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This Is Apple's Next iPhone
An anonymous reader writes "There has been some speculation about it. Not anymore: 'This is Apple's next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It's the real thing, and here are all the details.' Judging by Gizmodo's reaction, it looks like a winner."
So they actually got it connected with a SIM card or WiFi before trying it and filming the result and that's how it got remotely killed by big brother?
Major FAIL !
Obviously it's infected with some virus.
Yeah, but have you seen Jobs's lunch kit? OMG I want one! ;)
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
This Lunchable has real ham in it, not the processed kind offered by Microsoft.
You insensitive clod!
Not all of us are young with good eyes and good knees.
-- I have a private email server in my basement.
If it turns out to run Android, then they'd go "tada! we secretly switched your Objective-C with Java."
The best feature from the article
...it feels even nicer in your pants.
3 grams heavier
That's it, I'm not buying it. My manpurse is already getting heavy.
0) Fixed that for you; 1)Linux; 2)Car analogy; 3)Insensitive clod; 4)A Beowulf cluster 5)In Soviet Russia; 6)??? [citation needed]; 7)Profit!
And because it's thinner, it feels even nicer in your pants.
I *know*
Vegan hotdogs?
So the next iPhone will have a flash.
Adobe must be pleased.
Wow, you are exactly the kind of person Apple loves. How can you even speak with Steve Job's cock rammed so far down your throat?
The only other alternative is to come forward and confirm it as a real iPhone, which I can't see Apple doing.
Why not? Oh, maybe not immediately, but the statute of limitations is long enough that Apple can just wait until the final model is ready to debut and then press charges & file civil suit. It's what I'd do if someone took one of my prototypes and bragged about their theft to the entire internet.
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
I bet you wish Steve Jobs was harder next time.
"it feels even nicer in your pants"
*LOL* ... that's in the article.
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