Lower Merion School District Update
Mike_EE_U_of_I and jargon82 were among a number of readers who sent an update on the Lower Merion School District webcam spying case (see Related Stories for our discussions of the affair over the last couple of months). The school had originally stated that capturing laptop photos in students' homes had only happened 42 times. It turns out what they meant was that there were 42 instances when they began intensive surveillance on the suspected stolen computers. This consisted of (among other things) transmitting a picture from the laptop's webcam every 15 minutes. This may have gone on for weeks. In total, it appears that there were thousands of photos. One of the key administrators involved has been answering all questions about the program by invoking the Fifth Amendment.
"No, no, your honor! It isn't what it sounds like! The images are called naughty_underage_schoolgirls0001.jpg through naughty_underage_schoolgirls0987.jpg because they are schoolgirls we suspected of stealing laptops, which is naughty, and we didn't want them to be charged as adults, because they are just students still... You have to believe me!!!"
He is a she...
...as you are me and we are all together.
Goo goo ga joob.
Can you send me a picture of your junk?
I don't know how but you can ask my school to send you a few...
Pfft, just like a chick to assume that men are sexist.
God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.