Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines
lucidkoan writes "Environmentalists have long argued about whether geoengineering (using technology to alter the climate) is a good way to tackle climate change. But the tactic has some heavy hitters on its side, including Bill Gates. The Microsoft founder recently announced plans to invest $300,000 into research for machines that suck up seawater and spray it into the air, seeding white clouds that reflect rays of sunlight away from Earth. The machines, developed by a San Francisco-based research group called Silver Lining, turn seawater into tiny particles that can be shot up over 3,000 feet in the air. The particles increase the density of clouds by increasing the amount of nuclei contained within."
OK, let's ignore for a moment the fact that water vapor is a greenhouse gas responsible for up to 76% of the greenhouse effect (as opposed to CO2 which is responsible for 1/3) of that. Let's also ignore the magical energy source required to pump all this water into the air. What could possibly go wrong? Where can I buy stock? /sarcasm
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
... also considered a greenhouse gas?
-- Stu
/. ID under 2,000. I feel old now.
How about we fund research into not messing up the biosphere instead? Reforestation and pollution cleanup will go a lot further towards restoring nature's balance than spraying a bunch of water into the air.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Precisely! On the other hand, we've rather fallen into climate engineering, and we really have no choice but to blunder around not knowing what we're doing. If we could quick scrub carbon dioxide from the air, and put it back to what it was in 1850 and keep it there, we could take this slowly and with proper experimentation.
"When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
Many methods of cooling the planet, collectively known as geoengineering, have been proposed. They include rockets to deploy millions of mirrors in the stratosphere and artificial trees to suck carbon dioxide from the air.
You're joking...right? Rockets deploying millions oof mirrors into the stratosphere? Artificial trees??? What about the real one's which do the job just fine? Seriously though, who let the mad scientist out of his lab?
"We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
Is this a joke?
The rate of evaporation from the oceans is about 400,000 cubic kilometers per year.
To increase that by just one percent would mean pumping 4,000 km^3 of water.
Just raising that much water to 3,000 feet would take approximately, oh let's see, carry the 0x100,
about 1,651,445,966.51 horsepower. One Point Six BILLION horsepower.
So everything Gates does is evil... unless it help's keep your lawn green...
Well, for those of us who enjoy asparagus, strawberries, artichokes, apples, blackberries, raspberries, peaches, apricots, rice or any of the other agricultural products grown in the western United States, creating a more sustainable source of water is a good thing for more than just lawn maintenance.
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. --Will
I'm not sure there's a consensus on what being a "heavy hitter" means, and people can find lots of reasons for hating Bill Gates, but let's not pretend that he doesn't know anything about technology.
He wrote Basic interpreters in several assembly languages which is something that probably 75% of Slashdotters have never done the equivalent of. Nor was he born with a silver monopoly in his mouth - there was a lot of work and smart decisions made before Windows was classified as a monopoly.
Gates should have paid Steve Jobs to propose it. That way the summary would have said something like "Jobs discovers breakthrough solution to global warming".
Hmm. Now that I think about it the iPad displays are pretty large and shiny. If we spread a million of them across the sky...
Bill Gates Misunderstands what "global warming" is all about. His solution (whether it would work or not,) misses the point and will be automaticly rejected.
Bill Gates seems to be thinking that "global warming" represents some threat to humanity, that needs to be solved by some method, in order to protect humanity. This is not the case. If global warming were about the good of humanity, then global warming advocates would be equally concerned about the Yellowstone supervolcano as they are about "global warming".
The Yellowstone supervolcano is 40 thousand years overdue and has the potential to wipe out 90% of the population of the US. The Science behind the Yellowstone supervolcano is much less speculative that "global warming". It is definely known that this MF will go off.
I believe that with a concerted effort and spending a lot of money the American people could reduce the death toll to only 50%! The area of total devastation will probably only be 4 states. Most people will probably be killed by cascade effects that could be planned for and prevented at a huge cost. Things like starvation from not having stored enough food for the "volcanic winter" when several years harvests are lost. Things like the power being out for years because of volcanic dust shorting out the power lines. Things like massive riots by starving people because of economic and political collapse because the physical economy was not built strong enough. Many of these things could be planned for and prevented.
But it is not going to happen. There is no way for a politician to buy votes, or a bureaucrat to collect bribes, by solving a problem that most people do not want to think about.
But to return to "global warming" and Bill Gates' mistake. "Global warming" is not about the good of humanity. If "global warming" were about the good of humanity then the global warming advocates would be equally concerned about the yellowstone supervolcano and they are not.
"Global warming" exists as an issue because it provides the pretext for a massive power grab. Imagine the campaign contributions that a politician can collect if the politician is going to control everyone that needs to have a fire, directly or indirectly. Imagine the bribes that can be collected if you are a bureaucrat regulating everyone with a fire! This is why the global warming issue exists, not the good of humanity.
Bill Gates' solution does not require the massive power grab to solve the global warming problem. Indeed it undermines the perceived need for such a power grab. It would be the same with any cheap purely technological solution that does not require a bureaucrat regulating everyone with a fire. Gates' solution threatens the true goal of the global warming advocacy. It therefore will be automaticly rejected. One wonders how someone so smart and cynical as Bill Gates could miss the point so badly.
This post also does not serve the interests of the global warming advocacy. It therefore will be down moderated.
Here in the west USA, we have long droughts. We count on reservoirs having enough water. The problem is that we have also been depending for far too long on aquifers. So, we regularly talk about pipelines. Well, there is ZERO chance that an economical large pipeline can be developed. HOWEVER, this has the ability to put a lot more moisture in the air. When it is known that a cold front is going to hit an area, then we simply bump up the amount of moisture in the air. It will mean LARGE snow dumps, but that is needed. It will allow us to fill the aquifers as well as reservoirs.
You have droughts because you insist on growing things that should not grow in rain-starved regions. Aquifers or otherwise, Las Vegas being in the middle of a desert and having lush, well-watered lawns with water pumped from several hundred kilometers away is bad strategy to begin with.
The west of the US is a desert; as in, "has little to no rainfall". Trying to "tame" nature there was the real mistake...