Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Amanda Flowers always liked her Wii Fit but now she can't get enough of it. Amanda claims a fall from her balance board damaged a nerve and has left her suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. From the article: "The catering worker said: 'It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.' A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve."

Comments

Re:You sound like a San Franciscan sod.

[endymion.nz]

Right... I ain't coming anywhere near your throne buddy, you can stay up there all by yourself. However, I take offence at your incorrect use of the word faggot. A faggot is a person who makes a lot of noise to get attention, destroying everyone elses peaceful serenity. You sir, are a faggot. You can't live up to your own crazy moral standard (you still have sinful thoughts) so you project your insecurities upon the rest of us, who have come to terms with our humanity. Faggot.

Re:I might be able to help

[Vorknkx]

The story forgot to mention that you need to jam the Wii Fit Board in the woman's genital cavity in order for this hack to work. And yes, it's a hack. HACKING WOMAN FUCK YEAH