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FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit
If you like to pass the time playing minesweeper, or checking your Facebook updates while piloting a 900,000-pound aircraft 400 mph, you won't like the latest FAA decision. The agency has asked airlines to create policies to minimize cockpit distractions, including pilots' use of personal electronic devices. "There is no room for distraction when your job is to get people safely to their destinations," said DOT Secretary Ray LaHood. "The traveling public expects professional pilots to focus on flying and on safety at all times."
Should that have been caught when going through security at the airport? I mean, at a minimum, we're talking 10 bombs here...
Does the ban apply to Microsoft Flight Simulator?
The pilot's job is the feed the dog. The dog's job is to stop the pilot from touching the controls.
They use one of those Pringles can antennae, except instead of a Pringles can they use the fuselage of the aircraft. It's not difficult, the trick is attaching your laptop to the outer metal skin of the airplane. You can do it yourself, you just need to take a power drill or something of that nature on to the plane...don't worry, just explain to the security guys what it's for, they'll be okay with it.
Pilot: "I spy, with my little eye, something white and fluffy."
Copilot: "A cloud. Ok, my turn. I spy, with my little eye, something white and fluffy."
Pilot: "Another cloud. Alright, I spy..."
They can clean their handguns.
Have gnu, will travel.
Cap't Crunch: "I spy... with my little eye.... something that iiiiissss... square."
Co-Cap't Palm Pilot: "Is it the APU Generator 1 Bus Tie Isolation Button?"
Yeah, looking down at your little screen instead of out there where there might be passing birds that fly into your engines
Yeah, I've often worried about all those birds at 36,000 feet while in the cruise portion of my flights....
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Ban the auto-pilot. Problem solved!
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
"No, I was thinking of that mountain goat over there."
What are these pilots supposed to do, stare at the unchanging instruments for hours until their eyes glaze over and they pass out?
Sexual experimentation.
The enemies of Democracy are
At least if one of them's banging the steward/ess, it means that the other one's free to fly the plane.
You obviously don't have a good enough imagination...