,7,5. Season Reference. It needs BOTH.
5, 7, 5 huh?
Yours is 5, 7, 22.
Spring off a cliff.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
(spring is only one syllable)
Formatting is hard
Forget the HTML
and it will not grow
These fools write haiku,
Like children in summer time.
They don't understand.
5,7,5. Season Reference. It needs BOTH.
Not in Scotland.
Wrong. 5,7,5 is the maximum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
o_O You scottish people need to figure out a way to write spring with more vowels.