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Microbe Mat the Size of Greece Discovered In the Sea

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "A mat of microbes the size of Greece has been discovered on the sea floor off the Pacific coast of South America. 'These tiny creatures can join together to create some of the largest masses of life on the planet... A single liter of seawater, once thought to contain about 100,000 microbes, can actually hold more than one billion microorganisms...'"

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  1. Microbe mat by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a bug, it's a fixture!

  2. Don't worry... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The structure that looks surprisingly like a gigantic neural network is not, repeat not, the repository of a vast and vengeful consciousness of the murky deeps.

    Please carry on with your regularly scheduled consumption.

    1. Re:Don't worry... by blankinthefill · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but it would be prefect cover for the REAL vast and vengeful consciousness of the murky deeps! I fear, my brethren, that we have found the storied Leviathan. The end is nigh, for soon is will shed its covering layer, and destroy us all! Lament and weep, for the end of days has come! (Well, not ME, actually, since it's aquatic, and I live in Colorado... but all the rest of you sea side slobs are doooooomed!)

  3. Is there economy better than Greece's? by davidwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm???

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    1. Re:Is there economy better than Greece's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes, there is.

  4. The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    can I eat it?

  5. How can we trust you? by mister_playboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Liar. Your user name implies you may be the avatar of this very consciousness!

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    1. Re:How can we trust you? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, not that one. It'd be beneath my proud eukaryotic dignity to be housed in a gooey mass of prokaryotic pond scum, however large.

      You, er... might want to stay away from eastern Oregon, though.

  6. the size of Greece? by jothar+hillpeople · · Score: 5, Funny

    does this mean we will need to bail them out as well?

    1. Re:the size of Greece? by besalope · · Score: 4, Funny

      does this mean we will need to bail them out as well?

      That might be rough, I hear they have a lot of sunken assets.

  7. Comparison to Greece? by masmullin · · Score: 5, Funny

    has anyone seen a map of Greece with all it's crazy islands and jagged coasts? How can you compare the size of anything to that country

    Next time, compare vs something with a somewhat reasonable shape.

    like Saskatchewan damnit!

    1. Re:Comparison to Greece? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A mat of microbes the size of Greece

      I don't care what country you use for comparison. I'm scared by microbes the size of any country!

      Don't be scared. Microbes are your friend.

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    2. Re:Comparison to Greece? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you saying you, for one, welcome our country-sized microbe overlords?

      No. Of course not. What do you take me for?

      I'm saying these are the good microbes, who are our friends, and will help to protect us from the bad microbes who wish to be colonize, and ultimately devour, us.

      Your imagination is running riot. I wish you would calm down, and rely upon science, as I do.

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  8. Re:Plenty of (little) fish in the sea by Magic5Ball · · Score: 4, Funny

    More importantly there are plenty of unexplored function libraries in the 1 billion marine microbial species waiting to activate.

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  9. Re:We come in pieces by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was there any doubt that microbes own our planet and merely tolerate us? (heck, more bacterial DNA in your body than human one...)

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  10. There's ... by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... a fungus among us.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  11. Re:Test of time by thms · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Greg Egan had a nice extrapolation (spoilers) in his Wang's Carpets short (later expanded in the novel Diaspora) that on top of such a large biomass, or rather inside it, a completely virtual world is computed. I.e. the computation substrate is not silicon but biomass following certain rules. This computed universe did not interact with the outside world (and that world lacking predators, it didn't have to) but just created a virtual self contained world.

  12. Re:Ray of Science by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's this? A science story from NewYorkCountyLawyer?.....

    Actually there is a bit of evidence, not publicly available, which would support your theory that I may have been a little bit out of my element with this story:

    This was the first of my 232 stories that was actually improved by the Slashdot editor.

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  13. Huh, seems they survived the Cambrian after all... by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interesting. Such giant microbial mats used to be the dominant biological communities in the Precambrian, often forming structures called stromatolites, but most of them were believed to have met their demise during the Cambrian, when lots of new large multicellular critters could literally munch or burrow their way through them. Stromatolites are still present today in a few places, generally in environments too harsh for multicellular organisms to live in, like Shark Bay in Western Australia. But this discovery would indicate that large microbial mat communities proved more evolutionarily durable than previously thought.

  14. Re:OK Own Up by Nutria · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who thought it read Microsoft map the size of greece

    Only you...

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  15. Subconscious influence by zogger · · Score: 5, Funny

    You probably picked this article to submit because of your daily dealings with other types of slime molds.

  16. Hurry! by arcite · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yang is building a planetbuster, we much achieve transcendence with planet before its too late! Move a foil ship to that microbe hex stat!

  17. No,the real question is by M8e · · Score: 3, Funny

    will it blend?

  18. Re:Huh, seems they survived the Cambrian after all by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hasn't that been the general biological consensus recently?

    Archaeo-lifeforms, being far less specialized seem to be able to both spread widely and cope with marginal or rapidly-changing conditions. Witness jellyfish, etc. When a biome's conditions are very stable over a long period of time, specialist organisms develop that are more efficient (at everything, really) and quickly outcompete the generalist, simpler older forms. As long as the older forms aren't completely extinguished (which logically I'd have to say is relatively unlikely, given their ability to occupy LOTS of niches simultaneously), when the environment again starts changing more rapidly, the specialist forms start to fail and the older generalists come again to the fore.

    My guess would be that the location of this mat is otherwise fairly UNfriendly for more-developed forms, leaving it to happily churn away these millions of years without something discovering that it's tasty and nutritious (at least, not enough predators to outpace its reproductive rate).

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