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Microsoft's Touted iPad Rival Courier Becomes Less Than Vapor

Kostya writes "The much discussed Courier two-panel tablet device from Microsoft is now even less than vaporware — now it's just plain dead. 'Microsoft execs informed the internal team that had been working on the tablet device that the project would no longer be supported.' While the Courier had never been officially announced as a supported product by Microsoft, it had generated a lot of discussion as what the iPad should have been."

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  1. Tablets are dead by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets face it, 'tablets' are dead. You are essentially paying more for less. While there will always be a small niche market for tablets, there aren't any benefits for the general consumer when compared to a laptop, -especially- when they are running dumbed-down OSes.

    Neither the iPad nor Courier have (or would have in the case of MS's canceled project) any real advantages when it comes to getting work done than a regular Netbook or Laptop. I can see the point of a low-priced tablet device, essentially a large, sturdy smartphone for a -low- price. But when it comes down to it, its quite stupid to pay more and get less of a product and that is what tablets currently are.

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    1. Re:Tablets are dead by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      " I thought that was madness when I first saw it"
      please tell me she was watching 300.

      "That is madness"
      "This IS COMPUTING"

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    2. Re:Tablets are dead by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Once upon a time, pet rocks sold hugely.

      More sales does not equate to a more useful product.

      More useful than what? It's more useful than a Microsoft Courier or a Palm Folio.

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    3. Re:Tablets are dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, screw mom, ....

      Well, if you insist....

    4. Re:Tablets are dead by ShogunTux · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah. Tablets are dead. Long live suppositories!

    5. Re:Tablets are dead by dangitman · · Score: 1, Funny

      I simply don't get this whole "reading on the can" thing. Do you people have some kind of bowel problem that causes you to take an inordinate amount of time to shit?

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    6. Re:Tablets are dead by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

      The era of the geek driving computer development is dead: people want easy to use features, and Apple is giving it to them. The era of clock speed, bus speed and VRAM capacity being important for selling computers is over as well.

      You're cra
      [no I don't want to update Java]
      zy. The modern des
      [Fine, update Acrobat]
      ktop and laptop computer is basically per
      [shuddap Norton]
      fect for users. There
      [Yes, allow Acrobat to change this computer]
      really isn't any way th
      [What? So what if the HP driver crashed? I'm not printing]
      e modern computer system could
      [What do you mean the system needs to restart in 10 seconds?]
      be any

    7. Re:Tablets are dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      timholman and the mods

      I caught them at CBGB's back in the 70's. They were awesome.

  2. Where Is sopssa? Where is He? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's sopssa when you need him!? I hope that Courier touting MIcrosoft shill is reading this. He's going to need more than a hug after this news.

    Hold on, I think I hear someone backpedaling.

  3. Touted? by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never heard of the thing before now, and why would MS need an 'iPad killer'? They've had tablet support since Windows 3.11.

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  4. Re:On the upside though... by biryokumaru · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ya, it would have been nice to see Bing come out as a good competitor to Google, competition really does push everyone to improve... sucks that it had to die...

    Oh, you meant the Courier? Ya, that thing was cool.

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  5. Re:Where Is sopssa? Where is He? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think he's in a corner somewhere crying.

  6. On the other hand by treeves · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was planned to only allow installation of one font, a certain typewriter font, to make it run faster and create a consistent branding.
      This did not do well in focus groups, who showed a preference for being able to use Comic Sans and other fonts.

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  7. Re:Crazy conspiracy theory by node+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The awesome thing about how Slashdot moderation works is your insane theory should make it to +5 in no time.

    Excuse me while I grab some popcorn, this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

  8. Re:Crap. by Spatial · · Score: 5, Funny

    and your surprised?

    It's just fine, thanks for asking. :)

  9. Re:On the upside though... by FlightlessParrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    But, but... Surely vaporware is ideal for Cloud Computing?

  10. Re:On the upside though... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyone with more than 2 brain cells to bang together saw it for what it was.

    And those of us with two brain cells were hopeful that each brain cell would finally have their own screen. I guess I could sniff some glue and kill off one of my two brain cells. That would make me a prime candidate for the iPad.

  11. Re:On the upside though... by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why so they can cry on my shoulder about getting owned by Nintendo?

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  12. Re:Crap. by clarkn0va · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just fine, thanks for asking. :)

    Lucky. I could never get the rc scripts to run right, and if you have to run it manually after every restart, well, then it's not really a surprise daemon at all, is it?

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  13. Re:On the upside though... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dual screen thing is very good idea. People still like closing their books and will want to close their electronic tablets too....

    I like where you are going with this. So we have a device with a screen like an Ipad, but you can close it to protect the device. Then we have a second screen which can be used for input when the device is open. The only thing I see wrong is that even haptic input isn't that great. But, what if, instead of soft keys, we had hard keys, sort of mounted on a circuit board (a "board-key". if you like). Admittedly you'd lose the flexibility of dual screens but then again divided screens aren't always ideal, you could just have different sizes of single screens available depending on people's needs. It would then be a bit like a journal or a book that could take notes. Call it a "book-note" and you've got a really great marketing idea. You might even be able to sell them in the thousands.

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  14. Mistaken joke` by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can tell I don't follow MS much because I thought "In a world with walls or fences, who needs windows or gates." was just a clever joke. Turns out that it is paraphrasing an actual MS slogan. "For a world without walls, Windows".

    That tells you everything you need to know about Microsoft. They don't even get the concept of basic construction. Either you have no wall and therefor nothing to place the window in, OR you create a big window and it becomes the wall itself. A window cannot exist without a wall.

    They drink the koolaid deeply in Redmond.

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  15. Re:On the upside though... by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean like the iPad can with a $30 case that ads no weight or bulk to the device?

    No weight and no bulk? What is it made out of, magic?

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