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Terry Childs Found Guilty

A jury in San Francisco found Terry Childs guilty of one felony count of computer tampering. The trial lasted four months. Childs now faces a maximum sentence of five years in prison.

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  1. I guess my gut feeling was right: Fuck the users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cause they seem to think it's cool to fuck over the administrator protecting them.

  2. 12 if the best by ff1324 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember that juries are made up of the twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

  3. Re:Please appeal, by fewnorms · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...holding a city's computer systems random...

    Yes, I see where that might be an issue... ;)

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  4. Re:Please appeal, by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 3, Funny

    No that would be a simple case of bitnapping. You'd have to request some sort of recompense in exchange for releasing / in order for it to be "holding random".

  5. new tag - I dont care by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there an "irrelevant california douchebag" tag we can apply to stories?

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  6. Re:Poor jerk. by dimeglio · · Score: 5, Funny

    Best way to save yourself is to use "fuckyou" or "ihavenoidea" as the main password.
    -"Terry for the 50th time: what is the password?"
    -"fuckyou"
    -"officer, arrest him."

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  7. Re:Been there. The Feds hate geeks. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look on the bright side, at least you've still got your 5 digit Slashdot user ID!

  8. Re:Please appeal, by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Random was quite on point. :P

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  9. Re:Poor jerk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    At Idiotcorp, where I work, the password rules kept getting more and more crazy every 3 months when we had to renew them ("your password must now include 5 Cyrillic letters, an Elbonian tone-poem, 2 cave drawings" and a guitar chord) that I finally threw up my hands on total randomness and started including certain well-known curse expressions aimed the corporate IT director, whom I held in higher contempt than the rest of the Idiotcorp douchebags directors.

    It's been 2 years without repercussions (haven't been called on the carpet yet), so I guess they really do get hashed. Either that or the guys in IT feel the same way.

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  10. Re:Been there. The Feds hate geeks. by droopus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funnily enough, I actually considered that. Had my daughter log in once a month. B)

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  11. Re:It should read 'stoopid people hath spoken' by dyingtolive · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your comment read "Smart people need to get busy" before I expanded it. Much as your idea appeals to me, I am in favor of that idea more.

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  12. Re:Poor jerk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My password policy is similar. If your mother can type it in without breaking into tears/ vomiting in disgust, it's not strong and/or gross enough.

  13. Re:Poor jerk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. The government should impanel special juries comprised of Geek Squad technicians and entry-level LAMP developers just so that Slashdotters can be judged by their "peers".

  14. Re:Poor jerk. by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda related but in first aid training we were told never to give first aid to an American because they'll sue you.

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  15. Re:He was an idiot by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Programmers need specs because they don't know how your field of expertise works. Otherwise you get something geared for programmers, not for the kind of person that's supposed to use the software. There are ways to research it but they take a lot of time and can still fail.

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