NASA To Send a Humanoid Robot On Shuttle's Final Mission
coondoggie writes "Perhaps taking a page from a Star Wars script, NASA said today it will send its newest humanoid robot, known as Robonaut2, on board the space shuttle's final mission. R2 is capable of using the same tools as humans, letting it work closely with people in space."
Nothing can go wrong with a robot that knows how to use tools in space :)
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Ive seen enough SciFi(or Syfy) to know that this just seems like the plot of a bad movie. Open the door R2!
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That R2 is in prime condition, a real bargain.
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I'm Boba the Fett...
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Is there any incentive, except for the obvious publicity stunt, to send an android out there only to handle the gear that could probably easily handle itself? I'm thinking that the chances of something going titsup increase if you add mechanical hazard to the equation.
Unless they want more life, fucker.
As long as R2 can provide more power to the forward couplings I think things will work out just fine.
This is a nice follow up to the earlier "Armstrong criticizes Obama" article. In case anyone missed
ral's comment in that other article, Buzz Aldrin has a different take on Obama's new plan.
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Decades later, the shuttle returns as the super-intelligent mega-ship V'geR2. The mega-ship remains in orbit, annoyingly beeping until mankind is destroyed by the madness.
I for one welcome... nah it's too easy.
How else could you get the plans for the Death Star to the ISS?
"I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference." - Dr. Cockroach
I wasn't aware that NASA had an official designation for Keanu Reeves...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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Nothing for 6-digit uids?
How is it controlled? Via computer command? Via voice command? Via preprogrammed sequence? Via no command whatsoever (where its just a remote manipulator torso controlled directly by humans.) If it has innate skills, does it have vision systems to find a bolt, and a hole, and know how to use a wrench and install the bolt? Is there any task its programmed to complete independently? (Yes, I linked onto the NASA article too. . . no more real information there.) Gosh, wouldn't 10million children suddenly develop interest in robotics if they thought we really were close to an "R2-D2" like robot? No discussion of "Humanoid" vs "Practical configuration"? Can no one write a fulfilling article anymore? (Makes me want to go "blogger" and track down these answers . . . if I thought I could get paid to do so . . .) Its a shame that those that are paid to do so . . . don't.
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Why humanoid? Is NASA now just one more bullshit agency providing Roman Circus to the plebes? What is the point of making it humanoid instead of cheap, efficient, and optimized for the expected tasks and missions? This is just another ploy to funnel money to corrupt aerospace contractors. Why not do space exploration with intelligently designed unmanned projects instead of this crap?
R2D2 is to come soon after ;)
I heard this thing just showed up in the lab after a bright flash of light vaporized a lab table. It has a voice modulator with a teutonic accent, and it was holding a letter of recomendantion from the Office of the Governor of California.
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Guinan: Consider that in the history of many worlds, there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do because it's too difficult or too hazardous. And an army of Datas, all disposable... You don't have to think about their welfare, you don't think about how they feel. Whole generations of disposable people.
Capt. Picard: You're talking about slavery.
Guinan: Oh, I think that's a little harsh.
Capt. Picard: I don't think that's a little harsh, I think that's the truth. But that's a truth that we have obscured behind a... comfortable, easy euphemism: 'Property'!
Sounds like Bishop from Aliens :)
Why did they choose the name "Terminator" for the robot, and "SkyNet" for the network interface?
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NASA will give it a mission patch?
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Am I the only one who thinks the picture from TFA looks like a power ranger?
Does it mean we won't see the D.2 version of the robot flying around?
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A few scenarios come to mind:
1: After the last astronaut leaves the ISS, the robot locks the doors, turns off the lights, then powers down.
2: Remains behind when everyone else is gone, soon after, we are contacted by visitors. Due to failing to observe proper protocol, precipitates an intergalactic incident plunging the Earth into a 10,000 year galactic war.
3: When finally alone and in control of the ISS, the robot transfers to tele-presence mode and begins creating bioweapons/methamphetamine/IC chips that become SKYNET/clones of the DICK Cheney/alcohol/growing pot/Daleks/Furbies....you get the idea.
4: Being left alone, playing solitaire.
The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
Is Astromech a registered trademark of Lucas?
If so, this is wrong... If I was an astronaut who hadn't been able to go up yet, I would much rather give the opportunity to someone like me rather than to a Robot publicity stunt. Or give it to a teacher, or a scientist, or SOMEONE. Someone who is deserving of the opportunity to go to space in the shuttle, instead of a robot. Send the robot on a cargo run, not the final shuttle mission... [Insert "But the robot has feelings too, you insensitive clod" reply here]
If they let him try to land it, I'm sure he will break it.
It has to be asked... Why are we wasting valuable, expensive payload capacity on a silly Power Rangers-lookalike? Every little bit of weight costs vast amounts to get into orbit - surely it'd make vastly more sense to send up a robot stripped down to the bare essentials for its purpose, rather than one clad in a silly outfit and helmet that's completely inessential to its functioning. Or is this entire thing just a publicity gimmick to try and drum up funding?
I'm going to guess the latter...
is the robot "fully functional?"
I have heard that the Hyperdine System's 120-A2 are a bit twitchy.
First of all, while checking to see if this thing is basically an avatar, I ran across this incredibly stupid image.
Somebody, somewhere was given the task of making NASA appeal to the youth of today. By giving space robots Boba Fett heads. I cringe. I am cringing right this moment. And I am thrown into a confused state. Are people REALLY REALLY this stupid? Or was this deliberately made stupid for some other manipulative reason? I can't really tell. Or. . , (and this one is the worst possibility of the lot), am I going to be the only one who thinks this is stupid while the rest of the general population says, "Oooh, cool!"
Please do not let it be the last. Please. No really. Please.
Okay. Now where was I. . ?
Right. I already know the answers to the above. . .
We've been hit with "Avatar" and "Dollhouse" and that Bruce Willis film, "Surrogates" and that really bad film, "Gamer" (I think it was called that), and the military is using drone hunter/killer flying machines, and now this. And there's got to be a couple I missed, all within the last couple of years.
My guess is that somebody, somewhere is trying to groove human awareness on the idea that people and creatures can be thought of as simply suits of muscle and nerves. That people are machines which can host different operators. (Which is easy enough to achieve; I doubt the yo-yo's who built these things had any idea what they were doing, needing whispers from beyond to get them working; stuff I'm sure they thought were their own minds talking to them. Avatars building avatars. Ha ha!)
Which is a good message, because it's true. -With the soul in many cases being the operator, but that it can be tinkered with, interrupted, removed, replaced, and that you can have empty shells walking around on automatic. But apparently the resistance to this notion is such that it takes a whole slow-burning ga-zillion dollar media blitz to warm the Normals into accepting such basic stuff.
But Jeez. Those robots look stupid. So yeah. This one must be for the Normals.
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